Hey kids, it’s your old pal Darkest Timeline Zach Morris. I’m in charge of this here open thread, so let’s talk about the NB Freaking A.
A month ago, I would have said I would watch any sport. I’ve watched Ultimate Tag, The Floor Is Lava, and every season of Wipeout and Most Xtreme Challenge since this thing started. We’re gambling on Cornhole, for crying out loud.
So I’m excited to finally see a broadcast from the bubble and watch these ridiculous athletes play.
I’ve already watched every baseball game available, and an NHL exhibition game in July, which is weird.
I guess the moral is…SPORTS SPORTS SPORTS
Tonight’s ACTUAL SPORTS, all in local DFO TIME
NBA
5:30 – Utah Jazz vs. New Orleans Pelicans
8:00 – Los Angeles Clippers vs. Los Angeles Lakers
MLS
7:00 – Philadelphia Union vs. Sporting KC
MLB
8:30 – San Diego Padres at San Francisco Giants
Anyhoo, enjoy your sportings this evening, and I’ll see you jackasses in the comments.
Oooh new comment format. Are we complaining or rejoicing?
A little from column A, a little from column B.
I am fine with it and it has some new shiny FEATURES. I am a software dinosaur too.
Am I bored enough to watch “The Association?” No, Other Hippo, not while we have all these interesting voices in our head!
NO, all the voices in me head are WASPs, too. So much smgdh.
My day effectively started with an earthquake and it’s ending with seeing Alan Dershowitz’s name in lights on the big sex trafficking billboard. It’s been a wild 24 hours.
Decent game. Hope Kawhi kills the Lakers in the last 5 mins.
Anyone hear from Don T?
Isaias is well past Puerto Rico by now. Looks like it’s going to turn into a hurricane soon, though.
God has it out for the South….good.
If Andy Kaufman was still alive I bet he’d fake his own death via coronavirus.
“…AND HE GOES FOR THE JUGULAR…HE CUTS IT! LOOK AT THE BLOOD SPRAY!” – Kevin Harlan, narrating his eventual murder of Reggie Miller
[buzzes in]
“I’ll take, ‘What is the plot of the latest Spike Lee Joint’? for $600, Alex.”
Kid is gonna get lousy Marx if he keeps up with this shit.
Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
“That blood flow has made it into the CDW Red Zone!”
also heads up keep an eye on the courthouses
protestors setting up trying to block landlords from going thru w/ evictions
Worst. “Found a Funny”. Ever.
I can’t even imagine how this plays out if congress keeps fucking around. The numbers are almost unfathomable, but so would be the logistics if landlords go full landlordy and start trying to have everyone evicted. They couldn’t process evictions fast enough, and there wouldn’t be enough manpower to legally remove people if they took it to its natural conclusion, anyway. Things would get real wild and probably burny if they went all out.
They will go all out. There’s capital to replace the renters that no one with power gives a fuck about. And never underestimate the capacity of shitheels to come out of the woodwork to put people on their asses.
I got one!
All capitalism is crony capitalism
I don’t know what to think about a Seth Rogen comedy where a Jewish immigrant gets encino man’d via pickle juice, but given his recent WTF interview, I’m betting the reviews of it will all be done in completely good faith and not entirely funded by AIPAC.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw&feature=emb_logo
So how does the nba work without all the teams there? Total points count towards the original amount before the break? There is less teams in the East than the West? I am confused.