So far, it’s been a very fine weekend.

As opposed to The Weeknd, who is a very fine Canadian kid.

We have spent today’s social distancing getting the little things done around the house, to the point where there is no more anger in WineWife’s eyes when she emerges from certain rooms in the house. Plus, the entire time we have been sous vide-ing a brisket, which will go on the BBQ for 10 minutes at about 6:00PM PT. I am actually going to break out one of the Scotland trip bottles to enjoy alongside my meal.

I think the workweek looks a little grim because there isn’t the thrill of the four-day weekend to look forward to. After all, if you’re already spending every day indoors, what’s the excitement of doing it again when your calendar say, “Go forth; be free!” I will likely try to salvage the affair with more barbecue experimentation.

Maybe even show the neighbours.

Tonight’s … entertainment?:

Well, there’s night #2 of “Gronk presents Wrestlemania!”

Last night was a semi-enjoyable affair, as they are clearly trying to guess what will be popular going forward, which is the biggest loss to the live crowd. That usually helps both the matches & future planning. I will say the AJ Styles – Undertaker match greatly benefitted from the pre-taped aspect, as they don’t have to rely on a very old man (by wrestling standards) to carry a whole match in front of a live crowd.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQ1bGiB27lc

The Undertaker at this point sounds & looks like Immortan Joe, so it was the best format to hide his apparent flaws while still utilizing his immense drawing power.

Other things:

  • Spy Wars with Damian Lewis – 8:00 PM | SMITH
    • Highlighting the Russian plot that lead to the 2010 spy exchange between the CIA and MI6.
  • ESPN 30 for 30:’85 Bears – 7:30PM | TSN2
    • Worth it just to both crush on Sweetness again, and remember why it’s perfectly okay to hate Mike Ditka for just beyond the obvious reasons.

before I sign off, I want to commend Mr. Ayo for the brilliant follow-ups to my Kaitlyn Jenner comment last night. A good effort being funny without being phobic. Well done.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Gonna go read in bed, serenaded by shitty parking lot stereos. Seriously, turn it down or upgrade your shit so it doesn’t sound like crap. My Alexa v1 can battle you

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Sweet dreams.

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rockingdog
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Found a funny:
it’s like a snow day but the snow is invisible and it can kill u

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

Which bombed out city, in which bombed out country? Does it matter? Cigarettes and nylons, bitches

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Lee Miller, Two German women, Cologne, Germany, 1945.

Gratliff

Cena and Wyatt just had the best match in wrestling history. The Fiend made John do a bunch of curls in 1988, danced with him, welcomed him into the NWO in 1999, then pinned him in 2020 while Bray counted the finish.

Mr. Ayo

That’s one way to describe it.

Also, Jorts are still his thing? Some things are fine moving on from.

Gratliff

Puppet Vince with devil horns yelling “this is good shit”. It won’t make me watch Raw tomorrow, but at least it justified me tuning in tonight.

Senor Weaselo

What? What does that even mean?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff
Mr. Ayo

Are we sure this is a “match”?

Where’s my tab?

Gratliff

I love this to an extreme degree

litre_cola

I went and sat 2 metRes apart from 5 of my friends, drank, smoked, talked. Was beautiful. Other than Mrs. Cola, Decilitre, daycare lady, these are the only people I have seen face to face in a month.

Doktor Zymm

Sounds nice

Doktor Zymm

Still haven’t watched any TV during this, anything on Amazon or Hulu (the two things I have) that would be popular sans pandemic?

Doktor Zymm

I don’t want to watch desperation tv

Mr. Ayo

I’ve been catching up on “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” on Amazon

Very funny.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’ve been watching travelogues on Amazon Prime for places I now know I will never ever be able to visit. Doing a lot of trips around the Scottish isles, 4×4 trips across the Australian outback, and dangerous roads around the world. First two are therapeutic and soothing, latter makes you realize how fucked a lot of people in the third world or really remote places have it compared to the US.

ArmedandHammered

Hold the Sunset, a britcom starring John Cleese has kept us very amused.

