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Yesterday, I took a “my brain is breaking” day.  I had fallen asleep with a migraine, 6p on Thursday night.  Slept until 4a, then fell asleep again during HAI/PRC match.  So, I put on my “out of office” work e-mail greeting.

It was all going well until like 5p when I got a barrage of TEXTS about a most-annoying work matter.  If I go on a killing spree, remember that Hippo was here with y’all the entire time.

Pic is what my kid brought back for me from Austria (along with a “The Three Lives of a Polish Jew” book she got at the Holocaust Museum, which is a whole different vibe).  I am a state-official cat dad!  Huzzah, indeed.  Double grandpa too, as of last night (Wolven Legacy child has added a new kitten to the mix, LONG STORY).

Below is my favoUrite song on the (satellite) radio right now.  Killer “Cracker in their prime” vibes, at least to my ears.  I ain’t got enough brain cells to do a Donks WOO! preview just yet, but will join Balls and Litre for Prem Pickkakke next Saturday.  Set your muthafuckin’ alarms!

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Redshirt

Bears’ Darnell Wright crushes OL conditioning test after accidentally following WR offseason running program – CBSSports.com

I’m both impressed by his athleticism but concerned by his inability to read the words “Wide” and “Receiver” or know the difference between “OL” and “WR”.

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blaxabbath

25 hours until the kid and wife return. I’m not feeling like”putting the house back together”.

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The Maestro

Oh boy. Went to Lady Maestro’s cousin’s 30th birthday party out in the bush this afternoon, and I think I’ve had my drinking quota for the day filled already. This is a problem, particularly considering that this is only the first of two CFL games on today.

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ballsofsteelandfury

/Turns on TV. Looks at channel guide

WOOOOOO!! Canadiens footy is on!!

// Sees Toronto is killing Saskatchewan

Let’s see what else is on…

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Gumbygirl

Merde!

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Brick Meathook

An apocalyptic thunderstorm is blowing through D.C. right now, and its dark as night with gale force gusts and sheets of rain and massive lightning bolts and its pretty cool (if you’re inside and not a dog).

in an hour its supposed to be sunny and clear.

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SonOfSpam

Happy 70th birthday to Canadian legend Geddy Lee!

also happy 23rd to my daughter I guess

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Mr. Ayo

Awesome! Pics?

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WCS

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SonOfSpam

Yeah, has he not seen Geddy?

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Mr. Ayo

I have not! Thanks WCS!

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Horatio Cornblower

First of two sets of thunderstorms rolling through. This one is making it even more humid. The second set is supposed to drop the temperatures 25-30 degrees, so hopefully it can do that without dropping any trees on my house or cars.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

LOS ANGELES: [is 90 degrees]

DR. MRS. DEADLY, ESQ.: [insists on making the bed the instant the dryer finishes, then irons the sheets]

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WCS

How many vacuums does ironing require?

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yeah right

We hit 78 but it’s one humid motherfucker.

The walk was incredible but sweat was featured prominently.

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Horatio Cornblower

I want to come to RTD’s house and hide one cookie crumb somewhere in the house. She won’t know where it is, but she’ll know that there is a disturbance in the Force. The ensuing chaos will be legendary.

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Horatio Cornblower

Meanwhile, in Little League:

https://twitter.com/USABaseball12U/status/1685175648132960256

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

There’s no mercy rule?

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2Pack

If the coach did not let every kid on the roster play… poor form. Also c’mon umps call it at a 20 run or so lead half way through.

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Horatio Cornblower

That was the mercy rule: the game stopped after 4 innings.

The US only had 24 hits, and NZ made 5 errors, meaning that NZ pitchers walked everybody. The box score showed 30 runs in the 3rd, and only 9 in the 4th, so I suspect the US coach told them “you swing at everything” to start the last inning.

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Gumbygirl

Those poor Kiwi Kids out there tryna throw strikes with their feet, smgdh.

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blaxabbath

I’m glad America is back to crushing our opponents in competition. Makes me feel good about the future.

Like Oppenheimer said, “we gotta show these island n-words our power at the plate so we don’t have to show them on the battlefield.”

Frank Thomas doing low-t commercials is a national security failure.

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Horatio Cornblower

Just came back from a friend’s wake. Died at 51. And here’s Jerry Jones, upright and talking on my TV.

There is no God.

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2Pack

I am sorry for your loss.

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Horatio Cornblower

Thanks. We coached little league way back when. Didn’t run in the same circles since but he was a good guy and raised some pretty good kids.

They also buried him in a sweatshirt instead of a suit. I thought it was a superb touch. Who the hell wants to spend eternity in a suit?

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Mr. Ayo

Damn. Sorry man. That’s way too young.

