[looks at late slate offerings] Oof! This slate is a bit of a skinny one, isn’t it? Ah, we’ll make the best of it regardless.
TO THE GAMES!
Cards/Niners:
What is going on with David Johnson? He’s run for all of 4 yards in the month of November and looked bad doing it. I heard Greg Cosell say on the radio that he seems to have gained weight and looks more like a tight end these days. He’s off the injury report but I can’t see him getting many touches in this ‘running back committee’ that has recently been announced. Does Kliff Notes just not like the guy? Is there some lingering injury issue that isn’t being made public? I’m sure something will come out at least by the end of the season but for now I think Drake is the way to go because San Franny can be run on.
Bengals/Raiders:
Poor Ryan Findley is up against it, what with trying to play behind this O-line that allows more ‘pressured’ plays than clean pocket ones. Things get a little better vs. a Raiders team that have let Rodgers, Watson and Stafford spank them into oblivion. Josh Jacobs makes defenders miss. And miss. And miss again. His 43 forced missed tackles is the highest ever seen over a ten week period since the stat first started being recorded.
Pats/Eagles:
Do you think that New England will put J.C. Jackson on Ertz, take him out of the game and force Wentz to go to the flubbers that are Nelson Oglethorpe and that Whiteside guy for yards downfield? I think so. Maybe the play here is Dallas Goedart if he gets some run at a wideout spot. Well, if rook rb Sanders wanted the spotlight he’s got it today. Hey, Jay Ajai and his reconstructed knees are back in town again! Philly fans are out looking for blood. Well, since that is their default position, perhaps I should be more specific.They want the Eagles medical staff’s blood because Howard has somehow come out of the bye week more injured than when he entered it.
Do your thing.
4 dropped INTs by the birds today
Because Brady PREPARES
Just like our receivers.
Qardinals…cromulent?
GERRY-..mandered? Works, I guess!
DJ is stuck on 6.66, the Beast abides
Josh McDaniel, offensive genius who spent a first round pick on Tim Tebow.
Didn’t he trade up for Tebow?
YES AND Y’ALL STOP I AM TRIGGERED ENOUGH TODAY
Oh you’re reading DoJu’s book too? Man, you’re just a glutton for punishment today.
-Me, waiting for Hippo Thoughts
Really missing the ability to link back to Marmalard attempting to trick McDaniels into a trade right now
Not sure, that seems like more of a Bears move…
I resemble that remark
juuuuuuusssst a bit offside
Went from a nail biter to a glass thrower real quick
60 miles fucking done
Also, no one seemed down with my suggestion to rename the Susan G Komen 3 Day to “Three in the Pink.”
“San Fran back on top!”
Power top, right?
Good hustle
/slaps ass
Safety dance please.
been maybe 300 yards of BLEERGH in Santa Clara
Spur I am here for your abuse but I have been drinking in the sun all day and may get incarcerated at any moment.
This is different from most Sundays how?
Little to no sun in Canadia, I suppose.
I am in Mexeeeeecoooo
One of my favorite songs by one of my favorite bands.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0U2BlYdWnM
make sure you keep $50 in your sock to bribe the cops
free Mexican food has a real human cost…
Every fucking other play this season they wait a half hour and blow the whistle after rulling it a touchdown except when it’s a Patriot
New England’s bullshit punt bounces are maddening
We all knows those bounces are ordered by the Commish.
because they due they jerb!
am very pleased how RedZone shows almost zero of the P*ts game
Fucking bullshit. THat ball came out before the whistle.
There’s no way this gets overturned, even though it probably should.
That is complete bullshit.
Ron Howard: “It suuuure is!”
Live look at Wentz
I don’t think the Iggles is very good y’all
Dallas did beat them…………
37-10
Their ability to swap back and forth from world beaters to tomato cans multiple times in the same game is quite impressive
At least Dallas does that from week-to-week
Sybil-esque (if I have name right, I usually don’t)
Sybian, I believe
Watching this game I am just constantly reminded of how much better than Dak that Wentz is.
but but leadership intangibles no gloree boi ,, smh
Am guessing he passes out Fox News articles in the locker room.
Nice punt!!!
The absolute fuck is going on
“We’ve replaced the Philadelphia Eagles with the Cleveland Browns at halftime, let’s see if anyone notices.”
Wentz looks like he’s ready to fumble.
or throw a pick 6.
Someone tell Dakota Jeebus he’s at 6.66 in Yahoo Fantasy Points
Brady’s gonna get carried another Super Bowl like donks Manning and it’s gonna be torturous
Not for everyone.
“Everyone who counts hates Tom Brady!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZHWx8ShOnY
Just looked at Mrs. Cola and said I hope you have bail money, these fuckers are obnoxious.
Bahahah this is excellent Spur
Careful amigo, Mexican jails are not necessarily as nice as Canadian jails.
“How do you say ‘please stop beating the soles of my feet, I am not a drug dealer’ in Spanish? Asking for litre.
“You’re looking LIVE at Viva La Tabula Raza’s basement…”
-B. Musberger, Las Vegas (in a gimp suit)
“tengo dinero para ti”
SF back up on AZ, NE up on PHI, order restored to the universe (for the moment).
I’m convinced the world ended on Dec 21, 2012. We’re all in hell now. It explains so much, Trump, the Eagles Super bowl, Spike Lee winning an Oscar.
Blackkklansman is a ridiculously good movie, though
yeah but when does the deserving writer actually win? NEVER
Edelman>Wentz
GO FOR TWO!
Dun
HAHAHAHAHA
what the actual fuck
This bar is full of Massholes.
There are some here on this website too, Sorry man.
Ah, this is gonna be enjoyable, I bet
BLEERGH Bowl in Santa Clara. JEEBUS.
Guess that camo aint working Wentz, the Pats can still see you.
Ugh, I Googled to see who that was and the only hit that popped up was, “How roughly would you throatfuck [her]?”
Ugh.
You didnt know who Clara was?
I know of Jenna Coleman. Haven’t watched TV in years though now. Didn’t recognize her anyways.
Did it have a followup?
Buncha internet alpha dudes talking about how they’d fuck her up with their huge 4-ft schlongs in a totally not homosexual way.
I just found her Wikipedia. You need to adjust your search parameters.
Clint Eastwood really hates the government.
But only when a Democrat or a black man is president.
Well, I certainly have no interest at fucking all in Clint Eastwood’s new joint. Who cares about some fat idiot? I’ll have the same reaction to the Trump biopic, which will inevitably be made at some point.
Directed by Senor Spielbergo.
MAGA QB Bowl is going well. Let’s hope the Pats shove that camo arm sleeve up Carson’s ass before the game is over.
CBS showed the halftime score as 14-0, probably assuming the Bengals wouldn’t have scored a point in the first half.
Sigh.
There we go!
oh dear god here we go
The league is better when the Raiders and Bears are good. Gruden and Mayock really did a good job.
YOU’VE GOTTA CATCH THAT HIGHLANDER
It saddens me deeply that Bill Ponderosa is being wasted on Young Sheldon. Pondy’s the coolest.
How the fuck did Young Sheldon actually succeed?
Have you not been watching? It’s because he’s really smart.
God, the Bengals defense sucks ass.
RIP Sanu’s foot
The monkey paw up Bellichecks ass curls another finger
Belichick just smiles as the finger tickles his prostrate,