Well, they can’t all be winners can they? (I feel that I’ve typed this more than a couple of times over the years)
Newsy Notes:
-Will Hernandez got himself the Covid and was sent home as were two coaches. You know Will, he’s the once promising 2nd round pick of the Giants whose play has gone steadily downhill because everyone on the O-line is struggling like a bugger. Things are so bad that at some point later in the year we’ll be seeing three rookies and a soph on the line ‘protecting’ Jones. Good Lord.
-Dontario Poe is nevermore sayeth Jerry Jones. Despite getting a lion’s share of snaps as an interior d-lineman he had all of one qb pressure so far this year. Not one to call anyone a fatty fat fuck, JJ noted that Poe wasn’t in shape. This despite the fact that his contract had weekly “Don’t Be Fat” incentives that could have dropped a hefty $500,000 into his back pocket by year’s end. Would you give up pizza, wings and beer for 17 weeks so that you could go on a half million dollar hooker, scotch, cocaine and fried food binge afterwards?
TO THE GAME!
FALCONS/PANTHERS-
-McCaffrey is a no go show tonight but rb duties have been covered quite nicely by 6th year wonder Mike Davis who is headed for his best year ever.
-Carolina’s improving D was set back a bit last week in the loss to the Saints but still surrenders a mere 6.3 yards per passing attempt which is the best the league has to offer.
-Your sneaky play on the daily fantasy front is Curtis Samuel-the Falcons don’t defend anything well but their slot cb Isaiah Oliver gives up 9.3 yards per attempt and PFF ranks him 123 out of 126.
-Teddy Ballgame Manager has thrown for 300 only twice this year and of course he did so the last time these teams played. (he got Dan Quinn fired as well, such is his power)
-Here’s hoping Rasul Douglas isn’t ready to roll so that my mancrush Cal Ridley can go bananas on Troy Pride Jr. The Riddler leads the NFL in air yards and end zone targets.
-The Falcons have lost three games this year whilst having a 98% win probability late in the fourth quarter.
-One stat that indicates that Atlanta has an unusually conservative gameplan week in and week out is that they have 100 third down attempts which leads the the NFL. That’s a lot of talent being wasted.
The floor is yours.
Is Teddy out of the bouncy castle yet?
Well damn, I hope this isn’t another Takoma Narrows
My dad went to Bridgewater State in SE Mass, but he probably doesn’t know who Teddy Bridgewater is, and if I asked, I would probably get a racist response. Regular old people just get more racist as they age. Couple of my nephews went to the same school, and they are not racist.
Fuck Joe, the dude was 10 yards from where the deflection of the pass hit the ground, that is not “nearly picked off.” Please die.
I was hoping Justin Turner would find Joe after the game and plant a long sloppy smooch on his smug kisser. Asshole!
Even trickeration seemed subdued and uninteresting
TRICKERATION!!!!
Watching ATL PK kick FG, I am reminded of something that now makes me feel kind of ashamed.
I spent 3 years in the Far East in 1982-85 on a Navy ship based in Japan and subsequently in Guam.
Me and the white guys and the black guys and even the Filipino guys in my division used to sing this song but with the word “gooks” substituted for “girls.”
I’m very liberal now but still feel guilty when these memories come bubbling up after almost 4 decades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWYA9BvxMso
One of my favorite podcasts is What a Hell of a Way to Die, which is hosted by two ex-military-turned-leftists. Both spent time in the Middle East during the wars and there’s not a small amount of self-loathing over some of the shit they participated in. There’s a lot of military jargon than I can really keep up with, but there’s even more righteous fury which I’m always here for.
https://soundcloud.com/hellofawaytodie
Sooo Atl D line good? Or Carolina O line really bad?
CBD Helps my wife big time!
I also know that THC makes me less murdery!
For my wife’s back. I used it once or twice. It worked much better than I thought it would. Expensive though. 35 dollars at CVS. But worth what it does.
GurleyCake has 8 rushes for 17 yards and he’s getting the ball on 2nd and long. What a fucking joke.
Vet had me give the boy dog trazodone before bringing him in this time and he is still high as fuck. I put a treat in his mouth and he couldn’t close his mouth fast enough to grab it. Pretty sure I just watched him fall down the last couple stairs by trying to walk like he was already on the ground.
[hopes that you have a podcast that features drugging animals on a regular basis ]
-Bill Cosby
Ok Jah Rhule, Throw the fucking ball to Moore and Anderson, maybe mix in the tight end helping with protection.
44 more yards to Anderson please!
Whoo, rolling back the Michigan reopening after breaking the daily record yet again. 3700 cases today (2600/day average) with a 8.5% positive rate compared to 150/day and ~3% in June. I’ll be fucking shocked if any schools are in-person come Christmas. Thank god both campaigns still have like 10 fucking rallies planned this week.
Hey, you’re doing better than Switzerland?
What’s the militia situation like out in Scandinavia?
I hear they have giant knives
Cool wood ships with lots of oars and dragons for figureheads, too.
Wonder if this will work properly on Netscape or Opera..
