NFL Nuggets:
- The longest tenured Chief is gone, as they released punter Dustin Colquitt today.
- He was a salary-cap cut, as the Chiefs only had $3.5 million in space prior to cutting Colquitt & his $2.0 million salary.
- He joins his brother Britton on the unemployment line, as the younger Colquitt was released by the Browns last year.
- DJ Fluker has signed a free agent deal with the Ravens.
- He leaves the Seahawks after two seasons & eight games missed due to injury.
- Those absences contributed to both Russell Wilson’s sack & rushing yardage counts.
- He leaves the Seahawks after two seasons & eight games missed due to injury.
Finally, unlike half of their fanbase, Patriots draft pick Justin Rohrwasser has pledged to cover up his white supremacist tattoo.
- As an innocent teen who has never fallen down any internet rabbit holes, Rohrwasser, 23, said he was 18 when he got the tattoo.
- “As soon as I saw what it was linked to on Saturday, it was exactly that time I knew I had to get it totally taken off my body,” he said. “I said cover it up [to reporters], but I want to get it removed from my body. It’s shameful that I had it on there ignorantly.”
- Some seem willing to believe his excuse.
- “As soon as I saw what it was linked to on Saturday, it was exactly that time I knew I had to get it totally taken off my body,” he said. “I said cover it up [to reporters], but I want to get it removed from my body. It’s shameful that I had it on there ignorantly.”
I love how u all feel that his tat has some symbolism of racism, but it’s not shows how much y’all do research😂😂😂😂
— koby cumberlander (@Koby_DE) April 26, 2020
- As a reminder to some, and to edumacate the Canadians reading, according to the Anti-Defamation League “Three Percenters” “refers to the erroneous belief that only 3% of colonists fought against the British during the Revolutionary War—but achieved liberty for everybody.”
- Current Three Percenters view themselves as modern day versions of those revolutionaries, fighting against a tyrannical U.S. government rather than the British.
- Ironically, according to the Southern Poverty Law Center, in the three years of the Trump presidency the antigovernment “Patriot” movement “has found itself in the odd position of being on the same side of the very federal government it has long professed to despise.”
- Which is why they have turned to fighting the “deep state” and antifa movement.
- Without realizing that the fascism they represent is the reason an antifa movement exists in the first place.
- Which is why they have turned to fighting the “deep state” and antifa movement.
Today’s good internet dog is a Golden Retriever that loves the couch like a [DFO] contributor.
https://twitter.com/itsapaworld/status/1254840897159729153
The barking is legit, because Lambeau came steaming into my office when he heard the noise.
Tonight’s … entertainment?:
- The Best of WWE – FS1
- 8:00PM – Triple H’s best Wrestlemania matches
- 9:00PM – The Undertaker’s Wrestlemania streak
- 10:00PM – Shawn Michaels’ best Wrestlemania matches
- Chopped – 9:00PM | FOOD
- BEAT THE JUDGE: AMANDA
- Three champions arrive back in the Chopped kitchen with their sights set on taking down a formidable foe, judge Amanda Freitag. The champions realize it will be a tough challenge when they open up the first basket and find chicken gizzards.
- BEAT THE JUDGE: AMANDA
- Inside the Vatican – 9:00 PM | PBS
- Filmed over the course of one year which coincides with the 5th anniversary of Pope Francis’s pontificate, “Inside the Vatican” gains unprecedented access to one of the most important places in the Christian world. Nestled in the city of Rome, the Vatican is the head-quarters of the Catholic Church and an independent city-state.
- Or, if you’re evangelical, you could just read this Jack Trick tract & turn up your nose at the Cult of Mary.
- Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel – 10:00PM | HBO
- Real Sports examines how the Coronavirus has impacted the sports world, including how live sports contributed to spreading it as well as how organizations and leagues are working together to combat the pandemic; plus, on the lighter side, we revisit the world of professional dog competitions with Soledad O’Brien.
Well, after spending part of my day reading about white American extremism & Protestant views on Mariolatry, I believe I might be done with the internet for today.
Landing sideways is always a good time for everyone.
Me heading down the hall to bed.
Sounds like you still don’t know how lubrication systems work.
Ayo you dickhead. Somebody upvote this.
Watching “White House Down” this evening, and the missus & I got locked in a debate over whether Marine One was a Sikorsky
or a Cormorant.
