Your “Wasn’t That A Party?” Saturday Evening NFL Football Open Thread

The wife’s family on her mom’s side is a behemoth-the granny, being a good French Catholic and all, had eight (?) kids so she has tons of aunts, uncles and cousins coming out the old wazoo. They all get together the last Saturday before Christmas at a rented hall (this year it’s at an arena!) and play all sorts of games, exchange presents and do the potluck thingy. (emphasis on luck, which I’m obligated to say because my sis-in-law has called me a ‘food snob’) The well-to-do ones, after exchanging banal pleasantries will ask where/how long we’ll be staying down south, the implication being that the one that stays in the wealthier part of Florida the longest (Gawd, do Canuckians love themselves The Florida) ‘wins’. You can see the confusion on their face when I say, “I prefer Arizona”, which is the truth. Otherwise I’ve not much to say-the place I run is the largest employer in this one stoplight town and the source of much gossip so I zip it up. Still, the one thing that’s cool is when Santa shows up-I smile when I remember my (at the time) two year-old bouncing from one foot to the other in giddy expectation of seeing the present-giver. Seems like eons ago…

TO THE GAME!

Rams/Niners:

San Franny is an interesting club in that the D that terrorized opposing qb’s into a 24.1 rating when pressured (just spiking the ball gives one a 34 QBR) has now slid to 17th in the league over the last six weeks. Not so un-coincidently they sport a 3-3 mark over that span. As this is occurring the O-since Manny Sanders dropped by-has jumped from 17th to 7th in expected points per play. He gets a shadow this week in Ramsay though. Since the trade he’s been thrown at only 2.4 times per game. All is not lost because Kittle owns the Rams-the least amount of yards he’s had against them in his career is 98.

Get after it down below!

 

 

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Petronel

PSA: Die Hard is actually on MTV right now (at least it is here)

Mr. Ayo

Ipso facto: Christmas movie!

Senor Weaselo

Well Senorita Weaselo got herself Dark Souls for the PS3, so I guess I’m playing that after The Last of Us.

Brocky

So before it gets too much laree, I’m going to elaborate on the diehard debate.

I am firmly in the “die hard is not a Christmas movie camp” , but I’ve noticed my reasons are different than most, and forgive me if I sound super psuedo intellectual or condescending here:

I don’t waste my time with how much of a Christmas setting or Christmas devices, instead I focus on the fact that most people don’t seem to understand that the entire of watching diehard on Christmas was started ironically!!!

People (mostly guys) were tired of watching crappy Christmas movies every year (not unlike the ones reviewed on this very site) and someone came up with this idea that if you take a beloved action flick, and strip it down to its bare essentials, you could make an argument that it’s a Christmas movie, knowing full well you’re being disingenuous in doing so

The problem is that enough time has passed that so many people have let their judgement get clouded by nostalgia.

You’re not being clever by saying its “about family” and its “setting on Christmas” makes it a Christmas movie. You’re being contrarian, and unfortunately we now live in a society where being “contradictory” is so common that people have lost true meaning of it.

To me its like the reverse of what happened with “the nightmare before Christmas”, which is clearly meant to be a christmas movie, but years after its release it got hijacked to be a Halloween movie because of the nostalgia for it

Obviously, everyone is gonna watch what they want, but for the love of all things sacred, watch it for the right reasons, don’t be a fucking hipster about it.

-peace

ballsofsteelandfury

But isn’t it contrarian now ro say that it ISN’T a Christmas movie since everyone now considers it to be?
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jjfozz

what is the ain hannael, i want to swatch as hit movie, and commetnt. i sthere one going? i love u guys

Unsurprised

We love you. Not as much as we love tits, but as much as one can love another person. Anyway, these are real, BTW:

h

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ballsofsteelandfury

Damn.

Unsurprised

But, wait! There’s more!

h

ttps://gfycat.com/mintysadlark

Mr. Ayo

God bless

Mr. Ayo

OMG. I love those

ballsofsteelandfury

We love you too, Fozzie!

Sharkbait

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Senor Weaselo

MST3K Twitch channel?
https://www.twitch.tv/mst3k

Sharkbait

Excellent…Team Mike

Senor Weaselo

Well time for Eddie Murphy SNL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07P538K83iU

jjfozz

i’m gonna fnd a hist ass moveie to swatch

jjfozz

ok whatta we awatching next?

Unsurprised

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Game Time Decision

McVay face is almost as good as Manning face

Viva La Tabula Raza

MIss Noonan Miss!

jjfozz

niners you gock heads

Petronel

L.A. beat

Unsurprised

Fozz:
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Senor Weaselo

SHAN’KHOR IS DISPLEASED!

Mr. Ayo

BRING IN BLAIR WALSH!

jjfozz

rams y ou feast on dog shit

jjfozz

Edelman. I hate the shit out o fhis guts i want to club him with a goddamn chainsaw, he is a cunt, one day mea an dhim, dead as a dead gonna be

Petronel

There we go

jjfozz

giligans island, you gave us so mcuh and we didnt’ see it a tht etime, bu tknow you know ginger’s tits

jjfozz

good game on the tube, fucking patriots with inning eacht a dcock dock you cocks!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Now I want overtime.

