Welcome back drinkers. Originally I had something else to show off to you fine folks this week, however, at the last minute I made a substitution. I’ve been fighting a nasty head cold over the last few days, and I decided the best cure for said cold was a tried and true remedy that was calling to me: the Hot Toddy. A cocktail for medicinal; and recreational purposes!
The Hot Toddy is a classic, and it can be made many different ways. I’m pretty sure everyone has their own twist on it, but here are the basic building blocks for one:
Hot Toddy
1 Mug of tea
Juice from 1 fresh lemon wedge
Honey
Alcohol
Brew the tea however you’d like. While the tea is steeping, squeeze the lemon wedge into the mug, then add honey and alcohol.
That’s it. Pretty simple right? Normally, I’m not much of a tea drinker, but this is one way I’ll quite happily drink a mug. One of the best parts about the Hot Toddy is how much you can customize it. In my version, I had a fairly large lemon wedge, added a 4 count of honey and two ounces of rye. Why rye? Well, I thought that it would play nicely with the sweetness the honey adds, and the sour tart from the lemon. My theory was proven true. Any dark alcohol really works here: whiskey, rum, cognac, brandy etc. Whatever you have at home, pour in as much as you’d like.
I suppose there are some legitimate healing qualities in this. The tea does soothe a throat that is sore from coughing on and off all day. Steam coming off the tea can help clear stuffed up sinuses. The booze? Well, it does have some relaxing properties that can be felt so we’ll go with it.
Will this help vanquish the cold I’ve been fighting? I’m not sure. But, alcohol does kill germs (or so I’m told), so I’m willing to give it a shot.
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The tea isn’t even necessary. I like using whiskey, honey, some bitters, lemon, and just top with hot water.
Did you catch your ailment from sharing a whisky bottle with LagerFellaRon?
Other medicinal uses for tea:
1. Wound care- a dry black teabag (phrasing) can stop minor bleeding if pressed against the wound
2. Dental care- a moist black teabag can help with bleeding and discomfort from bleeding gums or tooth sockets
3. Mental health- if you offered the English girl I dated a cup of tea, she would shut the hell up for ten minutes.
Wait, you fantasized about having dated Fiona Hill too?
I DEMAND MORE LEMON!
Half a lemon is what I typically use. It’s pretty great how citrus season coincides with hot toddy season here in SoCal.
Honey helps to coat the throat. The citric acid in the lemon can kill bacteria, mold, & mildew. The hot of the tea loosens up the phlegm. The alcohol numbs and may help with germs.
Dude, what the hell lifestyle are you living where you need to kill off mold and mildew in your esophagus?
Poor bastard’s a Chefs fan- I think we can safely assume he’s had a hard road.
What the hell kind of lifestyle is compatible with having mold and mildew in your esophagus?!
Asbestos taster.
Yeast and mold are present anywhere there is a moist environment. It’s all part of your body’s biome, which can be up to 5 lbs of your body weight.
True story: honey does have miraculous healing properties, but only if dispensed from a bear-shaped container.
Bear shaped or GTFO.
This is what Karen’s do to honey containers.
I think anyone who names a child any version of aiden or ayden should be burned at the stake
Aw, come on!
Statute of limitations. Dude is 60 years old
Unfortunately burning just ruined the ending of the third best of the original trilogy.
One of my favorite memes from the impeachment hearings has been hearing people describe Elise Stefanik as “more Karen than Karen”.
That chick is a bitch. Not because she’s a woman voicing her “opinion” but because she’s a fucking bitch.
Frankly, I say give that c-word the Steve Scalise treatment but I mean the Steve Scalise treatment the way it should have gone down which is the gunshot killing him.
IF IT’S FUCKING “RASPBERRY” OR “MANGO” THEN IT’S NOT FUCKING PURE, KAREN! JESUS CHRIST, WHY CAN’T YOU JUST FACE YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS BY FUCKING YOUR YOGA INSTRUCTOR LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?
It is known
“Chamomile or shut the heck up!”
– J. Flacco
i always figured Flacco style tea would just be hot water in a cup with a tea bag near it
Lukewarm water, but yeah.