So far, it’s been a very fine weekend.
As opposed to The Weeknd, who is a very fine Canadian kid.
We have spent today’s social distancing getting the little things done around the house, to the point where there is no more anger in WineWife’s eyes when she emerges from certain rooms in the house. Plus, the entire time we have been sous vide-ing a brisket, which will go on the BBQ for 10 minutes at about 6:00PM PT. I am actually going to break out one of the Scotland trip bottles to enjoy alongside my meal.
I think the workweek looks a little grim because there isn’t the thrill of the four-day weekend to look forward to. After all, if you’re already spending every day indoors, what’s the excitement of doing it again when your calendar say, “Go forth; be free!” I will likely try to salvage the affair with more barbecue experimentation.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
Well, there’s night #2 of “Gronk presents Wrestlemania!”
Last night was a semi-enjoyable affair, as they are clearly trying to guess what will be popular going forward, which is the biggest loss to the live crowd. That usually helps both the matches & future planning. I will say the AJ Styles – Undertaker match greatly benefitted from the pre-taped aspect, as they don’t have to rely on a very old man (by wrestling standards) to carry a whole match in front of a live crowd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ1bGiB27lc
The Undertaker at this point sounds & looks like Immortan Joe, so it was the best format to hide his apparent flaws while still utilizing his immense drawing power.
Other things:
- Spy Wars with Damian Lewis – 8:00 PM | SMITH
- Highlighting the Russian plot that lead to the 2010 spy exchange between the CIA and MI6.
- ESPN 30 for 30:’85 Bears – 7:30PM | TSN2
- Worth it just to both crush on Sweetness again, and remember why it’s perfectly okay to hate Mike Ditka for just beyond the obvious reasons.
before I sign off, I want to commend Mr. Ayo for the brilliant follow-ups to my Kaitlyn Jenner comment last night. A good effort being funny without being phobic. Well done.
Gonna go read in bed, serenaded by shitty parking lot stereos. Seriously, turn it down or upgrade your shit so it doesn’t sound like crap. My Alexa v1 can battle you
Sweet dreams.
Pandemic Jamin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEA6-RlhSb4
Found a funny:
it’s like a snow day but the snow is invisible and it can kill u
Which bombed out city, in which bombed out country? Does it matter? Cigarettes and nylons, bitches
Lee Miller, Two German women, Cologne, Germany, 1945.
Cena and Wyatt just had the best match in wrestling history. The Fiend made John do a bunch of curls in 1988, danced with him, welcomed him into the NWO in 1999, then pinned him in 2020 while Bray counted the finish.
That’s one way to describe it.
Also, Jorts are still his thing? Some things are fine moving on from.
Puppet Vince with devil horns yelling “this is good shit”. It won’t make me watch Raw tomorrow, but at least it justified me tuning in tonight.
What? What does that even mean?
This match
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQbjS0_ZfJ0
Are we sure this is a “match”?
Where’s my tab?
I love this to an extreme degree
I went and sat 2 metRes apart from 5 of my friends, drank, smoked, talked. Was beautiful. Other than Mrs. Cola, Decilitre, daycare lady, these are the only people I have seen face to face in a month.
Sounds nice
Still haven’t watched any TV during this, anything on Amazon or Hulu (the two things I have) that would be popular sans pandemic?
I don’t want to watch desperation tv
I’ve been catching up on “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” on Amazon
Very funny.
I’ve been watching travelogues on Amazon Prime for places I now know I will never ever be able to visit. Doing a lot of trips around the Scottish isles, 4×4 trips across the Australian outback, and dangerous roads around the world. First two are therapeutic and soothing, latter makes you realize how fucked a lot of people in the third world or really remote places have it compared to the US.
Hold the Sunset, a britcom starring John Cleese has kept us very amused.
I was late to the party, but Letterkenny had me laughing my ass off for a week solid.
Letterkenny is like if an entire community was the embodiment of forum banter. Everything about it resonates with me.
I just started and finished it a couple weeks ago, before the quarantine. It quickly became one of my favorite shows. The back-and-forth and the sort of “yes, and…” shit that they do has left me crying hard a few times.
This is probably the only TV show I have watched in the past two years and it is GOLD
Thanks to Squirrely Dan, I have a hard time calling anyone Katie without dropping a Miss in front of it.
I REGRET NOTHING!
I just watched a couple of episodes of “McLeod’s Daughters,” but you may not have the same, uh, fascination I do with attractive Aussie women.
https://instantwatcher.com/a
Long Goodbye
Rome (Amazon has both seasons). Counterpart.
There’s something very fitting about the former marine whose in-ring persona appears to be the Spirit of Columbia having a finisher called “The Woman’s Right”.
I respect that my coworkers with kids have been having balance issues with work from home, but the assumption that being alone is easier is unwarranted and not very thoughtful
BANKS!
— Federal Reserve
BANKS!
— Me, when asked about my favorite Elizabeth
Gin and soda with no lime and a snack of a microwaved paratha, because fuck it all
i like your style
I’m hoping this is a murder joke. The murder of BJ.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EroOICwfD3g
Okay, thanks; I’m not hip enough. This joke explained is still funny, even though most explained ones lose the fun.
That poor Bronx Zoo tiger.
