Here’s hoping that none of my guys defecated the bed during the early slate.
TO THE GAMES!
Jags/Raiders:
Jacobs is listed as questionable and has said he ‘has plans’ to play today. Kinda sucks for you fantasy folks because of the start time because Jacktown’s D has quit on the team. Still, I’m sure you handcuffed him with DeAndre Washington so at least you’ve got a low-end rb2 to play if Jacobs can’t go. You did handcuff him, right?
Browns/Cards:
Look at these cats playing out the string! The toothless Cleveland pass rush faces off against the porous Arizona O-line. Not much to choose from here although Mayfield has slowly improved after his lousy start. He still has a qb rating more than 20 points below the league average when passing from a clean pocket though.
Minny/Chargers:
Remember the Vikes formidable secondary? For the last six weeks they’ve given up the 4th most points to opposing wr’s. After the first three weeks of the season you may have thought that Diggs getting to 1,000 yards would be a tough go but he’s sitting at 999 right now.
Rams/Cowboys:
Have the Rams put it back together? Gurley has been RB8 the last month with added volume, Goff’s passing has become more accurate and Woods has been WR4 since week 10. Good luck with Amari Cooper-you have to play him despite the fact he’s WR34 over the last month and he now draws the unwanted attention of Jalen Ramsay.
Falcons/Niners:
Who’d have guessed that Raheem Mostert would have emerged the winner of the Coleman/Breida battle for most touches in San Fran’s backfield? He’s gone for 23 and 25 points the last two times out and he’s had as many carries of 15+ yards (12) as McCaffrey on 146 less oppos.
Do your blurst in the comments.
Best part of being a Dolphins fan is picking David Johnson 1st rnd and Having Drake take 39 pts instead in fantasy playoffs
We always said it would come down to next week Spur. Nice Win.
I love this guy almost as much as I love Auto Erotic Asphyxiation Cat.
feels GOOD, man!!
Time for another officiating cock-up
nope, finally got ONE right
Nice game for Dallas
Humina humina
OKC Bomber grinding Gurley Man into dust, down 30 points. MAKES SENSE
It’s what the kids would have wanted.
My only regret in never siring a son is that I can’t name him Qadree
Adopt.
So I’m going to win around $32,000 if the Rams lose this game, but I exercised a parlay option that if the team is killed in a plane crash on the way home I win an additional $500. It has to be the whole team and coaching staff; no survivors allowed.
DUUUUUUUUUVAL!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yU0RNPAOJw
If Singletary gains no yards and fumbles 32 times tonight I am properly fucked.
Better bench him, just to be sure.
Whoever loses this JAX/OAK game should be executed, it’s so sloppy
Some excellent GrudenFACE here
Ugh. its time for Rivers to retire.
Tiffany Rivers, looking at her latest ultrasound.
Glad the Rams lost in the SB now
I still have no idea if CJ Anderson was a real person or AD in disguise .
I know there’s 10 minutes left here, but I’d at least think of sitting Elliott and letting Pollard get some more carries.
Maximum That’s Rikki’s Raiders!
So if you search Google for this it comes up as ‘Hot Latina Girl’ and the second similar image is Scarlet Johansson and that’s just goddamn perfect.
Big fan of those Asian-Latina girls
C’mon Rams, at least make it a game.
“No”
-Rams
at least make it 20 pts of higbee garbage time
My best friend and wife (who’s a YYYUGE Bills fan) will be in attendance tonight. Apparently, they haven’t spoken all week. House divided, indeed.
they havent used the safe word that means
Jared Goof
THIS GUY AARON RODGER’S AGENT I CALL HIM ‘FAMILY’ BECAUSE RODGERS JUST LEFT HIM ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!
I guess Brett Maher was the one holding the Cowboys back.
game would be effectively over if the OAK/JAX refs had any sense whatsoever
I’m about to head to the Stillers game. Perhaps I’ll do BotG, midweek, since I have a bunch of grading to do by Tuesday.
don’t forget to wave to DFO!!
Still reminding myself to do mine from the Cowboys-Patriots game
[pushes glasses up nose]
If she was from Australia she’d be spinning the other way round.
McVay makes Garrett look good.
v
Well, today a fitting end to the worstest fantasy year of my dum-dum life.
nah, I suck and shall continue to suck
i blow my chance to knockout the 12-1 leader of the league with Cook and Godwin getting injured
In my money league I’ll win about 12 grand today if the Rams lose. In my other bets today I’ll clear another eight thousand if the Rams lose. The other games don’t even matter any more, just as long as the Rams lose. I haven’t been watching, but I hope the Rams are losing.
Looks like you’ll be able to afford that new Lexus with the big red bow as a Christmas gift for your spouse this year. Unless there’s a SUDDEN CHANGE, of course.
Dear Lord, Buster…
I want a De Valve jersey
“I want a De Fibrillator.”
-A. Reid
“Did someone say rib?”
-A. Reid
Cousins should not get credit for that completion. The Chargers treated his receiver like goodwill from fans.
why does cook only have 27 rds rushing in this shit show
He’s out with a shoulder owie.
thanks fuck me, im against the moron that lucked into mccaffery this year dammit
Speaking of Kate Nash?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7iVWK2W48o
Never heard that before. Excellent cover.
Are these not literally children?
Only in something like 22 states.
Wow, the Shitty Clippers are shitty
True. Clippers should have gone to LV and Raiders stayed in NorCal.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QpF9d8tEDIg
If you don’t expand, Kate Nash is a treasure.
kids like hips and tittes too
this was a kids show
Did they remake Xuxa from the 90s?
These late fixtures are all just so silly, it beggars belief.
Is this how coin toss-gate ends? Not with a bang, but a whimper?
If there were any Rammit! fans this would be a bigger deal.
As a fan of cast metals and esoteric rules, I don’t have any reason to keep watching this game.
Am deeply confused by NFL rules
Doesn’t the nfl just have blanket power to change any ruling whenever they want, as dug up during the saints-rams game last year?
Apparently!
“Just don’t hit your kid’s balls with a switch! How many times do we have to tell you?”
-NFL, talking to Adrian Peterson
I better kick tar shit out of whichever Commentist I get in 3rd place fixture. MUST AT LEAST MEDAL
Goddam, i step away for a few minutes and come back and they have TRIPLED their 7 point lead? Fuggit, I’m off to AmazonPrimeLand.