Request Line: Misters and Mistresses

INT. RECORDING STUDIO – DAY

The studio sits empty.  The PRODUCER is nowhere to be seen.  

DJ 3000: [sighs]

DJ 3000: [to database]

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DJ 3000: NO, I KNOW HE’S SAVING THAT ONE FOR WHEN HE ACTUALLY HAS HIS SHIT TOGETHER ENOUGH TO INTRODUCE IT PROPERLY.

DJ 3000: [to database]

<?php
echo $topic_array[1]
?>

DJ 3000: AH, THAT SHOULD DO IT.

DJ 3000: [patches self into sound board]

DJ 3000: [clears throat]

DJ 3000: 

— [bathroom door flies open] —

PRODUCER: [flips the “INPUT” switch on the console from “AUX” to “MIC 1”] All this time and you couldn’t think of anything to say, huh?

DJ 3000: YOU SON OF A…

PRODUCER: [punches “MUTE” button on DJ 3000’s control panel] Ladies and gentlemen, I apologize for the delay.  When your diet consists of all the leather items you could find in the lost and found, supplemented with your own belt, boiled down and mashed into a fine paste, it sometimes takes a little longer to get things going in the plumbing department.  But I’m here, and it’s time for another edition of Request Line.  Today’s topic: Misters and Mistresses.  Lines are open!  I’ll get us started with one from the Killers.

Today’s theme is: Misters and Mistresses.  We’re looking for song about Mr. X and Mrs. Y (and Miss Y). If you get hard-pressed you can throw in a “Dr.”, but it had better be a good song. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d!E4+heEC0n0my” and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.  Have at it!

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Don T

Spoon – The Two Sides of Monsieur Valentine
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hmS7djrOut0

Don T

Tequila – Mister Jones
A sweet ditty about a murderous family
?Somos una familia muy normal?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=B7XP6hNQAzU

Don T

Love this band
It’s an order
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hOt3133ucAE

SonOfSpam

Done and done.

ALXMAC

Late to the party (as always)

yeah right
yeah right

Not sure he’s talking about a girl here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeV5ko6ck88

SonOfSpam

Little disappointed in all you Satan worshiping metalheads.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G3LvhdFEOqs

SonOfSpam

These Limeys shoulda been bigger.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IEWf0yPxk

yeah right

From the original invasion. The British one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mA1uknS9JgM

SonOfSpam

Scary Russians should be back in vogue

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgSti1oCQ8E

litre_cola
yeah right

I feel shame.

SonOfSpam

As a singer, Bob Dylan is a good songwriter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYLKlgalHMs

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

“Hey, one of these kids is gonna totally get Whitney hooked on blow and kill her”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DjcHYT6kdo

Cuntler

Really? Ronnie, Bobby, Ricky, or Mike?

SonOfSpam

Three of the other kids tried to warn him…”That stuff is poison”

Dunstan

Posted that below but the video wasn’t embedding because I screwed up. Please, Mr. Internet Man!

SonOfSpam

Juliana Hatfield is cool enough to cover Olivia Newton John

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va7i-Jc79Pw

Cuntler

Hey, did you go to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

SonOfSpam

This is a very very funny song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1j1249CEvA

SonOfSpam

Music to cleaver yourself in the heart to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsixXCnYVfA

SonOfSpam

Lady friend of Mr Brightside

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qok9Ialei4c

Cuntler
Dunstan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsWrlzjxbPY

In real life, Bobby Brown was not quite so calm about women not returning his calls.

yeah right

Guess we’re all getting a little shaggy these days.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miyDwlPnLMA

SonOfSpam
Don T

YES
Love this song

Dunstan
SonOfSpam

Text has to be before video

Dunstan
Dunstan
Cuntler

I should probably post this before WBS posts it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXWbMu4PtpE

Dunstan

That is exactly what I thought it was going to be when I hit refresh.

SonOfSpam
SonOfSpam

Old Neil Young which is an oxymoron how deep does the rabbit hole go?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyc0JSd5q7U

SonOfSpam

THAT OLD MAN HE’S A REAL MOTHERFUCKER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27rKrR424cA

Game Time Decision
Cuntler

The dancing pets in this video remind me of something. Oh no. Not again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbyZDq76T74

Cuntler

Those cats fuckin’ party!

SonOfSpam

SORRY MS JACKSON
I AM FOUR EELS
NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER CRY
I AM JUST FOUR FISH AND NOT A GUY

Cuntler

There are so many good Mr/Mrs/Miss songs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX45pYvxDiA

Cuntler

Is he Mr. Brightside’s cousin? We’ll never know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7dTBoW5H9k

Cuntler
Cuntler

doddoddodododododododododo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C1BCAgu2I8

Cuntler

This is Jim Tomsula’s favorite song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-LVXR6rjXs

Cuntler

Definitely too much technology:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uc6f_2nPSX8

yeah right
SonOfSpam

Got me by four minutes…I’ll change mine

Cuntler

I don’t think I want to meet Mr. Krinkle. He seems creepy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOdo7dhvSwg

litre_cola

One Mister? I give you 2 Misters!
2nd attempt at 2 misters, hat tip to Cuntler for beating me to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NDjt4FzFWY

Cuntler

I’ll start with the worst song I could find:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKhN1t_7PEY

litre_cola

Damn It! Thought I got in 1st. Will adjust.

SonOfSpam

Yes, that is just goddamn awful. WOO HIGH SCHOOL

Cuntler

Yeah, it’s not so easy to fly with broken wings. These fucking guys . . .