She concluded Sikorsky because it didn’t crash upon takeoff, and I lost interest because I stopped caring.
https://www.defenseone.com/politics/2019/07/brand-new-marine-one-helicopter-make-debut-trumps-july-4th-parade/158146/
It is indeed a Sikorsky.
And I still want to buy a Vietnam era Bell Huey UH-1. Complete with missiles and and .50 Cal guns.
WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS. (I think I’m losing it).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoOXlVBlFRA
Get one with loudspeakers and a tape deck.
LMFAO. Mom just told me I could have the tape deck, but not the helicopter. Meh fuck her, when she’s dead I’ll build a landing pad on the roof.
You do that and I’ll get one of them surplus tanks!
/I do not have tank money
Jeep?
Colbert did a bit tonight on no summer activities due to distancing. It featured alternate Beach Boys songs. One was “Help Me Rhonda (to find toilet paper)”
Yes I’m still laughing.
More like Bleach Boys amirite?
LOL…nicely played.
May be time for a Todd Margaret rewatch
my manager texts me at 9: hey GTD i need you to do some work, something blew up at work. So being the dumb chump i am, i log back in and start to look into why it died. Turns out that it’s nothing i can fix anyway, but currently on my second call after 10 PM, with all managers and VP’s, so I’m the lowly red shirt ( TM) guy on the call. Sitting on mute trying not to fall alseep
What broke?
something in our POS software product ( way to long and boring to type out). But I’m basically a user of it, the team that wrote it needs to make a bunch of fixes, so can just verify that there’s an error and then join the call and go on mute
It can not be stated how important a skill it is to completely ignore conference calls until you hear your name, so you can unmute and say “Sorry, what was that?”
Anyway, it’s probably DNS. It’s always DNS, especially when it absolutely can’t be DNS.
I’m a master at that, which is why i’m on here 🙂
I also have some sort of skill where I’m able to join conference calls without any notifications. Not sure how, but love that it happens for many of my calls
Why anyone would name any kind of system that they wanted to sell to anyone “POS” still just never fucking ceases to amaze me.
like we have any “sales”*. It’s almost good enough now to Beta
*some companies were dumb enough to buy it. wtf
The VP’s daughter’s hymen?
don’t think he’s procreated…thank Bleergh
Whoa now, T.I..
HAVEN’T SEEN THE STREETS OF WASHINGTON, D.C. THIS EMPTY SINCE TRUMP’S INAUGURATION.
The episode with Nathan Lane has like 4 future cast members of Veep. It’s always fun going back and rewatching comedy shows as they age. Here’s Gail the Snail in her first acting job on Mr. Show.
Mr. Show turns 25 in November, btw
What’s up, peeps?
I remember when I was a kid my dad would get drunk and sing a song. I found the entire lyrics on the google.
Dear Mom, your son is dead, he bought the farm today
He crashed his OV-10 on Ho Chi Min’s highway
It was a rocket pass and then he busted his ass,
Mmm, mmm, mmm
He went across the fence to see what he could see
And there it was as plain as it could be
It was a truck on the road with a big heavy load.
Mmm, mmm, mmm
He got right on the horn and gave the DASC a call
“Send me air, I’ve got a truck that’s stalled.”
The DASC said, “That’s all right, I’ll send you Juvat Flight.”
FOR I AM THE POWER!
The fighters checked right in, gunfighters two by two
Low on gas and tanker overdue
They asked the FAC to mark just where that truck was parked.
Mmm, mmm, mmm
The FAC he rolled right in with his smoke to mark
Exactly where that f–king truck was parked
And the rest is in doubt ’cause he never pulled out
Mmm, mmm, mmm
(With Reverence)
Dear Mom, your son is dead. He bought the farm today.
He crashed his OV-10 on Ho Chi Min’s highway.
It was a rocket pass and then he busted his ass.
Him, Him, F–k Him
How did he go?—-Straight In
What was he dong?—-169
Indicated?
I don’t know what half of that shit means, but I remember him singing it like it was yesterday.
Ahh, but that’s the Convair Charger prototype, the plane that lost the contract to the OV-10. Only one was built and that’s it.
They cancelled the annual Furry convention in Pittsburgh today.
Okay this is very soothing for some odd raisin.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqEYwJF9tb0
30 Rock’s on, and for some reason, Tucker Carlson is in this episode, and now I’m considering strangling my television.
I’m flipping your TV off.
I have that exact cap. Well, technically not that one, but the same design.
But not the brow, bro.
Maybe Rogaine could make a good unibrow?