Col. Duke LaCross

I was late to the party, but Letterkenny had me laughing my ass off for a week solid.

Gratliff

Letterkenny is like if an entire community was the embodiment of forum banter. Everything about it resonates with me.

JerBear50

I just started and finished it a couple weeks ago, before the quarantine. It quickly became one of my favorite shows. The back-and-forth and the sort of “yes, and…” shit that they do has left me crying hard a few times.

Doktor Zymm

This is probably the only TV show I have watched in the past two years and it is GOLD

JerBear50

Thanks to Squirrely Dan, I have a hard time calling anyone Katie without dropping a Miss in front of it.

Col. Duke LaCross

I REGRET NOTHING!

Dunstan

I just watched a couple of episodes of “McLeod’s Daughters,” but you may not have the same, uh, fascination I do with attractive Aussie women.

Unsurprised
Unsurprised

Rome (Amazon has both seasons). Counterpart.

Gratliff

There’s something very fitting about the former marine whose in-ring persona appears to be the Spirit of Columbia having a finisher called “The Woman’s Right”.

Doktor Zymm

I respect that my coworkers with kids have been having balance issues with work from home, but the assumption that being alone is easier is unwarranted and not very thoughtful

Mr. Ayo

BANKS!

— Federal Reserve

Dunstan

BANKS!

— Me, when asked about my favorite Elizabeth

Doktor Zymm

Gin and soda with no lime and a snack of a microwaved paratha, because fuck it all

rockingdog

i like your style

Gratliff

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m hoping this is a murder joke. The murder of BJ.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Okay, thanks; I’m not hip enough. This joke explained is still funny, even though most explained ones lose the fun.

Unsurprised

That poor Bronx Zoo tiger.

Doktor Zymm

Will hopefully be okay. The cat thing is in line with other coronaviruses like SARS, cats seem that vulnerable to infection but cat to human transmission seems unlikely. So don’t stop huggin your cats y’all

Gratliff

Just imagining them testing it like 10 times to be sure while a bunch of poor people die down the street untested

Unsurprised

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Doktor Zymm

Not gonna open another bottle of vino tonight, so what’s it to be? Gin, bourbon or rum?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or?

Doktor Zymm

Not specifically an exclusive or, but in practice probably not mixing any of the three mentioned. I do have other alcoholic and non-alcoholic mixers in play

LemonJello

Yes. Have some.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

That is an excellent Ghostbusters reference.

Unsurprised

Neapolitan

Mr. Ayo

GIN

Mr. Ayo

GRONK!!!!

LemonJello

“AHT LAWNG LAHST, OUR-AH TITAL DROWT IS OVAH! BAWSTAHN STRAWNG!”

Mr. Ayo

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

Gratliff

Rob Gronkowski just won a WWE title

Mr. Ayo

Can you imagine spending 10 years of your life grinding out a career there and then watch this?

Gratliff

They didn’t even make him change outfits

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

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Doktor Zymm

Looks like he’s inhaling quite a bit in proximity to others

Gratliff

Covid-19 would probably be the least concerning infection he’d get this week

Doktor Zymm

I forgot, he already had armMRSA, he’s probably pretta meh on most diseases now

LemonJello

Most virulent STD?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BudLight-19.

Senor Weaselo

America!

Dunstan

Good to see him win a title that isn’t tainted by biased officiating

Gratliff

Wyatt-Cena is gonna be pre-taped too. Gonna hurt me for turning this shit on.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

Randall gonna get a talking to
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Mr. Ayo

Hopefully this match goes on for another hour.

Then I’ll have the full blueprints for the performance center.

Gratliff

I’ve fallen asleep in the recliner 4 times during this and every time I open my eyes, the other guy has the upper hand in a different room

Horatio Cornblower

Tonight’s entertainment is me drinking on of these while watching Dolores wreck shit in Westworld.comment image

Also I may clip my toenails.

LemonJello

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Mr. Ayo
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

Which Doctor Who is that?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The weird one.

litre_cola

I saw Aubrey Huff. I clicked. I was not disappointed.

