Your “Singing The Blues” Friday Evening Open Thread

If you’ll recall, last week we did a theme on “Red” in honour of the Superb Owl participants, and also hate week.

This week, everyone seems to still be sad and hungover with no moar fitbawl to look forward to.  So this week we’re doing “Blue”.

And since I don’t have much to talk about…  At least nothing that wouldn’t get me into trouble in some way, shape or form…  Let’s just get right to it, shall we?

Sports To Give You The Blues 2Nite

NBA

  • Toronto @ Indiana – 8:00pmEST – TV: ESPN
  • Portland @ Utah – 10:30pmEST – TV: ESPN

Full Schedule

NHL

  • Minnesota @ Dallas – 8:00pmEST – TV: NHLN

Full Schedule

NCAA BB

  • Harvard @ Yale – 5:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • Davidson @ VCU – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2
  • Kent State @ Northern Illinois – 7:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN
  • Niagra @ Manhattan – 7:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • (9)Maryland @ (20)Illinois – 8:00pmEST – TV: FS1
  • Central Michigan @ Buffalo – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPNU
  • South Alabama @ Troy – 9:00pmEST – TV: ESPN2

Full Schedule

NCAA Hockey

  • St. Cloud State @Colorado College – 9:30pmEST – TV: CBSSN

Soccer – 2020 CONCACAF Women’s Qualifying

  • USA vs Mexico – 10:00pmEST – TV: CBSSN

There’s also a shitload of figure skating on NBCSN all night, with a little freestyle skiing thrown in for good measure.  That could be worth a laugh or two.

(sorry, but this made me laffy waffy)

Going Blue

A few lasses to help your blues.

Enjoy…

I could easily make a “Blue Balls” joke of course.  But I’m not that petty or desperate.  At least not THIS week.

Wait, maybe I spoke too soon…

(yep, still funny)

The Post-Fitbawl Blues will pass.  Probably.

Have a good weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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JerBear50

Actually been fucking around with this one too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDKJWISyois

JerBear50

Been working on a cover of this one for awhile. Gets a tad bit high for me but I’m making it work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9mJ69Tqh84

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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yeah right
ALXMAC
JerBear50

Love that fuckin song. Chris Isaak is goddamn awesome.

WCS

Ah, sweet, delicious drunkeness. I’ve missed you.

Brick Meathook

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herodotus450

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BC Dick

Fuck you. All of you. Especially the egg yolk.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Don’t taze me bro.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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litre_cola

You watching me Moose?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Oh, sorry man.

litre_cola

Freakin me out man.

litre_cola

Don’t Braise me bro – Beef Tenderloin

yeah right

Just you wait!

– Hobo Jim

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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It’ll get better when he move down south.

blaxabbath

Klobes Knows!

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litre_cola

Slow Sports night. In Canadia I have S Alabama v Troy on TSN.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Women’s soccer?

litre_cola

Canadian game is over, we qualified. I can’t get a good stream for Sexi Mexi futbol or I would.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Meanwhile somewhere in Edmonton….

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litre_cola

I would believe it up there.

BC Dick

Like I said, the flames are blowing it because they angered the hockey Gods with their shameful assistance captain.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Bad day at work?

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blaxabbath

WHO DOES THAT?

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litre_cola

Birmingham Barracudas, Memphis Maniax, Sacramento Gold Miners, Las Vegas Posse, Baltimore Stallions.

Gumbygirl

My husband has a Birmingham Stallions seat cushion.

Gumbygirl

That was USFL

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Probably the sweetest set of clavicles I’ve ever seen on a woman… Wowza!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

HOT CLAVICLE ACTION!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I guess I should have known that was a thing.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, when you are upside down on the couch.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Anybody got a CO2 fire extinguisher? Moose be on fire tonight.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

holy fuck

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That is like a bizarro Gary Larsen cartoon…. still snickering.

Viva La Tabula Raza

What kills me is that those look like the muzzles of a couple of my own dogs, past and present.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The surgeon fixed it up almost like new.

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scotchnaut

Her right breast understands the gravity of this situation.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Don’t make me Pam Grier GIF you, PAL.

scotchnaut

I FUCKING DARE YOU TO PAM GRIER ME, COWARD!

[unzips]

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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GIS has some quirks.

JerBear50

RIP to the best bare-assed piano player in the world.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Alamodome Farms remembahs.

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Gratliff

Biden is looking to be at about a 7 on the Al Davis scale

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Glad Chris Christy won’t be in it.

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scotchnaut

“It’s like I don’t even exist.”

-Chris Stein

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Who?

Oh, yeah, that guy.

ballsofsteelandfury

Given the banner image, I really thought you would be talking more about cunnilingus.

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ballsofsteelandfury

God bless you, Moose.

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scotchnaut

Truly the epitome of a bouffant terrible person.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Carol has had it with your shit.

(P.S. the is a VERY deep cut.)

Viva La Tabula Raza

Two days before my 8th birthday!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Your mom was hot.

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herodotus450

Defenceman: [scores a goal]
Hockey Writers: “Is this a Norris Trophy winner?”

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Sorry, but that is nightmare fuel.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Thank you.

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She’s not running.

scotchnaut

“Obviously a “Stand Your Ground” type.”

-guy not getting the ‘cutting’ joke thingy reference

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Viva La Tabula Raza

I think I had to post this here at DFO the other day, for roughly the same reason.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08yNJNwIHrE

Gratliff

Vince might fall over dead mid-season, so there’s always that

Gratliff

Were presidential debate questions always this blatantly in bad faith, or is this a new thing?

“Soleimani was an evil piece of shit and I’m glad he’s dead. How would you, a huge pussy, have handled that with your shitty rainbows and communism?”

scotchnaut

The great thing about Canada is that if reporters ask a loaded question it usually concerns the number of beers the politician had the night previous.

herodotus450

Better than two hours of Douglass’ blathering amirit

Viva La Tabula Raza

I remember it being bruited about after 9/11 that Gore would have pussied out unlike manly man GWB. Oh wait, that wasn’t a debate question. Sorry.

herodotus450

Gore would’ve kept reading that kids book for 4 minutes instead of 3, take that Libs

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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scotchnaut

Stanley Kubrick was so boss!

Gratliff

It was an endless sea of equally wrong “Gore would have been too big a pussy to do anything about it!” and “Gore would have kept us out of an unwinnable war!” takes. Gore would have sucked, considerably less than the still worst president, but sucked all the same.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

There was also “Dems can’t pick wars; they get us in quagmires because their bleeding hearts need to “save” countries.”

Viva La Tabula Raza

That has worked out so well and truthfully this century!!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

They STAYED in the wars tho!

Gratliff

In Flyera news, Flyers yesterday became the first team in NHL history to be shutout by 5 goals while taking 45+ shots, and giving up fewer than 20 shots. Truly, a momentous occasion. The powerhouse that pulled off that unlikely win? The worst team in the NHL not playing in a fast food pizza arena, The Empty Husk of The New Jersey Devils. Philly gets Washington tomorrow with Ovechkin looking to make history. Caps will lose by 10 because this season is the fuckery.

scotchnaut

Your Flyera goaliera musta reallya suckera.

Gratliff

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Unsurprised

Boys. Girls. Them.

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Col. Duke LaCross

Shit, sorry.

But Alexa!

WCS

The XFL starts tomorrow. That’s kind of football.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQXZ91HD1hA

Unsurprised

Admissible in administrative hearings!

litre_cola

Hell, Sharky started a fantasy league.