Your Mid-Afternoon NFL Playoff Game Open Thread

Welcome back as always Pigskinheads! Are you ready for more? Of course you are. Will we get another glorious upset like we did yesterday? I simply did not see Sillycuse winning over UVA-I mean, I saw it but I didn’t see it. Makes sense? No? If Seattle beats the Packers could anyone that closely watches the sport really call it that? I’m squarely in the “NO!” corner.

TO THE GAME!

Texans/Chiefs:

-The first time that these guys played this year Houston bounced around a Mahomes that was battling an ankle ouchie. If they’re relying on him to make bone-headed plays like Josh Allen did last week in order  to win I don’t think it’ll happen.

-As a matter of hoohaw, Kermit has graded out as the top performing qb the last 3 weeks of the regular season.

-You’d think that Tyreek and Kelce will run free all day because opposing qb’s average 281 yards passing but keep an eye on Damien “Bad Seed” Williams. The Texans are 8th worst in yards per carry defended and the lousiest against rb’s catching the ball out of the backfield.

-KC slowly morphed into a well-rounded team as the season went on and the D (under Steve “Spags” Spagnoulo) started getting pressure from the ends. If you recall his work with the Giants D in 2016, he likes to funnel everything to the middle of the field and let the safties and lb’s clean up. It’s simple but it works. Qb Watson had 2.6 seconds to throw last week but I don’t see that happening again.

Prediction Time! The Texans are exposed to the tune of 35-13.

Put ‘er there, partner! And by ‘there’, I mean down below, in words and pics.

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Spur

Why would you do that with the lead?

Old School Zero

trying to turn your buttchin into chinnutz

LemonJello

Trickeration Achievement: STILL LOCKED

Mr. Ayo

Buttchinski being too cute.

Fronkenshteen

“Right? Lead is just as effective.”

– Jovan B.

Mistborn Impossible

Wow who was Clark Hunt’s arm candy? She was probably 40 years his junior lol

Old School Zero

Clark Hunt has big “which one of my garbage sons are you” energy

ArmedandHammered

I think that was his daughter who looks like her mother.

Mistborn Impossible

I think you’re right. Fun fact: Drew Lock once might have dated her according to this tabloid!

https://www.12up.com/posts/drew-lock-chiefs-owner-clark-hunt-daughter-afc-west-rivalry-01dvxxcfv0e4

Viva La Tabula Raza

Both of these coaches have a rep for playoff collapse. This should be interesting. Best scenario is KC rallies back, takes 4 point lead, Reid fucks up clock management, HOU scores TD as time expires.

Senor Weaselo

Quadruple OT?

Viva La Tabula Raza

At least there would be no dead time between games.

Fronkenshteen

3 & out and we got a game.

Old School Zero

Damn, Dam!

Old School Zero

MOMENTUM SHIFT

King Hippo

24-14 at half, maybe we can still has game

LemonJello

Clocked Hardman somewhere between Ludicrous Speed and LAMAR! Speed.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

“Still a three score game!”
–Houston after dude number 497

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, KC gets the ball to start the 2nd half, so they have that going for them.

Old School Zero

Ried is being hobbled by a big weakness, as he secretly admits that Texas BBQ is vastly superior to KC BBQ

Senor Weaselo

So far this would not be considered a KC Masterpiece.

Dunstan

If the Chiefs pull out this win, he’s going to waive home field advantage so he can try Tennessee-style.

herodotus450

Houston-Tennessee AFC Champ game, just as we all predicted.

Dunstan

I haven’t seen Chiefs get pounded like this since Village People Night in West Hollywood.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Pussy.

LemonJello

Usually when there’s “Houston” in the name, they’re the ones getting a train ran on them.

ArmedandHammered

Well it does look like a “pegging” video.

Sharkbait

We’ve secretly replaced the Chiefs with the Chefs. Let’s see if anyone notices.

LemonJello

“Where the hell is my timeout snack?”
-A. Reid

Mother Puncher

Angry Pat Mahomes has real Jake Gyllenhaal energy

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did you watch John Mulaney and the Sack Lunch Bunch too?

King Hippo

Beyond the help of BLEERGH, even

tomsellecksmoustache

Get ready for some prevent defense.

Brocky

/opens phone
//sees score
///asks if someone can do a wellness check on Otto

Gratliff

Texanos already working on icing the game

litre_cola

Not smrt

Redshirt

If that’s not a Quotable GIF for next week, than what’s the point?!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

At least Tyreek already has experience being involved in a one sided beating

rockingdog

Found a funny:
[first day as a Buddhist]

Me: does it smell like updogma in here?

Monk:

Me:

Monk: lol

Old School Zero

wat updogma doe

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Jesus, it’s like Chuck Knoublach is out there

Redshirt

These Kansas City fans, I call them Gordon Ramsey because they are really letting these Chefs have it!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Challenge that shit and see if it was going backwards

Viva La Tabula Raza

Anxiously awaiting the boos to start floating around.

Gratliff

MOAR MURDER BALLS FOR TYREEK

Redshirt

KC Stadium Operations is flashing “Welcome to Arrowhead Stadium” in a desperate attempt to convince the Chiefs to realize the game has started.

herodotus450

Well let’s sit down and check out this competitive, equally matched game–
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Old School Zero

If you love special teams, well baby, have I got a deal for you

tomsellecksmoustache

Give them smallpox and end this shit.

Mr. Ayo

Turns out that rib buffet in the locker room right before kickoff wasn’t such a great idea after all.

LemonJello

“You shut your lying whore mouth.”
-A. Reid

Spur

No one circles the wagons like the Chiefs. – Andrew Jackson

Gratliff

Would Andy be the first coach to be under the coaching tree of someone under his own coaching tree?

ArmedandHammered

I go get snacks and come back to 21 nothing. If this is a shootout, it’s Valentine’s Day Massacre of shootouts.

Gratliff

“I’ll send flowers.”
“Make sure it’s Edible Arrangements.”

Spur

Pray for Ottoman

litre_cola

-Erdogan

Gratliff

So Texans-Tits is gonna be a monster rivalry after next week. It’ll almost be like Houston’s a real team

Old School Zero

If they keep killing the Chiefs like this, the local housing development’s gonna get a poltergeist.

LemonJello

I haven’t seen this many Chiefs shitting themselves since my last visit to the Fraternal Order of Firefighters Retirement Home.

Redshirt

The Trail of Tears continues.

…too soon?

Old School Zero

Somewhere, Dante Hall shakes his head sadly at the KC Special Teams play

King Hippo

Change punt returners, when the field position dictates 90% unlikely to get a return at all.