The countdown has begun. Only two more games after this one. Well, I’m sure people started counting down before now but I’m not able to handle anything beyond three so this is when I start. Both games today are rematches and the googler tells me that when teams meet again in the playoffs the winner of the first tussle is 22-14. Make of that what you will.
TO THE GAME!
Titans/Chiefs:
-Many on this site have adopted the Titans as their squadoo for the playoffs, forgetting The Ancient One’s prophecy regarding Mahomes being a multiple Super Bowl winner. It starts here.
-That is of course if they can stop the run. Another 30+ carries, 125+ yards rushed seems to be a mortal lock for Henry because the Chiefs give up 4.87 yards to opposing rb’s.
-And then the play-action passing game kicks into overdrive. Will it actually involve A.J. Brown though. He’s disappeared to the tune of 4 total targets the last two games. Perhaps Tajae Sharpe and his 70% catch rate (highest of all remaining wr’s) is the player to look for.
-One other mathy tidbit to keep in mind-Tennessee is 4-0 in games this year when they’ve been 4 or more point dogs.
-But ya gotta think that the Chiefs just have far too many weapons. They hung 51 points on the Texans last week and Tyreek didn’t even get involved. And conventional wisdom dictates that Kelce will keep on rolling against a team that gives up the 4th most scores to the tight end spot.
-Prediction Time! The Titans will score but the Chiefs will score more-they’re far healthier than they were the first time around. 35-21.
Mike Vrabel’s dick has to be feeling pretty anxious now.
Evening pervosaurs… How are you this godawful evening? 😀
your wife a wee bit upset today?
We’re still at the airport in Liverpool. Her parents (lifelong ‘pool fands) didn’t help (including her mom dousing her in beer for the second goal) 😀
She bouncy!
Nap over, football already begin apparently. I need to start setting an alarm.
Whut I miss?
To the B-2 and SR-71 comments below:
Seen the SR-71 take off when I was at Kadena once. Very cool. I have some projects up at Beale AFB, got to go into a hangar where they were doing the 1000-hour teardown on a U-2 and sit in the cockpit and check the whole plane out, just as they were pulling the engine. For an Air Force brat and aircraft nut, it was like swimming with dolphins. Next trip I’ve been promised a ride in one of the chase cars when a U-2 is landing, am looking forward to that.
This guy plays linebacker for the Titans?
Dean Pees on the field or Dean Pees in the booth?
Starting to feel like destiny, ain’t it?
Destiny has Sundays off.
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=PqKmb7SSpTE
Vrabel: “What do you think we should do?”
Tannehill: “We could throw the ball instead of run it.”
Vrabel: “We have a Quarterback?!”
“No.”
-Ryan Tannehill
KC gets a Hardman down!
Tough to see the Titans go for a FG there. Every Super Bowl-focused Tennessee team knows they have to fight for every last yard.
True Fact: In The Canada, Henry is spelled “Henri”.
So…..
Do we have an actual chiefs or titans fans on this site?
/pours one out for Otto
Don T is putting in for a liver transplant as we speak
DonT!!!
/also new guy Revanchist is Chefs supporter
Revanchist is NOT Ottoman. I asked
They call themselves Turkish now
We have a lot of fans of Andy Reid jokes
Tannehill threatening to become Tannehill
Contingency Plan: Wildcat to El Tractoricito
This comment is Ronnie Brown Approved*
The Battle of Burnt Ends
TIIIIIIITTTTTTTSSSSSS!!!
Go Team Formerly Known As Houston Oilers!
Watching this game on network tv means political ads up the wazoo. I miss my illegal stream.
I occasionally get nostalgic for random English rugby dude and Cecil Martin or whatever from my non-cable days
A Brady-free AFC Championship is already awesome.
“17 but feels like 5”? Paedos everywhere are really confused by their emotions and their erections right now.
No one has ever looked good in a balloon parka. No one.
Seeing a B2 up close is magical
I saw an SR-71 from a bus one time.