Col. Duke LaCross

Unfortunately I read down the thread. Lenny Dykstra does make an appearance though.

/How’s the slot?

Doktor Zymm

The downside of my years in Chicago: a legacy of depression and ill health. The upside of my years in Chicago: I have a lot of practice with social isolation and strategies for coping

So yeah, doing okay

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

Reporter: “With Prime Minister Johnson being hospitalized, are you and Vice President Pence considering being separate from each other to maintain Continuity of Government.”
Trump: “No.”

Hello, Acting President or President Pelosi!

Doktor Zymm

Physician friend of mine suspects there’s something to the BoJo hospitalization, most people would be avoiding putting anyone in the hospital right now unless totally needed, especially if there isn’t a need to get them tested

Horatio Cornblower

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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rockingdog

Found a funny:
midsommar is fight club for white women

rockingdog

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Well, it would seem obvious…..

Redshirt

If I’m a reporter, I would ask Trump to take a doze of that unproven drug he’s always talking about on the stage. One misdoze and we’re out of this mess.

Redshirt

Things Trump has vowed:

– to release his taxes
– to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do they part. (twice and counting)
– to faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of his Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States.
– to honor the results of the 2020 election (SPOILER)

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

*partial sample list

Redshirt

Hey, that was in 30 seconds and I’m not sure if the DFO Powers that Be have a character limit.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’m a CYA guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is my ear side.

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Gratliff

Louis CK releasing a special when no one can leave the room feels pretty on brand TBH

— Tiffany Stevenson (@tiffstevenson) April 4, 2020

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

FUUUUUCK! That made me laugh. Thanks.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Spring is starting.

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LemonJello

Are those flowers the kind that squirt you if you try to smell them?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

No, this was before she was pregnant.

Redshirt

Stupid, weak Navy officer wearing a green flag. WEAR YOUR RED WHITE AND BLUE COLOR PROUDLY! SAD!

Oh, no. Someone get me off CNN! My brain is turning into Trump’s!

LemonJello

Only one antidote for that:
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Redshirt

Ahhhh, sweet, sweet relief. Or superpowers.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

That sounds like a Fox statement.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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LemonJello

“I don’t know who he was, but he had a hell of a grip.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

[perks up]

-Snapchat

Redshirt

So that’s where they grow Monkey’s Paws.

Mr. Ayo

Hang in there!

Redshirt

Why the fuck do you have a chart where all 50 states are labeled only by a color?! Is Ohio Davy’s Gray or Xanadu?

Redshirt

The Cincinnati Reds really need to come back. I’m hatewatching the R—— Orange speak.

(in defense of the censored r-word, this is how I interpret the word r-word) (NSFW for use of R-word)
h ttp s://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqiGWd0-0Os

herodotus450
rockingdog

practicing self care

Redshirt

Trump: “We’ve never done something like this.”

Reporter: “What about the Spanish Flu in the early 20th Century?”
Trump: “Fake Epidemic.”

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Right at the end of the great fake war?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Redshirt

https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2020/04/05/sunday-gravy-with-yeah-right-the-dessert-special-key-lime-pie/#comment-760403

6:45 ET ON CNN: WH Coronavirus Briefing

I hate not controlling my power to predict the future. This prediction goes true, but my predictions of winning the lottery and assorted female celebrities showing up at my door in a state of undress goes unfulfilled.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

If you err on the side of stupid with this guy your odds are going to be much high. Is your arm okay?

Redshirt

Pretty much normal despite the Great Grounding of 2020.
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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good, ’cause that takes some flexibility.

Mr. Ayo

Honor is all yours for a fantastic post.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I’ve always like the basic theme of Judith Beheading Holofernes.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Gratliff

ffs new FF7 trailer has one of those awful mellow covers of Bullet With Butterfly Wings

herodotus450

Why the fuck are they making/releasing trailers? Can’t they just release it already so I can act smug about not liking it/nitpicking all its flaws?

Gratliff

Every time I turn on my PS4, I’m taunted by the release timer while those Aussie fucks are out there already being mad