That Chinese product gets out of hand….
I assume that this was during his early career, before he formed the Mothers of Invention.
That is a deep, obscure cut; well done.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=3&v=U5X4N2exOsU&feature=emb_logo
Oh, right. For dinner tonight I made sous vide pork tenderloin with taco seasoning, and that went into burritos with some black beans, rice made with homemade chicken stock, cheese, green salsa, cilantro and green onions from the garden, and avocado from a nearby tree that I picked using a long piece of PVC and a hook that I rigged together specifically for that purpose. The tortillas were freshly cooked but I didn’t do a very good job of it so the meal has room for improvement.
And eat ALL that food.
Your burrito game is strong!
Since I don’t have tequila I’m drinking a very fine Kirkland Malbec instead.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OqIpzZ2fsQ
Actually, always wanted to get a tattoo, but could never make up my mind what I wanted, and have no intention of going through buyer’s remorse on something permanent. As a nerd, there’s certainly no shortage of things to have drawn on my body, but don’t want anything obvious or cliche like a triforce. Considered maybe going with some Suikoden runes. Something like the Bright Shield Rune and Black Sword Rune that make up the Rune of Beginning in Suikoden 2 on opposite forearms came to mind, but it’d be hard to do the bright shield rune without it looking goofy as fuck, so never went through with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tNtN83-vQmw
Referencing tattoo comments below:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0vrq_kQ6g8
I have a great tattoo story from my navy days that I will write up soon and post. It’s possible I have already done so. But it’s a good sea story and bears repeating. Right now it’s too late and I have too much alcohol on board.
Piercing is next.
When do we get to self-inflicted dick tattoos?
Dude, write for us. We’ll get you author rights.
Got a new business idea for Sharkbait and his shiny new servers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTXN9iTKHc8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh2-AwZeoHw
What a special feeling!!!
Ive seen some of these. This guy is amazing
Is that David Hasselhoff there on the right?
Bill Hader, friend.
Correct; Hasselhof only dresses like that while blind drunk eating burgers.
I’m surprised that the astroturf re-open groups haven’t adopted Camus. Oh yeah, “Fuck reading some French person unless they are Marine Le Pen.”
Thank God I am out of tequila, because it would be very easy to drink about ten of these spicy aperol grapefruit palomas if I were not.
Artist’s Conception…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i82528KGDdo
Koo?
This comment is way fucking underrated.
I can’t decide whether that’s adorable or annoying.
I wonder what he told the dog? “I’m taking you to a farm up north, where you can be FREE!”
He’s married; it was probably “Okay, boy, we’ll go for a walk in TEN MINUTES!”
I’ve finally accepted that I have developed some mild OCD. Just because I’m now bored I now plan to go full blown Austism.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ht0IbFNbfSY
Joey totally shoplifts this scene. Like a young Winona Rider.
/edit-this thread might not make any sense to you because I edited my comment
“I’m staying away from that.”
-Monica Lewinsky
Mine still may make sense.
https://imgur.com/t/stretching/OuCZi4l
Stop trying to make felching happen.
I see that I’m not the only one with STD! [crosses arms over chest]
/…uh, hold on a minute
That’s a great pull. Well done.
/…uh, can I get some garlic butter with that?
Hehehehe….didn’t see my typo. Fuck it, I’m leaving it. FUCK YOU OCD!!!!!
Oh! Here comes Mister Refreshing is for Deviants!!
How can you not like a guy named Seth?
I totally reeled you in, bro!
/not really
You realed me in.
For a second there, I read that as you were moving to Austin. You could come visit, it’s only an hour or so away! Obviously I have been drinking.
“Would you like to see my basement? That’s where I keep the candy I give out.”
“A pain I know all too well.” – Andy Reid
re:down below
I was a sales rep back in the day and sold to a general store in this town. It was founded in 1908 and everyone insisted on the ‘Swaasteeka’ pronunciation rather than the usual.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swastika,_Ontario
The 2nd most disturbing image of John F. Kennedy….. okay, maybe first depending on your perspective.
Lee Harvey Oswald in disguise doing reconnaissance?
CLOWN AIN’T COMMIES!
“FIVE STARS! HIGHLY RECOMMEND! EVERYONE FLOATS!!!”
“Billy Joe Zapruder [in the background, on the right] had a long history of not being able to capture the moment in real time.”
That’s why Billie Joe jumped off the Tallahatchee bridge.