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Mr. Ayo

Yeah, thumb surgery on Monday. You know it’s going to be raining oxy around here!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Is it the whacking hand?

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Mr. Ayo

Indeed it is. Changes are afoot.

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WCS

“Oxy and The Stranger”

is the lead single from Hippo’s debut rap album

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Horatio Cornblower

“Oh really!?”

-Rex Ryan

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Gumbygirl

Ayo’s got a new girlfriend, Lefty!

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2Pack

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

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King Hippo

drives to Washington state to BE THERE FOAR Bastard Man

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Mr. Ayo

Surgeon’s assistant said he likes to send patients home with a few oxy. No need for the pharmacy.

No wonder he’s so highly rated.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Has Hippo hit you up for a referral?

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litre_cola

Cooking a 4 course meal tonight. Started already after working 6 am 0 3 then 430 til 1 am. I am too old for this shit.

But! My barber is back from 2 months in Lebanon. It’s haircut day!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

The best part about cutting my own hair is that I can do it on my own schedule and it doesn’t cost any money.

The worst part is that sometimes I don’t do a very good job.

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Doktor Zymm

Turns out Wisconsin is cold even in summer

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Horatio Cornblower

Goddamn.

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Mr. Ayo

Rude!

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2Pack

Another hawt one today. The tan is kickin people. And another potential hail storm tonight. Just takin that bad with the good.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

It pouring rain here and like 17C, but will take that over hail

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2Pack

Sounds like it’s been an odd summer in a lot of places.

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Dunstan

One might even say a cruel one…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l9ml3nyww80

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The Maestro

My parents’ cars got absolutely fucked up by the hail in town yesterday. Lady Maestro’s car has a few dings… but nothing on mine. Storm completely missed my house. Think it’s probably time to buy stock in Enron now.

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BugEyedBoo

Ain’t no party like an ice milk party ’cause the ice milk party just don’t stop!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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WCS

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2Pack

I trolled the pretty tellers at the bank the other day. Walked in with my dork flag flying and hit them with the “is it hot enough for you” line. Good sports we had a nice laugh.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Those spoons, man. They give me that feeling that’s…I don’t know, it’s like the opposite of frisson.

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Doktor Zymm

I am absolutely chuffed to learn that Deutchland has their own large industry devoted to cat stuff!
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King Hippo

oh wow, that is something else!!

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s a hell of a goal from France, but I am beyond annoyed at the announcers failing to point out that the French gave great head in the box.

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Horatio Cornblower

“Her ability in and around the box….”

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Don T

Waiting for a locksmith outside condo to commemorate the biennal “My keys?! FAAAAAAAAAAAACK ah!”
Unrelated: drugs bad

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King Hippo

You been munching on the Devil’s Lettuce, or have you graduated to needle-spoony time? 😀

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Don T

Neddle-spoony is earmarked for after my second Kubiak

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King Hippo

goals are well important!

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Horatio Cornblower

Seems more like a “locks are bad” thing.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, I *wish* I could blame drugs for my declining mental faculties.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

-Trent Green in a sudden moment of clarity and self-awareness

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Don T

/still laughing with “a whole different vibe”

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Horatio Cornblower

Jamaica with 2 players from Connecticut?

Guess I know who the Cornblower household will be rooting for going forward.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

If I were 20 years younger I’d declare Emily Cedeño (#7 on Panamá) as my new soccer girlfriend.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

[notices the braces]

Scratch that, make it 25 years younger.

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BeefReeferLives

Don’t shame yourself, Rikki. As the old saying goes: “If there’s grass on the field – Play Ball”

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litre_cola

If there is grass on the wicket play cricket!

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Horatio Cornblower

How is that not a handball?

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Horatio Cornblower

Oh, Frozen was a half-second away from being a Panamanian legend.

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King Hippo

Panama gots a white bitch (from Meeechigan, so XTRA WHITE) on their team, and her teammates call her Frozen. Hippo is amused.

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Horatio Cornblower

That’s outstanding.

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King Hippo

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ballsofsteelandfury

She’s certainly looks like an Elsa

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King Hippo

Degrees from BOTH South Cakalaky and Roll Damn Tide so you KNOW she’s a real thinker, too.

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Horatio Cornblower

A pale white woman from Michigan with time spent in SC and ‘Bama?

How many militias is she in?

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King Hippo

Future MOMS FOAR LIBERTY material, fo sho!

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herodotus450

Germans making a list of cat-owners smhd

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BeefReeferLives

South Park already did it…

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2Pack

Congratulations Nonno x 2.

This just in… our ladies got violated… Swedish style…

That sounds better than it was you fellow perverts.

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