Will hopefully be okay. The cat thing is in line with other coronaviruses like SARS, cats seem that vulnerable to infection but cat to human transmission seems unlikely. So don’t stop huggin your cats y’all
Just imagining them testing it like 10 times to be sure while a bunch of poor people die down the street untested
Not gonna open another bottle of vino tonight, so what’s it to be? Gin, bourbon or rum?
Or?
Not specifically an exclusive or, but in practice probably not mixing any of the three mentioned. I do have other alcoholic and non-alcoholic mixers in play
Yes. Have some.
That is an excellent Ghostbusters reference.
Neapolitan
GIN
GRONK!!!!
“AHT LAWNG LAHST, OUR-AH TITAL DROWT IS OVAH! BAWSTAHN STRAWNG!”
NO ONE DENIES THIS!
Rob Gronkowski just won a WWE title
Can you imagine spending 10 years of your life grinding out a career there and then watch this?
They didn’t even make him change outfits
Looks like he’s inhaling quite a bit in proximity to others
Covid-19 would probably be the least concerning infection he’d get this week
I forgot, he already had armMRSA, he’s probably pretta meh on most diseases now
Most virulent STD?
BudLight-19.
America!
Good to see him win a title that isn’t tainted by biased officiating
Wyatt-Cena is gonna be pre-taped too. Gonna hurt me for turning this shit on.
Randall gonna get a talking to
Hopefully this match goes on for another hour.
Then I’ll have the full blueprints for the performance center.
I’ve fallen asleep in the recliner 4 times during this and every time I open my eyes, the other guy has the upper hand in a different room
Tonight’s entertainment is me drinking on of these while watching Dolores wreck shit in Westworld.
Also I may clip my toenails.
World is going mad.
https://twitter.com/aubrey_huff/status/1246914030280687616
Which Doctor Who is that?
The weird one.
I saw Aubrey Huff. I clicked. I was not disappointed.
Unfortunately I read down the thread. Lenny Dykstra does make an appearance though.
/How’s the slot?
The downside of my years in Chicago: a legacy of depression and ill health. The upside of my years in Chicago: I have a lot of practice with social isolation and strategies for coping
So yeah, doing okay
Reporter: “With Prime Minister Johnson being hospitalized, are you and Vice President Pence considering being separate from each other to maintain Continuity of Government.”
Trump: “No.”
Hello, Acting President or President Pelosi!
Physician friend of mine suspects there’s something to the BoJo hospitalization, most people would be avoiding putting anyone in the hospital right now unless totally needed, especially if there isn’t a need to get them tested
Found a funny:
midsommar is fight club for white women
Well, it would seem obvious…..
If I’m a reporter, I would ask Trump to take a doze of that unproven drug he’s always talking about on the stage. One misdoze and we’re out of this mess.
https://www.rawstory.com/2020/04/trump-vows-to-take-anti-malaria-drug-touted-by-allies-as-treatment-for-coronavirus/
Things Trump has vowed:
– to release his taxes
– to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do they part. (twice and counting)
– to faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of his Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
– to honor the results of the 2020 election (SPOILER)
*partial sample list
Hey, that was in 30 seconds and I’m not sure if the DFO Powers that Be have a character limit.
I’m a CYA guy.
This is my ear side.
FUUUUUCK! That made me laugh. Thanks.
Spring is starting.
Are those flowers the kind that squirt you if you try to smell them?
No, this was before she was pregnant.
Stupid, weak Navy officer wearing a green flag. WEAR YOUR RED WHITE AND BLUE COLOR PROUDLY! SAD!
Oh, no. Someone get me off CNN! My brain is turning into Trump’s!
Only one antidote for that:
Ahhhh, sweet, sweet relief. Or superpowers.
That sounds like a Fox statement.
“I don’t know who he was, but he had a hell of a grip.”
[perks up]
-Snapchat
So that’s where they grow Monkey’s Paws.
Hang in there!
Why the fuck do you have a chart where all 50 states are labeled only by a color?! Is Ohio Davy’s Gray or Xanadu?
The Cincinnati Reds really need to come back. I’m hatewatching the R—— Orange speak.
(in defense of the censored r-word, this is how I interpret the word r-word) (NSFW for use of R-word)
h ttp s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiGWd0-0Os
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSxVMlO7hgU
practicing self care
Trump: “We’ve never done something like this.”
Reporter: “What about the Spanish Flu in the early 20th Century?”
Trump: “Fake Epidemic.”
Right at the end of the great fake war?
https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2020/04/05/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-the-dessert-special-key-lime-pie/#comment-760403
6:45 ET ON CNN: WH Coronavirus Briefing
I hate not controlling my power to predict the future. This prediction goes true, but my predictions of winning the lottery and assorted female celebrities showing up at my door in a state of undress goes unfulfilled.
If you err on the side of stupid with this guy your odds are going to be much high. Is your arm okay?
Pretty much normal despite the Great Grounding of 2020.
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Good, ’cause that takes some flexibility.
Honor is all yours for a fantastic post.
I’ve always like the basic theme of Judith Beheading Holofernes.
ffs new FF7 trailer has one of those awful mellow covers of Bullet With Butterfly Wings
No ukulele?
Why the fuck are they making/releasing trailers? Can’t they just release it already so I can act smug about not liking it/nitpicking all its flaws?
Every time I turn on my PS4, I’m taunted by the release timer while those Aussie fucks are out there already being mad