You are KILLING IT tonight.
I know JFK didn’t get along well with LBJ, but it just seems cruel to make your running mate dress up like that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=5&v=l00MQ2zQR7I&feature=emb_logo
“Hahaha.”
-David Bowie
“Faster ball return.” has Lance Armstrong nervous.
I’ve yet to see Tilda Swinton not knock it out of the park in any role she’s taken on. She’s “Robert De Niro in the 70’s” good.
No fucking wa……
[agrees] Never mind.
She’s even great in Snowpiercer!
But, and please excuse me, just what kind of fucking name is that?
I’m thinking she’s got the Hitachi with the cord. More consistent power…
“The bees? Just guessing.”
-Nic Cage
Goooood, that’s gooood.
Through some rescuing of E-cycling at my last job, I have two enterprise level servers on my hands. With my plex server dying, I’m moving the hosting of the content onto one of them, and in the process teaching myself the ins and outs of windows server 2016. First lesson, if you want it on there, it needs to be installed. EVERY.SINGLE. FEATURE. It’s been an interesting setup process so far
Prepare for all of Sharkbait’s future posts to be written in all caps, in order to be heard over the jet engines he’s just acquired.
When I powered them on Mrs. Sharkbait asked me what the fuck I brought home. I figured it was better to ask forgiveness than permission…
What are you hosting?
I was thinking of using it for giant NAS, as well as a beefy plex server. As to anything else, whatever I want.
Thought bubble results:
This is an example of great marketing. The target audience of East Coast people to show how much you can easily fir in the trunk of your new automobile.
PACK IT UP!
I’m so glad you fuckers are still here.
Damn right baby!
Ah yes, a younger slimmer Rex Ryan.
No, it’s Balls.
You know, I always loved Rex.
Where the hell would we go? Who would take us?
But was it a quality tattoo?
Like this art:
This tattoo was donated to poor kids in Africa.
More dumbass than football related, obviously.
I don’t know…. some people are REALLY into the
alternator lifestyle.
For the joke I was thinking more
but whatever.
Well you can always tell it’s an alternator when things get a bit dim
D’OH!
It’s a free country and everyone is free to do whatever they want with their own bodies. And I’m not going to stop anyone from getting a tattoo, but I’m also free to judge it and hold any opinion I like. And I judge people who have tattoos. I think they are signs of low self-esteem and possibly irresponsible drunkenness (as a professional drunk I hate amateur drunks). Also, there is no self-expression involved in getting a tattoo, any more than I’d admire a great book because the paper was nice. In short, unless you survived some great battle or a stint in a real penitentiary, I think your tattoo is dorkier than fuck, and so are you. But I would never say that to anyone because I’ve got manners, and nobody cares what I think. Go get as many tattoos as you want, I don’t care either.
I just think tattoo’s are for people who are desperate for significance in their lives, but I of course would never say that to anyone either.
I’m pretty much with you. I guess I have a hard time relating to the supposed reasons people give for having tattoos.
Obviously some tattoo work is better than others, but I don’t think it’s an improvement on the human body. When someone posts a picture here of some beautiful woman with tattoos, I just think, “well, she’s still hot, but that’s unfortunate.”
And I’m always baffled when people tattoo something on themselves because it’s so important to them. Like, “I have the names of my children on my shoulder.” Ok, why? Are you likely to forget their names if they’re not there? Do you really need to be reminded that they’re important to you? Seems to me like you’re really trying to brag about what a devoted parent you are, when in fact most parents manage to keep their kids near the top of their minds without ink.
It certainly doesn’t make you original or daring. These days, if you’re under 50 and don’t have a tattoo, you’re in the minority.
I’ve got a “W” tattooed on each cheek of my ass. When I bend over, it says “WoW”, and when I stand on my head, it says “MoM.” But I only stand on my head on her birthday and Mother’s Day.
See, now that’s just thoughtful.
I love my mom! She just turned 80 this past St Patrick’s Day, but I decided not to risk her life by going to visit. Though if I gave both my parent’s the virus, and they didn’t survive it, I’d get a couple million dollars worth of stuff and be able to retire. Fuck it, I ain’t a Trump family member. It’s weird, it’s like Donald is Don Corleone, but the whole next generation, including in-laws, are all Fredo. No Michael or Sonny’s to be found.
I will give $100 to the first person that finds a stripper without a tattoo.
Low self-esteem: check
I want to say Utah.
Down to the Garments!
