25 Questions About…

This amazing picture that was posted on Sharkbait’s Limoncello post on Friday morning:

There is a lot going on here. Of course, this picture was posted by Moose (who else?), but it was actually in response to a comment by Son Of Spam where he mentioned how much I like all things anise.

He is right, of course.

LemonJello got the party started by astutely deducing that “He’s really going to be disappointed when he finds out its just his wife he’s pawing on.”

Furthermore, Gumbygirl very smartly noticed that “The woman on the right is saying Oh my God Becky, look at her butt!”

I have spent a long time analyzing this picture, for your benefit. As always, I have some questions…

1. Assuming Gumbygirl is correct in her assessment of the situation and LemonJello is not, then surely Karen’s husband Biff aka Becky is wearing her thong panties underneath his suit, right?
2. Isn’t the way he has his legs crossed a classic tell?
3. Do you think that pisses Karen off because he farts a lot and you can never get the fart stains out from that tiny string of fabric?
4. Shouldn’t he buy his own set of thong panties just for himself?
5. Would it surprise you to know that I know where to get some and that I have a VERY similar lamp to the one behind Karen and Biff?
6. Is that girl’s butt really all that?
7. Doesn’t it seem like Becky/Biff is a little critical of that butt?
8. I mean, Biff works at a strip club all day looking at asses, maybe he’s an ass connoisseur like me and knows a good one from a not-so-good one?
9. Why did Biff bring Johnny The Bartender from the club to this private party?
10. Is he doing him a solid by giving a chance to earn some extra bucks on the side?
11. Or is there something else to it?
12. Is it Johnny’s job to keep them liquored up and have the camera ready for when Shit starts to Go Down?
13. Do you think you could get it up in front of a bunch of people?
14. It can’t be as easy as you’d think, right?
15. I mean, you’ve got Gretchen all laid out on Rick’s lap there, but does it look like Rick has a boner?
16. Does he have that pained look on his face because he’s concerned about his wife falling off of the table or is it because Gretchen just sat on his balls?
17. How many drinks do ya reckon Hilda has had tonight?
18. She’s a straight whiskey kinda gal, isn’t she?
19. How much you wanna bet she hasn’t left Johnny’s side all night?
20. Do you agree with me that Johnny has a good shot at spreading Hilda’s legs over the top of that bar and going to town?
21. I mean, with Gary her husband acting the fool over Rick’s wife, why wouldn’t she let Johnny get in a lick or two?
22. BTW, we’re all agreed that all of these ladies have bushes that grow wild and free, right?
23. Doesn’t it seem like Gary is the type of asshole that wears a belt with those suspenders?
24. It’s Gary’s fault that this country is going to shit, isn’t it?
25. What do you think Rick’s wife’s name is?