You know those situations that you confront on a daily basis? The ones that, upon reflection, had you made a different choice, would not be following you years, even decades later? Well, I made one of those terrible, unfortunate errors this week that I may not be able to go back on.

I joined my community Facebook page.

I had avoided it up until now. I preferred to live in community ignorance. Oh sure, every so often one of the “connected” neighbours would let me know that someone had posted something about my “dangerous” dogs being “terrible” off-leash.

I mean, just look at these fucking monsters!

But then a friend mentioned that some other people were attempting to have the City change the designation of our local park from “on-leash” to “off-leash”, and would I mind letting these folks know what happened last time, since I was the person who crafted the petition & appeared before Council? I asked if there wasn’t some way to just talk with them offline, since I had no need for hearing about everyone’s issues once joining the group. Nope – it had to be online.

So I joined the group, and let them know what happened. In short, I pointed out how any park designation change would require appearance before Council, and that an “off-leash” park is considered a “destination” by the City, meaning they expect people to travel to the area to use it. So I pointed out how that would quadruple vehicle traffic in the neighbourhood, and the limited street parking meant that people would end up parking on City right-of-ways on lawns.

Plus – extra garbage and dog shit!

Finally, I highlighted how most conflicts could be easily resolved if people just leashed their damn dogs when people without them were approaching, since Bylaws only comes when they get a phone call. “Be careful what you wish for.”

**sigh** The responses were…mixed. Nothing inflammatory, but at least I now know who my enemies are in the neighbourhood. I do think I helped kill the proposal, as voting on the issue seems to have ceased. Most people never considered that the designation would attract visitors; they just want to let their dogs romp without fear of a $40 ticket.

Besides – a truck got broken into last night, and they just know it was the Indians from the reserve next door! #BlueLivesMatter


Tonight’s … entertainment?:

  • Left Turns:
    • IndyCar Racing:
      • REV Group Grand Prix at Road America Race 1 – 5:00PM | NBCSN
        • The REV Group Grand Prix at Road America Race 1 in Elkhart Lake, Wis.
    • NASCAR Gander RV & Outdoors Truck Series:
      • Buckle Up In Your Truck 225 – 6:00PM | FS1
        • The Buckle Up In Your Truck 225 from Kentucky Speedway in Sparta, Ky.
  • UFC 251
    • Prelims: From Abu Dhabi – 6:00PM | ESPN / TSN
      • The first in the “Fight Island” series, where someone on this site pointed out this is the moment UFC turns from legitimate corporation into the plot from “Enter The Dragon”.
  • Fútbol:
    • Copa GNP por Mexico:
      • Guadalajara vs. Mazatlan FC – 7:30PM | UNI
      • Club América vs. Cruz Azul – 9:55PM | UNI
    • MLS is Back Tournament:
      • Atlanta United vs. New York Red Bulls – 8:00PM | FOX / TSN5
      • FC Cincinnati vs. Columbus Crew – 10:30PM | FS1 / TSN
  • Southern Hemisphere Tackle Footy:
    • Super Rugby Aotearoa:
      • Hurricanes vs. Highlanders – 11:30 PM | ESPN2 / TSN2
    • Australian Football League:
      • Richmond Tigers vs. Sydney Swans – 1:30 AM | ESPN2 / TSN
      • Carlton vs. Western Bulldogs – 4:30 AM | FS1 / TSN2

Maybe next week, I’ll join the Community Watch. I always wanted a Streamlight Stinger flashlight.

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Liveblogging AFL games…how does it work?” – me, apparently.

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That’s DEFINITELY going in Eventual Balls Thoughts…

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Watch out; the one dude is a captain.

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I want to make this image into a cocktail.

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You are going to get drunk and high as fuck.

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Giants are coming back.

Mr. Ayo

Well you could start by talking about how Port is choking on that biscuit.

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Or how the Giants love to hit posts

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Mock me all you want, but Taco Bell’s new Pineapple Whip Freeze is DEE-licious!!

