Your “I’ve Got Your Round Two Right Here, Buddy” Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Five games to choose from! Let’s do this!

TO THE GAMES!

Jets/Colts:

“WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?” I mean, he’s gotta be the first guy shown the door, right? Between his own gase-ness and the injury bug taking up residence at the training facility he’s got a hard kettle of fish to row. Perpetual Tiger Beat coverboy Jonathan Taylor Thomas is ready to break tween girl’s hearts and the spirit of the Jets D.

Panthers/Chargers:

LA’S QB LOSES HIS JOB TO TEAM’S DOCTOR is what the headlines should have read. There’s no truth to the rumour that said doc was seen accepting a fat envelope from Justin Herbert’s agent in a dark alley at midnight. It was actually done thru Paypal in the middle of the workday.

Bucs/Broncs:

Denver has the 3rd most snaps taken by rookies and that will only increase as K.J. Hamler subs for Sutton. On tudder side, Jeudy leads the league in dropped passes with three.

Lions/Cards:

There was all kinds of talk on Giants boards about shoring up the secondary by drafting Isaiah Simmons because he was a ‘do everything’ sort of player. Well, the Cards ended up taking him and inserting into the lineup right away. He did some things for sure, including giving up 3 catches for 86 yards and 2 TD’s. Last week he played all of 7 snaps.

Cowboys/Seahawks:

This is the barnburner most folks’ll be fixated on. Whoever is playing slot for Dallas will feast because Seattle cb Ugo Amadi is surrendering an 80% catch rate so far this year. Who does he think he is, Buster Skrine? smh…

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blaxabbath

THIS DAK PRESCOTT, I CALL HIM RUTH BADER GINSBURG BECAUSE HE’S DEAD MEAT BACK THERE!!!!

Recovery Whiskey

Tic toc

Horatio Cornblower

McCarthy will absolutely go for the PAT if they score. IF they score.

blaxabbath

They will score.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Damn Toyota Land Cruisers are expensive.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

Jerruh needs to go trade for Josh Allen RIGHT NOW!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Horatio Cornblower

Just checked and Yeah Right has both Dak and Tyler Lockett going in our league.

He may just squeak out a win this week.

Horatio Cornblower

1:47 left and need a touchdown to win.

What are the odds MCarthy calls at least 1 running play this series?

blaxabbath

Madden has this covered.
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blaxabbath

88 is the only dude in Seattle wearing Hollister.

Horatio Cornblower

You are not going to trick the Cowboys into covering the TE no matter how many first downs and 2 pt conversions he makes.

blaxabbath

::joke about texans being stupid, stubborn, fools with reference to Trump’s taxes::

rockingdog
Mr. Ayo

Never a doubt! HOX!!!!

Recovery Whiskey

Olsen trying out for Seattle Sounders of MLS with that dive

blaxabbath

Not the D2 Sounders!

blaxabbath

That Wilson pass was as sure of a thing as a drunk intern passed out in Jerruh’s office.

blaxabbath

Man, I sure I am not facing Wilson in FF this week.

Recovery Whiskey

Pretty good throw.

Redshirt

Hey! Metcalf done a good!

Horatio Cornblower

Oh Cowboys defense, are you ever not terrible?

litre_cola

If it is any solace they will miss the 2 pts and not cover

Recovery Whiskey

Touchdown Seahawks

Mr. Ayo

I just remembered no HOX game ends normally.

Normal would be HOX kicking a game winning FG here. So fuck.

Redshirt

Perfectly legal hit by the Dallas Cowboys:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_UuE0vucH4

rockingdog

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This looks very familiar.

Mother Puncher

Not looking forward to all the Kyle Rittenhouse Halloween costumes I’m going to see this year.

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litre_cola

Carlos Hyde on the waiver wire!

Spur

Gator roll on that leg

rockingdog

alright wilson
game winning drive drive rite here to solidify your spot in the MVP race
goooo hawksssss

Romonobyl

The Cowboys know that they can hit the QB…right?

Recovery Whiskey

And now Carson’s hurt

Romonobyl

Spatchcocked.

rockingdog

Yikes

Redshirt

Field Goals that come from 16-plays drives should count for 2 points.

Romonobyl

Doinks = 10pts.

Spur

If it looks good for Dallas here, i say just let them score and save some time.

Romonobyl

New rule: Starting today all PAT attempts will be from the 30 yard line.

Redshirt

All PATs must be scored by the person scoring the TD. If its a passing TD, the QB must long snap.

King Hippo

Man in the Box!

Recovery Whiskey

They were from Bellevue

Mother Puncher

Hey did you know grunge is from Seattle

litre_cola

They throw fish too!

Romonobyl

And drink coffee!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

This is also a description of a whorehouse.

King Hippo

Man, had Gallup brought that in, I could have maybe checked Keeper league score

litre_cola

Don’t bother.

Recovery Whiskey

A stop would be nice

Mr. Ayo

Or that. JFC

King Hippo

They stopped playing at 30-15. Does that count?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!

rockingdog

also
yay PADRES!!!!
got the 4 seed and get to play the cardinals
gooo baseball!

King Hippo

It will be a good learning experience FOAR y’all! #BFIB

litre_cola

Of course the line in the Hox game is 5.5

King Hippo

1) DAL kicks FG
2) SEA gets TD
3) SEA misses the 2 pointer

litre_cola

2020

Romonobyl

Naw…too simple.

King Hippo

Fuck LioUns also seem happy to settle for a try from 60 yards. IT’S JUST SCIENCE

Mr. Ayo

WTF. Eat a dick NGCP

King Hippo

all genitalia is acceptable to the non-gendered ,, ppl forget that

Romonobyl

Dallas has to have the worst 3rd down defense in the the NFC.

King Hippo

Fat Stafford BOMB!!!

King Hippo

/holding of course

litre_cola

Vaitai is known for that.

King Hippo

which I guess is what gets you a free agent deal in DET

clint greasewood

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King Hippo

ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick!

clint greasewood

Sam Darnold vs Brett Rypien in an exciting Thursday Night Game

Viva La Tabula Raza

Definitely be biting my nails to the quick in anticipation of the Jets/Broncos fixture this Thursday.

King Hippo

The “everyone’s ded” team or Touch of Downs? WHO YA GOT??

King Hippo

Can we get another Draw in the Desert??

clint greasewood

Matt Rhule with his first win.

King Hippo

PERFECT hook and lateral play call…and Ekeler drops the pitch

Romonobyl

So what’s the big deal ’bout a coupla missed PATs?

Mr. Ayo

What is a catch?!?!?

Recovery Whiskey

Got a ballgame in Seattle too

Romonobyl

That fake toss to Elliot was the closest one he came to catching.

herodotus450

Heh, remember Dez Bryant?

Recovery Whiskey

The fake crowd noise got to them

clint greasewood

We got a ball game in Arizona