The wife’s family on her mom’s side is a behemoth-the granny, being a good French Catholic and all, had eight (?) kids so she has tons of aunts, uncles and cousins coming out the old wazoo. They all get together the last Saturday before Christmas at a rented hall (this year it’s at an arena!) and play all sorts of games, exchange presents and do the potluck thingy. (emphasis on luck, which I’m obligated to say because my sis-in-law has called me a ‘food snob’) The well-to-do ones, after exchanging banal pleasantries will ask where/how long we’ll be staying down south, the implication being that the one that stays in the wealthier part of Florida the longest (Gawd, do Canuckians love themselves The Florida) ‘wins’. You can see the confusion on their face when I say, “I prefer Arizona”, which is the truth. Otherwise I’ve not much to say-the place I run is the largest employer in this one stoplight town and the source of much gossip so I zip it up. Still, the one thing that’s cool is when Santa shows up-I smile when I remember my (at the time) two year-old bouncing from one foot to the other in giddy expectation of seeing the present-giver. Seems like eons ago…
TO THE GAME!
Rams/Niners:
San Franny is an interesting club in that the D that terrorized opposing qb’s into a 24.1 rating when pressured (just spiking the ball gives one a 34 QBR) has now slid to 17th in the league over the last six weeks. Not so un-coincidently they sport a 3-3 mark over that span. As this is occurring the O-since Manny Sanders dropped by-has jumped from 17th to 7th in expected points per play. He gets a shadow this week in Ramsay though. Since the trade he’s been thrown at only 2.4 times per game. All is not lost because Kittle owns the Rams-the least amount of yards he’s had against them in his career is 98.
Get after it down below!
PSA: Die Hard is actually on MTV right now (at least it is here)
Ipso facto: Christmas movie!
Well Senorita Weaselo got herself Dark Souls for the PS3, so I guess I’m playing that after The Last of Us.
So before it gets too much laree, I’m going to elaborate on the diehard debate.
I am firmly in the “die hard is not a Christmas movie camp” , but I’ve noticed my reasons are different than most, and forgive me if I sound super psuedo intellectual or condescending here:
I don’t waste my time with how much of a Christmas setting or Christmas devices, instead I focus on the fact that most people don’t seem to understand that the entire of watching diehard on Christmas was started ironically!!!
People (mostly guys) were tired of watching crappy Christmas movies every year (not unlike the ones reviewed on this very site) and someone came up with this idea that if you take a beloved action flick, and strip it down to its bare essentials, you could make an argument that it’s a Christmas movie, knowing full well you’re being disingenuous in doing so
The problem is that enough time has passed that so many people have let their judgement get clouded by nostalgia.
You’re not being clever by saying its “about family” and its “setting on Christmas” makes it a Christmas movie. You’re being contrarian, and unfortunately we now live in a society where being “contradictory” is so common that people have lost true meaning of it.
To me its like the reverse of what happened with “the nightmare before Christmas”, which is clearly meant to be a christmas movie, but years after its release it got hijacked to be a Halloween movie because of the nostalgia for it
Obviously, everyone is gonna watch what they want, but for the love of all things sacred, watch it for the right reasons, don’t be a fucking hipster about it.
-peace
But isn’t it contrarian now ro say that it ISN’T a Christmas movie since everyone now considers it to be?
what is the ain hannael, i want to swatch as hit movie, and commetnt. i sthere one going? i love u guys
We love you. Not as much as we love tits, but as much as one can love another person. Anyway, these are real, BTW:
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Damn.
But, wait! There’s more!
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God bless
OMG. I love those
We love you too, Fozzie!
MST3K Twitch channel?
https://www.twitch.tv/mst3k
Excellent…Team Mike
Well time for Eddie Murphy SNL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU
i’m gonna fnd a hist ass moveie to swatch
ok whatta we awatching next?
McVay face is almost as good as Manning face
MIss Noonan Miss!
niners you gock heads
L.A. beat
Fozz:
SHAN’KHOR IS DISPLEASED!
BRING IN BLAIR WALSH!
rams y ou feast on dog shit
Edelman. I hate the shit out o fhis guts i want to club him with a goddamn chainsaw, he is a cunt, one day mea an dhim, dead as a dead gonna be
There we go
giligans island, you gave us so mcuh and we didnt’ see it a tht etime, bu tknow you know ginger’s tits
good game on the tube, fucking patriots with inning eacht a dcock dock you cocks!