Add a little pineapple vodka and you have an easy peasy summer refresher!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Man, the Giants keep choking.

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“Go on…..”

-David C. Pomona, CA.

[Obligatory]

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“We are here to help.”

-Early 1990s Buffalo Bills.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

All this news about Mango wearing a mask today is going to be funny when in two days he gets a call from Vladimir Putin telling him he looks like a “how you say, homosexual?” and refuses to do it again for the rest of his (hopefully short and coronavirus-infested) life.

Gratliff

The posting theme of the day is MAGA types talking shit about masks along with their response sucking him off for wearing one. I prefer Bakoon’s take on it, though.

tell republicans to stop wearing masks because they are appropriating mask wearing culture and it is offensive. getting people mad online is a treat for them. got to use treats to train them like a dog

— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) July 12, 2020

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m serious about Putin, though. Having America continue to get wrecked by a virus is like free vodka.

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The best vodka.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Only if it comes out of the freezer.

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In a trailer…. before the tornado.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

With Johnny Cash on the radio, and a darkness in your heart.

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Mr. Ayo

Two days early, but I’ll allow it.

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Mr. Ayo

Just had a Linkin Park song stuck in my head.

Fuck this hellscape.

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Mr. Ayo

Stop, I can only get so erect.

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ballsofsteelandfury

The ghost of twbs is obviously haunting you

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

AFL: Power vs. Giants is on Fox Sports 2 right now. Come join me for liveblogging!

Mr. Ayo

More Port!

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Don’t worry about pants.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Didn’t go so well for him when he betrayed Han Solo. Or maybe it did, I stopped paying attention about 40 or so years ago.

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Viva La Tabula Raza

NO WIRE HANGERS!!!

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Welp…

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Viva La Tabula Raza

That woman. Damn…

Mr. Ayo

Ray Rice’s side piece

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Thanks for the post.

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Mr. Ayo

Mr. Hands has a strong brand.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Nightmare fuel.

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It’s just Homer IRL….. relax. Another whiskey and it will seem natural.

Add to that you are fine with the huge broken face above, but a CGI of Homer Simpson freaks you out? Dude.

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Happy god damn Saturday!

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Mr. Ayo

Wait, this fight island is only on PPV? Can’t believe I cut my nap short.

To the freezer vodka!

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You can get there by boat.

Mr. Ayo

Moose has saved the day!

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and boy, are your arms tired!

Mr. Ayo

Don’t forget the wrists!

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Gratliff

Watching “What Am I Doing in New Jersey?” and it could just be mad libs with the new administration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ni9vJPY-1AQ

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m assuming every box in Brick’s Bookshelf picture contains a pistol. So, ten weapons?

I’m counting Zippos as weapons.

WCS

He keeps his M-60, grenade launcher, and collection of anti-personnel mines in the garage.

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That’s what he tells the boys anyway.

litre_cola

When Brick goes up against BK’s tanks, it will be a show.

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RE; Facetwitters.

Gratliff

Still think this was the best of the series. It’s hard to imagine there was a time where Frank Caliendo hadn’t been completely run into the ground by the NFL pregame shows.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDBab-WBdIQ

WCS

Brett Favre is the Brett Favre of football.

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WCS

Back in Yinzburgh. (That’s good!)
I miss the beach already. (That’s bad.)
The kids wanted to go home, so this was the right thing to do. (That’s good!)
I wanted to stay another day. (That’s bad.)
Coming home is a trip back to Yinzburgh. (That’s good!)
Yinzburgh contains potassium benzoate. (………)
(That’s bad.)

ArmedandHammered

You let your kids have input into family decisions?

Gratliff

Only after the traditional “I don’t know. What do you want to eat?”

ArmedandHammered

I thought that was the traditional wife response to “Where would you like to go for dinner?”.

Gratliff

And in 15 years, there has never been a solid answer after a single round of it

WCS

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ArmedandHammered

I get that evertime I ask what I should fix for dinner, so helpful.

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Is this where you get no suggestions, but plenty of disapprovals?