I filmed the NASA SR-71 at Edwards Air Force. We watched the crew suit up, and then get the aircraft and the start-up (awesome), and then the take-off, and when they came back they did three fly-boys for us. I still have a souvenir pin the pilot gave us with their speed/altitude. I should write a BOTG.
Please do.
Whenever anyone threatens to write a BOTG the obligatory response is “DO IT!”
which we MUST. The #Content machine tends to go fallow between the Owl and March Madness.
B-2 pilots only get to live at Whiteman AFB in Knob Noster Missouri. Or Diego Garcia when they deploy. That’s gotta suck.
Was that suggesting that doofus dude would prefer having his dog in the bathtub with him??
Why they pick that guy to sing? He’s just a petty officer.
ok, Chefs fans insert team chatter into their anthem. FUCK OFF AND GO TIT MEN
The “Inch by Inch” speech in Any Given Sunday is better than the “Always Be Closing” speech in Glengarry Glen Ross. While both are motivating, “Closing” does it by just insulting you to do better. “Inch” does it by saying you have the potential to be great, but you to fight for it and want it more than the other guy.
I honestly think any given sunday is hella underrated.
pats self on back for using “hella”
I don’t hate the flag in non-standard forms. They should do non-mega flag anthems more often
What kind of flag is that?
One that hates law enforcement.
START ALREADY GODDAMMIT
/waters raising
Don T outside the Fireworks Factory (artist’s conception)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raTts-iGixU
Man, this Navy dude is slaying the anthem
Go Chiefs, I guess. I want to see Andy win, but if Green Bay also wins, I’m going to regret this rooting choice
Romo wrong about Henry putting the team on his back. The team is on his thighs.
You have Andy Reid’s attention.
The Sean McCoy out with an illness. [wink]
What’s up Romo!
Did ladypuncher just do the dog-pee thing?
That’s a finin’!
We are far past the point where making big slow epic pop music covers for video packages should be a capital offense. It was cool for like a week 5 years ago.
This popped up on my timeline right after I posted this and it really speaks to me
Poor turnout for the Magic: The Gathering tournament?
Tyreek? WTF?
FAKE NEWS wear is TRUMP??
Just finished up watching the 4th episode of Chernobyl (animal patrol/roof duty), and boy howdy am I ready for some goddamn exciting football. DON’T LET ME DOWN CHEFTITS!!!
Did someone say CHEFTITS?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NffGu1G6OmQ
Sierra NV Hazy IPA. i plan to be shitfaced by the 49ers game. Good chance i get banned for the 49ers liveblog
What the holy tittyfuck is going on with Pheeeel? How do you let him on screen looking like that??
His producers hate him. Only answer that makes sense.
Dan Marino paid off the makeup artist.
have to give them mad props for that
Just switched over to CBS and Jim Rome is on my teevee.
I want him to get trucked by El Tractoricito while standing there spewing his verbal diarrhea on the sideline.
/also had this reaction
//blame BeIn for going to commercial
Famed raycess biter Luis Suarez has knee owie, out for the season. Such a shame.
Muy contentamente with whoever represents the AFC. Great story either way.
Reasonably upset if Bay of Green beats the beloved Tomsulas (who are basically NFC Donks WOO!!! with Baby Shanny and John Lynch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Acukpt4gZuk
44-41 Chiefs. Tennessee goes Tits up late.
I want to bet the over but I think El Tractorcito burns a bunch of clock.
NEVAR bet the under. It’s like watching a loved one die slowly.
I was gonna credit Hope Solo for being a good analyst, but then she said soccer, FFS
Last week’s Chiefs game was the worse thing to happen to the Titans. The Chiefs had an “Andy Reid Meltdown Game” and they still won. Now the Chief players all know to do the opposite of what Andy Reid wants.
Yep, if I were betting this fixture, I take the over. But I am nae.
/also, I consider the Superb Owl more of a “football-themed event” so I count Championship Sunday as the last real FITBAW day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndjSwb39kvM