The BLEERGH Regional had some drama. I mean a serious chunk of drama. How so? Well, let’s check below.

29. “THIS GUY TUUKKA RASK, I CALL HIM AN IUD BECAUSE NOBODY IS SCORING WHILE HE’S IN POSITION!” beats 31. “My lifelong dream is to become a kept man.” 18-17.

60. “The way the Jets are hitting him, Renfrow’s nickname must be World Trade Center.” beats 28. “I haven’t seen Ajax write their own death sentence so quickly since Deadpool learned his disfigurement was unfixable.” 34-4.

32. “‘Two base error’ also describes the first time I had sex.” beats 8. “Birmingham playing in the black unis is what Alabama natives call reparations.” 22-17.

22. “I’ve seen photos of barracuda with less pronounced underbites that [sic] this Habsburg-jawed harpy.” beats 16. “The band Beyond Reasonable Doubt was not nearly as good.” 19*-18 (via tiebreaker).

The tiebreaker is me. I am tiebreaker. Hey, I don’t get to vote otherwise, so why not?

58. “In honor of Veteran’s Day I’ve taken a shot of Bulleit and neglected to adequately provide mental health services to myself.” beats 37. “If Chile just takes its time and let’s [sic] all of its various ingredients come together slowly, I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised at the end result.” 32-4.

54. “Michigan must be approaching puberty because Penn State seems to be losing interest in beating them anymore.” beats 63. “It’s the second career game for Tampa receiver Ishmael Hyman. Hope nobody played him in fantasy; he’s probably still sore from last week, as the first time can be pretty rough on a Hyman.” 22-10.

I can honestly say I’m surprised that this was greater than a 2 to 1 margin.

38. “Spitse is a very popular player in the Netherlands, but not so much as her cousin Swallowse.” beats 35. “Asian women haven’t been involved in something that shameful since Robert Kraft’s last massage.” 23-10.

47. “When they Punt you punt shorter, They put up a touchdown you put up a field goal. They take the lead you throw an interception… that[‘s] the [C]hicago way!” beats 57. “Brady watching Jackson from the sidelines wondering about the science of ‘Get Out.’” 21-12.

Paired off it becomes the match-ups below.

Eh, you know what to do by now.