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herodotus450

From wikipedia on the use of slide rules

…cultivates in the user an intuition for numerical relationships and scale that people who have used only digital calculators often lack

Gratliff

Math hipsters. It’s a prop like my grading stick that I have in my office so when someone says something about wood I can just tell them they’re wrong and don’t have to explain myself.

herodotus450

If you didn’t learn your maths directly from LaPlace does it even count?

Viva La Tabula Raza

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ArmedandHammered

Ah yes, the “blaster pistol” that when I broke it got me a whippin’ that would have made the overseer of oarsmen on a Roman trireme cringe.

Viva La Tabula Raza

“Bad news, men. The captain wants to water ski.”

ArmedandHammered

Have you seen the new comics he put up? There are only 3 so far.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I’m turning 61 tomorrow and, as an official old person, I unfortunately have no idea to what you are referring here, although I do try to keep up, I just can’t. *blushing emoji* Who he?
I am getting hammered tonight, although I’m leaving the pistol in the nightstand and will not be armed.

ArmedandHammered

Yep. Sorry Viva that I was not more explanatory, it seems to be a character fault according to my wife, my ex wife, my ex girlfriends, my kids and my parents. I just attribute it to being a man of few words.

Brick Meathook

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Don T

What are they avenging? Chastity?

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In this case their own misplaced anger at those they cannot attract.

Gratliff

Just saw my first sighting of “This is the day Trump became president” take because he had a mask on in a hospital and it’s time for the daily bleach cleanse

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

It was nice to spot them 130k American deaths.

Fronkenshteen

White teen pill-head broke into that truck.

yeah right

One of the smartest moves I ever made was signing off of Facebook for good.
Way too much unbridled hate especially in an election year.
I’ve noticed a massive drop in internal anger as a result.

My kids send me the stuff I would have appreciated so it’s all good.

Fronkenshteen

I’m sure you’ve never been less “undecided”. Enjoy the peace.

Dunstan

Last month I tracked down some old friends I’d lost touch with, by finding email addresses and writing them. I explained that I was doing it that way because I wasn’t on social media. Pretty much all of them said either (1) yeah, me neither; or (2) technically I have an account, but I almost never check it.

I don’t know if that’s just a matter of my friends being similar to me, or if there’s a shift in use of social media, towards a minority of hyper-active users, and a bunch of dead accounts.

ArmedandHammered

I have basically done the same, I only log on to look at the International House Rabbits Society and the LitRPG group. *No Judging!* And I have been a lot happier since then, plus my blood pressure readings have been a lot better. I know people are morons and I realized I did not need the daily affirmation of that fact.

Gratliff

Is LitRPG just choose your own adventure books for adults?

ArmedandHammered

Nah, just books where reality somehow ends up as game mechanics, most if it is stupid and some are fun. My favorite is the one where God gets so pissed off at humanity he sells our universe to a gaming company and they decide to institute a zombie apocalypse on Earth to use as the setting for their new game, so everyone is an NPC.

Gratliff

This is closer to the plot of Star Ocean 3 than I’m comfortable with

Gratliff

I just screamed into the void until it was whittled down to like 20 people. Now I primarily use it to post shit that pisses off my mom and then ignore her when she tries to engage me because I know that will piss her off more than anything, and honestly, not even really doing that anymore. Very few people worth putting up with that site for. The gf has added like every person she’s ever met in her 10 years as a paramedic and is now surprised that her 800 or so police and police-adjacent facebook contacts have some very concerning thoughts on politics and race relations. It’s just a perpetual anger machine at this point.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I dropped off FB about 4 years ago and I still have an enormous amount of internal anger. Glad it worked for you, though.

Brick Meathook

Let me guess, you replaced it with Twitter and “opinion” sites.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Just Deadspin (replaced later by DFO) and news aggregator sites like Raw Story and Texas Tribune. Still do The Atlantic, TX Monthly, and New Yorker, though I have stopped taking the ink and paper versions. I was on twitter for a couple days but it was too annoying so I disengaged.

