Will we even get 100 comments on this thread? Usually the later afternoon games are treated like a Dalton-headed stepchild relative to the early games and the nighter. Maybe I’ll just flood the place with petty gripes, obvious observations, hot takes and anti-Giant vitriol. Okay, maybe I’ll just stick to the last one. BUT THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF IT.
TO THE GAMES!
Giants/Rams:
If you’re in a survivor pool you could do worse than simply picking against the NFC East teams as your sure-fire winner. Much like the Eagles the Giants are looking to the practice squad for wr’s, further thinning out an already thin unit. Is Aaron Donald the frontrunner for Defensive Player of the Year? If he’s not he will be after running over this underperforming o-line. Goff, having been asked to do less has responded with the best completion %, yds per completion and yards per attempt of his career. Hey Giants, RUN LEFT-every running play vs. the Rams that has gone over 10 yards has been to that side.
Bills/Raiders:
Here’s a contrast in mindsets qb-wise. Allen has cut down on his interceptions but still has the 7th most number of turnover-worthy plays-indicating that he’s willing to take risks (of course the other side of the coin is bad decision-making). Carr has the 6th best passing grade since 2018 of pass plays over 20 yards but his average depth of target is only 6.9 the last two years. That says that he settles for the safe play rather than trying to be aggressive.
Colts/Bears:
Are the Bears the shakiest 3-0 team in the league? Two of their W’s came in games where their win probability number dropped to 1%, so yeah. On the other side, give rook rb Taylor another go vs. a run D that ranks 20th in DVOA.
Do some damage below.
1 more catch Zach!
Mark Schlereth was a favoUrite of mines as a player. But he SUCKS ALL THE ASS as a commentator.
Had rams d just for this next string of games and glad to see starting strong.
RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! gonna put me out of Survivor pool(s), but at least I put a quarter down on Gigantes ML at +225.
Those definitely not my favorites, CBS.
ah don’t like the look of those teenagers…
These fixtures are all reasonably close, but not the least bit compelling.
It’s either that or starts self harming, well more than playing for the Raiders.
tattooed. Devotion to the sad.
Brokeback…broke either his wrist or forearm
Alanis Morissette scribbles notes furiously
Seems they might have put enough horse tranqs down him that he will continue?
Floatception
Laserface, why have you gone away from Zach Pascal?
3 catches for 7 yards. And my decision to start Evan Engram…was still correct. Jeebus.
Raiders stone hands may be the reason Carr has become Captain Checkdown . . . but what do you do when your third option slaps the ball into the ground with both hands?
Field goal, yerp.
They should really try to get a number 1 receiver, an Amari Cooper-type, if you will.
Yeah but what’s his 40 time, libtard???
Some derpy shit, this.
Probably the most dangerous result of the whole pandemic is more people being exposed to Adam Archuleta today.
I always look forward to Sundays, then like clockwork my soul is crushed by mid day.
We’re masochists aren’t we?
Every damn weekend.
Well, spank me ’till it hurts!
That costs extra
Float one to Pascal you ass
BeaslyDown
60 Minutes Tonight-
-Big Scary Fires in California. Why?
-Jerry Seinfeld. He’s still really funny!
Damn it, should have saved my “pass out at 5:30p” for today.
Still not Henderson. Damn you, OKC bomber.
Get him in there!
Rams uniforms are hihjlight yellow over 80s-poster blue.
I like these. It’s that dirty gray one that needs to be killed with fire.
Wow, that IND TE is killin—oh it’s the same highlight ?
Oof. Red Zone is getting nap-proof. Great slate (+ NFC East).
Left brain: “There’s no reason to buy Hallowe’en candy this year.”
Right brain: “But at these prices, it’d be crazy NOT to!”
LB: “That doesn’t make any sense. Where are you getting… hey, who are you whispering to?”
Stomach: whistles innocently
2 more catches Zach!
Floatbomb achievement unlocked!
The league must be enjoying showcasing these new stadiums in LA and Las Vegas.
Ads have convinced me that Ford pickup trucks send the largest spray when they drive thru a puddle.
Important feature!!
I’m really enjoying the Canadian ads on this illegal stream. Is it really a point of pride that a pizza is made with 100% canadian wheat and canadian cheese?
Ok, even though the pizza comes from 7/11?
Filipe Rios is probably on a watch list in Indy.
Imagine all the heartbreak for New England fans seeing Dreamboat throw for 5 TD. WE MISS YOU TAHMMY.
Against who again?
afternoon funny:
getting cancelled by 1945 german liberals for responding to the news that Hitler shot himself with “he don’t miss”
yea thats what I meant
not sure why it didn’t load right…
Bad url
C’mon 4 catches for Pascal!
I also graduated in 2001! We’re all old/Browns suck.
Very glad they at least flexed Humps/BDN, so we have 3 games, and 1 that don’t include Vegas or Los Gigantes
Burrow Post Game
Beautiful
Amanda Balloontits on the sideline of the Bears game.
Pics or GTFO
Bears theme orange for Halloween. And for being a “”scary”” team.
Bills in Las Vegas .. sounds about right
I hate football
Polish those early 90s trophies. Srsly the org probably needs a full housecleaning starting with the owner.
Yo, Dak.
Still haven’t gotten used to LAR’s new uniforms.
Eagles playing for the division lead tonight!
Bahaha Oh shit
liverpoop got stomped 7-2
Amari did not want to get obliterated by an inside linebacker.
Dak says WHY NOT?!
Thats not Daryl Henderson
Browns gonna win over the Cryboys.
FUCK DEM COWBOYS
OBJ did that shit on purpose
Y’all gave up 48 points to the BROWNS
FORTY-NINE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
I think you mean are the Bears the shakiest 3-0 team ever?