Sharkbait

I want a tie.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Better yet…

Unsurprised

It is the Christmas season

blaxabbath

There is no reason to have people who cannot function at the 12th grade level to be casting a vote for anything. I don’t care what country they born in, there is no strong argument that these people can be entrusted with such power.

Unsurprised

I trust maybe ten lawyers in the world to vote competently, and half of them are on DFO

Senor Weaselo

Hey, but they’re a child advocate!

Unsurprised

100% chance that means Pizzagate/QAnon while endorsing his baby concentration camps

Unsurprised

The ones that are being used to traffic children to people that cannot be identified by any government agency. Which is fine. Everything’s fine.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love when Fozz is in bourble…

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I put up so search categories for the season if you’d like…..

ballsofsteelandfury

Yes, please.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Earlier threads; go get some!!

jjfozz

I got a good review from my boss, not a lot fo moeny but he likesme an said everyone a twok doe.s shocker

Viva La Tabula Raza

So, two in the pink, one in the stink?

Petronel

Ok, assholes, we’ve got 2:30 to put together a decent scoring drive for once this evening. Whaddya say?

Petronel

Well, that ain’t it

ballsofsteelandfury

The last one was pretty decent.

Petronel

True dat

Unsurprised

I wish I was smart enough to be a doctor. I wish a lot of things.
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Viva La Tabula Raza

As my old pappy used to say, if wishes were horses, beggars would ride.

Unsurprised

I’ve spent thirty years underachieving, so it’s not like a lot of my dreams are out of reach. I’m just most adept at sabotaging myself.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Why does the announcer keep talking about the 49ers “crowd” and their enthusiasm when every shot of the stands shows levels of attendance rivaling those of the Makers Wanted Bahamas Bowl.

Unsurprised
Mr. Ayo

Just turned on UAB vs App St and Beth Mowins comes on and all I can think is That’s My Raiders!

Thanks, RTD!

Unsurprised

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ballsofsteelandfury

Best Christmas movie:

Friday After Next

Fight me.

Senor Weaselo

Rocky IV? The fight takes place at Christmas!

jjfozz

Ba d Santa

Senor Weaselo

St. John’s is up double digits on Bear Down for Midterms at the half? I look forward to the fuck-up.

Unsurprised

This really is wacky
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Senor Weaselo

And there are the “Beat LA” chants.

Petronel

Mr. Nel:
Boston Celtics. Innovating since 1982.

jjfozz

also i love tits

Sharkbait

Guys! I found Trubisky!

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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jjfozz

good td, guys where are you? i’m puttnig together palns fo rmaking a move on mrs fozz tonight

Mr. Ayo

What a lucky gal. She should be honored.

Dunstan

Hey, that was my plan!

Senor Weaselo

Good news, I think at least I less-broke my iPhone only charging if you correctly put the Shrine of the Silver Monkey together.

Petronel

Kittle’d!

jjfozz

Im’ gonna be honest, i’ve been drinking

jjfozz

it’s a dhoulsd not a head, you coc fuck

Mr. Ayo

You’re exactly right, Fozz.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Unsurprised

Lethal Weapon is more of a Christmas movie than Die Hard (all Shane Black movies are Christmas movies except The Last Action Hero. MAYBE.). I can’t decide if it’s better overall.

Unsurprised

Lethal Weapon

Trading Places

Die Hard

Scrooged

National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation

Viva La Tabula Raza

Here’s a movie that no one can argue about whether or not it is a fucking Christmas movie or not.
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Senor Weaselo

IT’S A KWANZAA MOVIE DAGNABIT.

Viva La Tabula Raza

BTW, to your question last week, I did watch the new Grand Tour. Motor-boating across Indochina. I like the idea, but it seems that half the show was suffering porn. Which is ok, I guess, since they’re Limeys and deserve all that punishment due to their imperial history. But it gets a bit tedious to watch.

jjfozz

i want to feed deion sanders a glass sandwihc

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Spur

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jjfozz

Beer of no beer? bourbone o rnoe? im’ on hte fence

Spur

beer

jjfozz

yes i have to gear down and be ok for watowrrow

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Bourbone; Jack Daniels gets some!

Mr. Ayo

Dammit I’m late! Bourbone or bust.

jjfozz

I am watching my dad slide into senility and my mom is getting old, no longer the firecracker she was one. God, it sucks. but onward,

jjfozz

No one can tackle anymore in teh nfl – pussies

Spur

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jjfozz

FUCK YOU WFUCK COKCHEADS FOR THI S GODAMN PEPSI COMMERCAL I WANT TO EAT YOUR GUTS!!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

ZODIAC?

Mr. Ayo

Ghetto Santa DeadPool

jjfozz

Mary Anne or Ginger?

Mr. Ayo

Ginger. Then Mary Anne.

Then both at the same time.

Spur

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A three hour lesbian movie.

Brocky

….for the record….

Hustler did make a porn parody of this, and while it doesn’t have a girl on girl scene, they do have a threesome with giligan.

Why do I remember this shit…. I honestly have no idea

Unsurprised

There’s a new porn parody Christmas movie that I only know about because Emily Willis is in it and she’s purdy

Spur
jjfozz

I have to find a badmovie to wartch

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Sharkbait
Viva La Tabula Raza

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