Now I want overtime.
I want a tie.
Better yet…
It is the Christmas season
There is no reason to have people who cannot function at the 12th grade level to be casting a vote for anything. I don’t care what country they born in, there is no strong argument that these people can be entrusted with such power.
I trust maybe ten lawyers in the world to vote competently, and half of them are on DFO
Hey, but they’re a child advocate!
100% chance that means Pizzagate/QAnon while endorsing his baby concentration camps
The ones that are being used to traffic children to people that cannot be identified by any government agency. Which is fine. Everything’s fine.
I love when Fozz is in bourble…
I put up so search categories for the season if you’d like…..
Yes, please.
Earlier threads; go get some!!
I got a good review from my boss, not a lot fo moeny but he likesme an said everyone a twok doe.s shocker
So, two in the pink, one in the stink?
Ok, assholes, we’ve got 2:30 to put together a decent scoring drive for once this evening. Whaddya say?
Well, that ain’t it
The last one was pretty decent.
True dat
I wish I was smart enough to be a doctor. I wish a lot of things.
As my old pappy used to say, if wishes were horses, beggars would ride.
I’ve spent thirty years underachieving, so it’s not like a lot of my dreams are out of reach. I’m just most adept at sabotaging myself.
Why does the announcer keep talking about the 49ers “crowd” and their enthusiasm when every shot of the stands shows levels of attendance rivaling those of the Makers Wanted Bahamas Bowl.
The gif is ugly. The girl is not.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ShockingImperturbableInchworm-mobile.mp4
Just turned on UAB vs App St and Beth Mowins comes on and all I can think is That’s My Raiders!
Thanks, RTD!
Best Christmas movie:
Friday After Next
Fight me.
Rocky IV? The fight takes place at Christmas!
Ba d Santa
St. John’s is up double digits on Bear Down for Midterms at the half? I look forward to the fuck-up.
This really is wacky
And there are the “Beat LA” chants.
Mr. Nel:
Boston Celtics. Innovating since 1982.
also i love tits
Guys! I found Trubisky!
good td, guys where are you? i’m puttnig together palns fo rmaking a move on mrs fozz tonight
What a lucky gal. She should be honored.
Hey, that was my plan!
Good news, I think at least I less-broke my iPhone only charging if you correctly put the Shrine of the Silver Monkey together.
Kittle’d!
Im’ gonna be honest, i’ve been drinking
it’s a dhoulsd not a head, you coc fuck
You’re exactly right, Fozz.
Lethal Weapon is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard (all Shane Black movies are Christmas movies except The Last Action Hero. MAYBE.). I can’t decide if it’s better overall.
Lethal Weapon
Trading Places
Die Hard
Scrooged
National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation
Here’s a movie that no one can argue about whether or not it is a fucking Christmas movie or not.
IT’S A KWANZAA MOVIE DAGNABIT.
BTW, to your question last week, I did watch the new Grand Tour. Motor-boating across Indochina. I like the idea, but it seems that half the show was suffering porn. Which is ok, I guess, since they’re Limeys and deserve all that punishment due to their imperial history. But it gets a bit tedious to watch.
i want to feed deion sanders a glass sandwihc
Beer of no beer? bourbone o rnoe? im’ on hte fence
beer
yes i have to gear down and be ok for watowrrow
Bourbone; Jack Daniels gets some!
Dammit I’m late! Bourbone or bust.
I am watching my dad slide into senility and my mom is getting old, no longer the firecracker she was one. God, it sucks. but onward,
No one can tackle anymore in teh nfl – pussies
FUCK YOU WFUCK COKCHEADS FOR THI S GODAMN PEPSI COMMERCAL I WANT TO EAT YOUR GUTS!!!
ZODIAC?
Ghetto Santa DeadPool
Mary Anne or Ginger?
Ginger. Then Mary Anne.
Then both at the same time.
Mary Anne
A three hour lesbian movie.
….for the record….
Hustler did make a porn parody of this, and while it doesn’t have a girl on girl scene, they do have a threesome with giligan.
Why do I remember this shit…. I honestly have no idea
There’s a new porn parody Christmas movie that I only know about because Emily Willis is in it and she’s purdy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oB7mtyJ__c
I have to find a badmovie to wartch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTWs3zvz1z4