Gumbygirl

Gumby is on Facebook. He has ruthless Stalinist purges when people piss him off, and he gives not one shit if it’s a mere aquaintance or a close friend or family member. I keep a much lower profile. I never even answer my phone. Text me, and maybe I’ll get back to you.

King Hippo

I was able to successfully replace the ink cartridge in the laser printer, now inordinately proud of myself.

Reminds me of when I was 12, and the only one in the family who could program the VCR. Brother and sister too young/stupid, mother and father too old/afraid of technology. SO I HAD TEH POWER.

herodotus450

“Why are there 12 tapes full of scrambled Playboy channel?”
Prince Hippo: “Oh that just happens on its own, when you put the tapes in backwards, it’s your fault!”

King Hippo

I do recall that all three of us siblings liked singing the Weather Channel (hey, pre-internet, that was cool shit) jingle as “We’re weather-proofing America! We’re the Playboy Channel!!”

Don T

Rob! Great opportunity to mend fences with your neighboUrs. Remember to end your replies with “I know where you live”.

rockingdog

found a funny:

me: there were two controllers
firefighter holding my xbox: im not going back in

litre_cola
Brick Meathook

Isn’t that the band from the night club fire? I thought they were all dead.

litre_cola

I do recall it was them, but not everyone died in that one but almost a hundred did I think. I think the band survived.

Gumbygirl

I think at least one of them died, but I’m too lazy to look it up.

Gratliff

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ArmedandHammered

North Dakota where the population is so thin, social distancing happens naturally.

Game Time Decision

So it’s been dry here for weeks and there was finally rain in the forecast. They were calling for up 4″ or 100mm of perception and were sending out weather warnings all day. Guess how much rain we* got. Just enough to get everything wet and then even more humid.

* all around us got poured on, but not at me house

Tl;dr
Its gonna rain
-Environment Canada

Haha, not for you, GTD
-Mother nature

Dunstan

It could be worse. You could have joined Nextdoor. (Or so I hear.)

King Hippo

My oldest daughter took that bullet when Kruger was missing. It was apparently as bad as rumoUred.

Gumbygirl

We could all use a picture of the Magnificent Kruger!

King Hippo

Let cats and dogs be cats and dogs, for fuck’s sake. Wander the neighboUrhood freely, within reason.

That is, “no murder dogs” – not like anyone sensible would have one anyway.

herodotus450

Something something leashes… something something destination… shit everywhere something something

Yeah it’s a shame when a good fetish club goes to the dogs

litre_cola

Went for a hike today. Deciltre likes throwing rocks so much you would think he’s an anarchist.
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King Hippo

Have to enjoUy these 3 weeks without snow ,, amirite???

Don T

Kid’s a natural.
-Hamas
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Via The Onion

Fronkenshteen

This pic made me drunkenly sing “O, Canada!” at the top of my lungs. Now I’M the asshole. smgdh

Brick Meathook

A different part of BRICK MEATHOOK’S BOOKSHELF

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How many weapons can you spot?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Slide rule fetish?

Game Time Decision

I’ve got 2 slide rules in the basement. Have always meant to figure out how to use them, but never have. Maybe some day

Brick Meathook

Four slide rules visible, one hidden in one of the boxes, another elsewhere. The linear slide rules can be used to design atom bombs. The two aviation slide rules can be used to deliver atom bombs, or napalm. The photo-flash slide rule can be used to photograph the bombing. The aviation slide rule pictured was a gift from tWBS.

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Don T

-Is knowledge a weapon?

-Comrade, that sounds seditious.

Gumbygirl

Is that a hand grenade?!!

Brick Meathook

It is. And a cigarette lighter. It’s a hand grenade cigarette lighter.

Gumbygirl

So it’s two weapons in one. Excellent use of space, Marie Kondo would approve. Definitely “sparks joy!”

Viva La Tabula Raza

I joined

The first two words of many a sorrowful tale. Hope it all works out.