Your Sunday Afternoon NFL Football Open Thread

Will we even get 100 comments on this thread? Usually the later afternoon games are treated like a Dalton-headed stepchild relative to the early games and the nighter. Maybe I’ll just flood the place with petty gripes, obvious observations, hot takes and anti-Giant vitriol. Okay, maybe I’ll just stick to the last one. BUT THERE WILL BE PLENTY OF IT.

TO THE GAMES!

Giants/Rams:

If you’re in a survivor pool you could do worse than simply picking against the NFC East teams as your sure-fire winner. Much like the Eagles the Giants are looking to the practice squad for wr’s, further thinning out an already thin unit. Is Aaron Donald the frontrunner for Defensive Player of the Year? If he’s not he will be after running over this underperforming o-line. Goff, having been asked to do less has responded with the best completion %, yds per completion and yards per attempt of his career. Hey Giants, RUN LEFT-every running play vs. the Rams that has gone over 10 yards has been to that side.

Bills/Raiders:

Here’s a contrast in mindsets qb-wise. Allen has cut down on his interceptions but still has the 7th most number of turnover-worthy plays-indicating that he’s willing to take risks (of course the other side of the coin is bad decision-making). Carr has the 6th best passing grade since 2018 of pass plays over 20 yards but his average depth of target is only 6.9 the last two years. That says that he settles for the safe play rather than trying to be aggressive.

Colts/Bears:

Are the Bears the shakiest 3-0 team in the league? Two of their W’s came in games where their win probability number dropped to 1%, so yeah. On the other side, give rook rb Taylor another go vs. a run D that ranks 20th in DVOA.

Do some damage below.

 

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Sharkbait

1 more catch Zach!

King Hippo

Mark Schlereth was a favoUrite of mines as a player. But he SUCKS ALL THE ASS as a commentator.

Gatoraids

Had rams d just for this next string of games and glad to see starting strong.

King Hippo

RRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!! gonna put me out of Survivor pool(s), but at least I put a quarter down on Gigantes ML at +225.

WCS

Those definitely not my favorites, CBS.

King Hippo

ah don’t like the look of those teenagers…

King Hippo

These fixtures are all reasonably close, but not the least bit compelling.

ArmedandHammered

It’s either that or starts self harming, well more than playing for the Raiders.

litre_cola

tattooed. Devotion to the sad.

King Hippo

Brokeback…broke either his wrist or forearm

Dunstan

Alanis Morissette scribbles notes furiously

King Hippo

Seems they might have put enough horse tranqs down him that he will continue?

Sharkbait

Floatception

Sharkbait

Laserface, why have you gone away from Zach Pascal?

King Hippo

3 catches for 7 yards. And my decision to start Evan Engram…was still correct. Jeebus.

Downfield Matriculator

Raiders stone hands may be the reason Carr has become Captain Checkdown . . . but what do you do when your third option slaps the ball into the ground with both hands?

Field goal, yerp.

herodotus450

They should really try to get a number 1 receiver, an Amari Cooper-type, if you will.

King Hippo

Yeah but what’s his 40 time, libtard???

King Hippo

Some derpy shit, this.

montythisseemsstrangetome

Probably the most dangerous result of the whole pandemic is more people being exposed to Adam Archuleta today.

litre_cola

I always look forward to Sundays, then like clockwork my soul is crushed by mid day.

Sharkbait

We’re masochists aren’t we?

litre_cola

Every damn weekend.

King Hippo

Well, spank me ’till it hurts!

Game Time Decision

That costs extra

Sharkbait

Float one to Pascal you ass

clint greasewood

BeaslyDown

Don T

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King Hippo

Damn it, should have saved my “pass out at 5:30p” for today.

King Hippo

Still not Henderson. Damn you, OKC bomber.

Sharkbait

Get him in there!

Don T

Rams uniforms are hihjlight yellow over 80s-poster blue.

Gumbygirl

I like these. It’s that dirty gray one that needs to be killed with fire.

Don T

Wow, that IND TE is killin—oh it’s the same highlight ?

Don T

Oof. Red Zone is getting nap-proof. Great slate (+ NFC East).

Dunstan

Left brain: “There’s no reason to buy Hallowe’en candy this year.”
Right brain: “But at these prices, it’d be crazy NOT to!”
LB: “That doesn’t make any sense. Where are you getting… hey, who are you whispering to?”
Stomach: whistles innocently

Sharkbait

2 more catches Zach!

King Hippo

Floatbomb achievement unlocked!

Recovery Whiskey

The league must be enjoying showcasing these new stadiums in LA and Las Vegas.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Important feature!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m really enjoying the Canadian ads on this illegal stream. Is it really a point of pride that a pizza is made with 100% canadian wheat and canadian cheese?

Ok, even though the pizza comes from 7/11?

Recovery Whiskey

Filipe Rios is probably on a watch list in Indy.

Recovery Whiskey

Imagine all the heartbreak for New England fans seeing Dreamboat throw for 5 TD. WE MISS YOU TAHMMY.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Against who again?

rockingdog

afternoon funny:

getting cancelled by 1945 german liberals for responding to the news that Hitler shot himself with “he don’t miss”

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Unsurprised

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rockingdog

yea thats what I meant
not sure why it didn’t load right…

Unsurprised

Bad url

Sharkbait

C’mon 4 catches for Pascal!

Gratliff

I also graduated in 2001! We’re all old/Browns suck.

King Hippo

Very glad they at least flexed Humps/BDN, so we have 3 games, and 1 that don’t include Vegas or Los Gigantes

Spur

Burrow Post Gamecomment image

Don T

Beautiful

Unsurprised

Pics or GTFO

Recovery Whiskey

Bears theme orange for Halloween. And for being a “”scary”” team.

Recovery Whiskey

Bills in Las Vegas .. sounds about right

Spur

I hate football

Recovery Whiskey

Polish those early 90s trophies. Srsly the org probably needs a full housecleaning starting with the owner.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Yo, Dak.comment image

Redshirt

Still haven’t gotten used to LAR’s new uniforms.
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Gratliff

Eagles playing for the division lead tonight!
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Mr. Ayo

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rockingdog

Bahaha Oh shit
liverpoop got stomped 7-2

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hippofant

Amari did not want to get obliterated by an inside linebacker.

Dak says WHY NOT?!

Sharkbait

Thats not Daryl Henderson

Gratliff

FUCK DEM COWBOYS

Gratliff

OBJ did that shit on purpose

Gratliff

Y’all gave up 48 points to the BROWNS

Gratliff

FORTY-NINE

Viva La Tabula Raza

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I think you mean are the Bears the shakiest 3-0 team ever?