Your Buffalo/Houston Wild Card Game Open Thread

And all that work in the regular season to eliminate all those lousy teams except for the Eagles, smgdh. Hey, we’re here-let’s make the best of it.

TO THE GAME!

Bills/Texans:

-J.J. Watt is back! The usual recovery time from a torn pec is six months + (depending on severity of course) but he’s a Wonder Warrior and all that. I’m guessing he’s not in game shape but he’ll have an impact because Josh Allen reacts very slowly to collapsing pockets.

-There’ll be an interesting battle between wr Hopkins (68 of his catches have gone for a 1st down or a TD-that’s phenomenal!) and cb White, the Bills shutdown (over-used word but the guy hasn’t given up a TD the whole season) dude. So The Shaun will throw to the other side, right? Welp, it looks as though deepball fella Fuller’s continuing soft tissue ailments will cause him to miss out this week. So we’re looking at the very average Kenny Stills going up against Levi Wallace who, after a rough start to the year, has only given up 7 catches the last four weeks.

-Devin Singletary should have himself a game in this spot. He really underwhelmed the last 3 games he played in (he was supposed to help deliver me a champeenship) but I went back and had a look-they were vs. the Pats, Ravens and Steelers, all top 5 in defending the run. The Texans are in the bottom 5 in that category.

-Prediction Time! If Josh Allen keeps it to two turnovers or less the Bills win, more than that and things get dicey. I’ll say Bills 26 (that’s 2 scores and 4 field goals because multiple busted drives) Texans 20.

Now it’s your turn. Tell me how you think the game will unfold.

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Game Time Decision

Playoff doink?

Senor Weaselo

Well, that should do it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Just kick the damn field goal now

Game Time Decision

How did he get out of that?

Old School Zero

We were so close to such a bananas ending

BrettFavresColonoscopy

HOLEESHIT

Gratliff

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This game has to have at least one missed FG in OT to be truly absurd

Mr. Ayo

I think that’s an adequate substitute.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Tough, but fair

Gatoraids

Greta is appalled by the wasted energy of these teams.

Mr. Ayo

So we’re all brain washed like her to watch this?

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Fuck that teenaged girl.”
—Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Wait is this a different Kai than Kai Forbath?

Gatoraids

Kai Forbath is like someone combining their Dragonball and star wars fan fic

JustStopDude

I think we need a review of the review after this review.

Old School Zero

Still a better game than last year’s Superb Owl?

JustStopDude

Who the fuck has a beef with owls? They eat pests and are beautiful birds….

WCS

Snuff films are better than last season’s Super Bowl.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ve seen most SBs since SBII, and the latest one was the worst I can remember, even though the team for which I always cheer for won the game. That was fucking dismal.

JustStopDude

How do three fucking bills allow that receiver to make the first?

Lol…

King Hippo

oh Bills

JustStopDude

So on a tie, the Texans and Bills try to combine to make a decent team for the next round right?

Bortleback

‘Member when the refs took a touchdown off the Bills despite them scoring by recovering a live ball in the endzone? Oh but “common sense hurr durr”

King Hippo

the returner threw the ball forward, so at the most…2 points? Would that be a touchback or illegal forward pass safety??

The Maestro

Waiting for Godot: the football version

Gatoraids

Waiting for God damn

Senor Weaselo

TWO theatre of the absurd references! We’re on a roll.

JustStopDude

It won’t end…..neither team will fucking end this game!

/Sobs violently…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jesus, the Bills broke a Browns fan

Mistborn Impossible

I’m almost sad the Texans are going to drive to win here

BrettFavresColonoscopy

My 3OT strategy has got to be looking better now

Mr. Ayo

BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You guys will be surprised to hear the Bills fans here think that was a bullshit call

Gratliff

jeeeeeesus

Old School Zero

Buffalo After Reading

King Hippo

punt on 3rd down

Old School Zero

They should have!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Doktor Zymm

KILL KILL KILL, DO ITcomment image

Bortleback

Three bills neglect to block a linebacker that then nearly decapitates their quarterback – the nihilism is spreading

Gratliff

Josh Allen: Fuck It, Why Not

JustStopDude

You got to give Allen credit….he is playing well inspite of himself….

BrettFavresColonoscopy

He’s just like a kid* out there

*kid with mild autism

Gratliff

My kid never would’ve thrown that lateral

JustStopDude

Derp…..derp ….derp….AMAZING FUCKING PLAY TO KEEP THE DRIVE GOING….derp….

The Maestro

Hey, a blind squirrel finds a nut every so often when he decides to air it out deep.

Game Time Decision

Wow

King Hippo

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The Maestro

Is anyone really sure JP Losman would be any worse in this current game?

Mistborn Impossible

With Tyrod Taylor the Bills already won.

The Maestro

Only with less flip phone camera dick pics.

King Hippo

Like a Brittfar who fell down a well at some point

Old School Zero

I was just thinking how Favre-ian this whole OT is looking

Game Time Decision

Just a kid having fun or sending unsolicited dick pics

Doktor Zymm

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

This game is amazeballs and I’m sorry Josh Allen only exists in this simulation

JustStopDude

Can we get some yolo throws?

King Hippo

The JJ Watt spin clinic tradename?

Bortleback

Okay who told Booger what yolo means

King Hippo

This would be the worst QB’d late game comeback win, EVER

Game Time Decision

Allen channelling his inner Grossman

Bortleback

Even sexy rexy wouldn’t throw to a double covered fullback on a go route

King Hippo

the carnival continues!

JustStopDude

Unorthodox is certainly an apt descriptions of Josh Allen play…

Gatoraids

Tunsil with all the weed paranoia false starts

Doktor Zymm

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Old School Zero

I haven’t watched a comeback this stupid since rampant antisemitism.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I don’t know which of your comments should be on the banner

Old School Zero

Sorry, I drank too much coffee.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Don’t apologize, you magnificent bastard

King Hippo

this one HAS TO BE

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Good strategy here is to play for 3OT to tire out Watson

The Maestro

Remember, Bills: you can’t fumble the ball away if you refuse to play offense in OT. Just saying.