Did you like the earlier offerings? They tried their very best ya know. Well, except for those that didn’t. Some just don’t have the talent to compete, ya know.

TO THE GAMES!

Lions/Broncos:

Detroit seems to have given up the ghost or maybe just David Blough. Remember that first half of the Thanksgiving game? Blough’s mom will-forever. Oh honey, you were so special! Here’s an extra slice of chocolate cake. [Blough throws paper birthday hat to the floor] Goddamn it, maw! I’m forty-seven years old! Oh no son, you’re forty-seven years young.  /Fin I’m guessing Denver in a semi-romp.

Raiders/Chargers:

If you lived life on a hedge or were just a damn fool you’d throw Rivers into your lineup (I know!), your justification being that the Raiders give up the 3rd most fantasy points to wideouts. But you’re not a fool and that 5th place finish means everything to you.

Cowboys/Eagles:

Can I have a Philly win here so that Gratliff can have a boner and also because chaos? I do love to see two under-performing teams bring the NFC East to new lows and Dallas not being able to separate itself from the detritus of the rest of the division despite having a stranglehold on ‘best talent’. Congrats if you have Ertz-the coaching staff took a mere 11 weeks to figure out that the wr corps was garbage fire plus. Amari owners should pray that he’ll be covered by Jalen Mills who has given up an *average* of 20 yards per reception the last 4 weeks.

Cards/Seahawks:

Just put Arizona to bed by throwing to any and all tight ends. Across the season they average more than one TD given up per game to that spot.

Go Comments Go! YAY!!! [jumps up and down]