Nope.
Just need to find a better strip club. No tattoos makes money in the nude arts.
Bit high class for me.
There’s nothing worse than amateur drunks. Like my mother said, “whatever you want to do, be the best you can be at it!”
It’s a free country and everyone is free to do whatever they want with their own bodies.
Not if you are a woman, and want to visit an abortion clinic.
Get a coat hanger
Would you let them tattoo barbed wire on that unborn child’s arm?
Abso-fucking-lutely. But only if it is applied by a prison tattoo artist.
My simulation baseball tournament continues. One of the things I’m enjoying are some of the old player names. The ’27 Yankees are starting a pitcher named Urban Shocker.
I know what “the Shocker” is, I’m just wondering what makes it urban….
The fingers are black
Or the shockee
I was going to say “no lube,” but you guys had to make it racial….
Well, electrical.
It means Harbaugh finally beat the Buckeyes.
This joke is way underrated.
Puts me in mind of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRPQSxp25z4
With Cleveland hosting the 2021 NFL Draft I’m think they should ditch Goodell and go with:
http://www.notinhalloffame.com/images/Fictitious/Contributors/Sonny_Weaver_Jr.jpg
I’m a big fan of Undefined.
Nice edit; much better, thank you.
Lambeau is much more of a go-getter than my dog, who was sitting right next to me when I played the video and barely even opened her eyes.
NE Kicker: I’m not usually a fervent apologist for my team or their players, but I can relate to this one because I did some really stupid shit before I went to college and got a little edumacation. Like voting for Reagan twice (but not Bush I; evidence I think that I was improving already). No tattoos though, even during my 4 year navy stint. My dad started out enlisted and had a few tats, he said it was kind of embarrassing giving briefings to the colonels and such after he got his commission, I took his advice to heart. Still, kicker boy is almost indelibly stamped and a retard. Just hope he doesn’t miss as many PATs as Gostkowski did.
I’ll give the kid the benefit of the doubt, but in today’s tech-savvy world, how do you not look up what a thing means before you get it tattooed?
Yeah, I don’t get that. But like the lead pic says, kids are fucking stupid. Unfortunately a lot of them carry that trait into adulthood and even senior citizenship.
His response, and that of his teammate leaves me inclined to give him the benefit of the doubt. It’s not like he’ll be able to sneak off to klan meetings without people noticing anymore, so whether it’s genuine or not he’s done with those types of groups for a good while.
“Just be patient, young man. You’ll get your chance.”
—Curt Schilling and John Rocker
I thought that was what the hoods were for.
?w=547
Yeah, it’s not like a P*triots player could sneak off and kill a few people without people noticing anymore.
You could easily get that thinking it was a patriotic saying. It’s not like it’s a swastika.
There could be some nefarious organization using DFO as a slogan. Die For Our (kind).
You swine.
Although even swastikas mean different things to different people. I know for some it’s a symbol of happiness or some other jive bullshit like that.
When I visited Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh City) there were swastikas everywhere at the Buddhist temples. It was unnerving. I asked “is that an ancient Buddhist symbol?” and they said “no, Buddhists really like Hitler.”
That’s a great answer. So many confused vacation picture showings to follow.
That is probably a conspiracy theory somewhere, just not as prevalent as the Deepstate manufactured COVID-19 to discredit Trump or flatearthers or those types of fun peeps.
I had that same experience in Japan
Are you James May?
Long before the assholes adopted it:
“The word itself is said to be derived from the Sanskrit root, swasti, which is composed of su, meaning ‘good’ or ‘well’, and asti, meaning ‘it is’. It generally translates to ‘it is good.’ The word swasti appears frequently in the Vedas and can mean good, auspicious, luck, success and prosperity. In parts of Asia where Buddhism is a major religion, the swastika is again a symbol of auspiciousness and is considered to be Buddha’s footprints.”
“There is historical precedence of the use of swastika-like designs by North American native peoples, who usually viewed the symbol as a representation of the four directions; for instance the Navajo use a design often referred to as “whirling logs” in sand paintings, and the Hopi paint a four-armed pinwheel design on rattles symbolizing the migrations of the clans across the continent. ”
I knew someone wanted to look it up. Good stuff, thanks.
I knew it from quite a while ago when looking at some Hopi art and thinking “Waaaaaaaait a minute…..”
“Die For Ours” has a ring to it. Maybe I should start something
Oddly enough the is a t-shirt company that is Dye for Ours….