Five games to choose from! Let’s do this!
TO THE GAMES!
Jets/Colts:
“WILL COACH GASE MAKE IT TO WK. 8?” I mean, he’s gotta be the first guy shown the door, right? Between his own gase-ness and the injury bug taking up residence at the training facility he’s got a hard kettle of fish to row. Perpetual Tiger Beat coverboy Jonathan Taylor Thomas is ready to break tween girl’s hearts and the spirit of the Jets D.
Panthers/Chargers:
LA’S QB LOSES HIS JOB TO TEAM’S DOCTOR is what the headlines should have read. There’s no truth to the rumour that said doc was seen accepting a fat envelope from Justin Herbert’s agent in a dark alley at midnight. It was actually done thru Paypal in the middle of the workday.
Bucs/Broncs:
Denver has the 3rd most snaps taken by rookies and that will only increase as K.J. Hamler subs for Sutton. On tudder side, Jeudy leads the league in dropped passes with three.
Lions/Cards:
There was all kinds of talk on Giants boards about shoring up the secondary by drafting Isaiah Simmons because he was a ‘do everything’ sort of player. Well, the Cards ended up taking him and inserting into the lineup right away. He did some things for sure, including giving up 3 catches for 86 yards and 2 TD’s. Last week he played all of 7 snaps.
Cowboys/Seahawks:
This is the barnburner most folks’ll be fixated on. Whoever is playing slot for Dallas will feast because Seattle cb Ugo Amadi is surrendering an 80% catch rate so far this year. Who does he think he is, Buster Skrine? smh…
Do as you do below.
THIS DAK PRESCOTT, I CALL HIM RUTH BADER GINSBURG BECAUSE HE’S DEAD MEAT BACK THERE!!!!
Tic toc
McCarthy will absolutely go for the PAT if they score. IF they score.
They will score.
Damn Toyota Land Cruisers are expensive.
Jerruh needs to go trade for Josh Allen RIGHT NOW!
Just checked and Yeah Right has both Dak and Tyler Lockett going in our league.
He may just squeak out a win this week.
1:47 left and need a touchdown to win.
What are the odds MCarthy calls at least 1 running play this series?
Madden has this covered.
88 is the only dude in Seattle wearing Hollister.
You are not going to trick the Cowboys into covering the TE no matter how many first downs and 2 pt conversions he makes.
::joke about texans being stupid, stubborn, fools with reference to Trump’s taxes::
OMGGGGG
TD DK METCALF
CUE da MUSIC
https://twitter.com/CableThanos_/status/1310364674848776192
Never a doubt! HOX!!!!
Olsen trying out for Seattle Sounders of MLS with that dive
Not the D2 Sounders!
That Wilson pass was as sure of a thing as a drunk intern passed out in Jerruh’s office.
Man, I sure I am not facing Wilson in FF this week.
Pretty good throw.
Hey! Metcalf done a good!
Oh Cowboys defense, are you ever not terrible?
If it is any solace they will miss the 2 pts and not cover
Touchdown Seahawks
I just remembered no HOX game ends normally.
Normal would be HOX kicking a game winning FG here. So fuck.
Perfectly legal hit by the Dallas Cowboys:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_UuE0vucH4
This looks very familiar.
Not looking forward to all the Kyle Rittenhouse Halloween costumes I’m going to see this year.
Carlos Hyde on the waiver wire!
Gator roll on that leg
alright wilson
game winning drive drive rite here to solidify your spot in the MVP race
goooo hawksssss
The Cowboys know that they can hit the QB…right?
And now Carson’s hurt
Spatchcocked.
Yikes
Field Goals that come from 16-plays drives should count for 2 points.
Doinks = 10pts.
If it looks good for Dallas here, i say just let them score and save some time.
New rule: Starting today all PAT attempts will be from the 30 yard line.
All PATs must be scored by the person scoring the TD. If its a passing TD, the QB must long snap.
Man in the Box!
They were from Bellevue
Hey did you know grunge is from Seattle
They throw fish too!
And drink coffee!
This is also a description of a whorehouse.
Man, had Gallup brought that in, I could have maybe checked Keeper league score
Don’t bother.
A stop would be nice
Or that. JFC
They stopped playing at 30-15. Does that count?
BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!
also
yay PADRES!!!!
got the 4 seed and get to play the cardinals
gooo baseball!
It will be a good learning experience FOAR y’all! #BFIB
Of course the line in the Hox game is 5.5
1) DAL kicks FG
2) SEA gets TD
3) SEA misses the 2 pointer
2020
Naw…too simple.
Fuck LioUns also seem happy to settle for a try from 60 yards. IT’S JUST SCIENCE
WTF. Eat a dick NGCP
all genitalia is acceptable to the non-gendered ,, ppl forget that
Dallas has to have the worst 3rd down defense in the the NFC.
Fat Stafford BOMB!!!
/holding of course
Vaitai is known for that.
which I guess is what gets you a free agent deal in DET
ah wash mahself with a rag on a stick!
Sam Darnold vs Brett Rypien in an exciting Thursday Night Game
Definitely be biting my nails to the quick in anticipation of the Jets/Broncos fixture this Thursday.
The “everyone’s ded” team or Touch of Downs? WHO YA GOT??
Can we get another Draw in the Desert??
Matt Rhule with his first win.
PERFECT hook and lateral play call…and Ekeler drops the pitch
So what’s the big deal ’bout a coupla missed PATs?
What is a catch?!?!?
Got a ballgame in Seattle too
That fake toss to Elliot was the closest one he came to catching.
Heh, remember Dez Bryant?
The fake crowd noise got to them
We got a ball game in Arizona