Real men use Lynx
That screenshot is giving me flashbacks and not in a good way.
I CALL THIS GAME A BINGO MACHINE BECAUSE IT WON’T STOP SUCKING BALLS!
I was very impressed with how the first half took 6 hours
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrZPO3nC1S0
My bad, coach.
Turgid Bridgewater trying hard to improve Carolina’s infrastructure.
OMG a fucking Trump ad in Texas. I thought they had this state sewn up. (BTW, ad was full of shit).
The poll track sites have Texas as either “tossup” or within margin of error pale red. The fact they’re spending there proves its not a done deal.
All appendages crossed.
All appendages crossed. Though Repubs are doing everything they can to ratfuck the election here as well as other states.
Texas is in the realm of plausibility, just unlikely. Maybe 15-20% chance to flip D.
But don’t drop ded, the next decade should be fucking glorious, as all your asshole hat-wearing GOP operatives pretend they were never Trump cultists at all. As they try to cling to the fringes of power.
I sort of wonder what the distant future will look like (besides hot). Will the GOP crazy itself out and leave the Dems to split between progressives and traditionally conservative types, or will we just have crazy maniacally evil vs. “hey, we’re slightly less evil than those psychos” evil? Short of literal civil war or revolution, I don’t see us ever breaking the two party system since the whole thing is built to protect itself, so one of those seems the most plausible.
ICEDOWN!
I have a coworker who is a Covid-truther, insists it’s either a lie, or nothing to worry about. I have explained to her multiple times about people we know who have caught, that Lil’ WCS’s school shut down for two weeks.
“That’s just the media trying to get Trump.”
I can’t handle this.
Follow her around with a bell yelling ‘UNCLEAN’
BRING OUT YOUR DEAD
Forever un clean
Burn the witch!
Running the “Trust the Generals, Stupid” ad during TNF – between two Southern squadrons – is just excellent targeted media.
Team Biden knows what the fuck it’s doing. Helps me to sleep at night.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QKYUtemTs0
SNEAKYPLAYDOWN!
I hope that Atlanta can at least beat Senators Perdue and Loeffler.
good fucking lord can we can get to wednesday already
This is foreshadowing of the next three months.
Probably won’t help as much as you think, no way we have returns from every state by then
My vote for weaselfuck Cal Cunningham means Hippo is now officially a “Yellow Dog” Demmycrat. And I am an insanely partisan cat person.
“yellowdogs and catlovers living together – mass hysteria.”
Great 30 second shot of the stadium lights there Fox. Still more interesting than most of your shows
Sour cream with my pork habenero tamales was a good choice
Good evening folks. Is WordPress the new blog partner of NFL Thursday Night?
“These eyes…have seen a lotta love but they…don’t look quite right.”
-The Guess Who
Evenin. I have way too many players involved in FF tonight. NAWT Samuel.
You nawt start him?
Just have everyone else but him, and he goes off.
Sneaky play Samuel with the sneaky play for the TD!
Cb Oliver making totally stupid push on uncatchable pass for penalty on third down? Check.
Fucking WordPress
Was that a folgers ad making fun of the New Yorker guy?
Ah ha! The Falcons have a lead! The Panthers’ plan is proceeding as planned!
Panthers unis are an abomination
Both teams look as if they forgot to put their pants on and are running around in their Under Armour.
LOL
I hope that one day, the Atlanta Falcons will employ a native of Malta
“I will do everything in my power to make this happen!”
-Sydney Greencard
That’s the stuff dreams are made of(on)
I just now got this joke. I really miss the old days of not being (at least not ward-of-the-state calibre) stupid.
found a funny:
just voted by fax in a staples in canada AMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFADFSI7Z4Q
Cheers/Night Court was the best network comedy 1-2 punch. By a long shot.
Tonight I am a Sol Man. (apologies to Sam and Dave)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdjvJJSeJ50&ab_channel=Untappd
And just to be clear to you wrestling fans out there, I will come on Dusty Rhodes.
i liked that commercial
I’m a huge fan of randomness in advertising. My fave is William S. Burroughs doing a Nike ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85zCwCQPDI8&ab_channel=hirooyamagata
Think I might go to Albania in February
Is that you Mrs. Pollifax?
That borders on the Adriatic
Yo man shit ain’t working right on the site
I feel twenty years younger.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsNaR6FRuO0
https://www.bing.com/th?id=AMMS_549c36b5884916524fe0cdecff4f5317&w=110&h=110&c=7&rs=1&qlt=80&pcl=f9f9f9&cdv=1&pid=16.1
Time to dig my Packard Bell out of storage and sign into a AOL…once my blasted kid gets off the telephone!
Just hope me AOL minutes ain’t run out ,, smh
Time to dig my Packard Bell out of storage and sign into a AOL…once my blasted kid gets off the telephone!
Yeah, earlier this week I thought the site crashed. I’m don’t wanna go back to reality. Most definitely not now!
Looks like we’ll be takin’ things slooooowwwww tonight, like trying to bang some evangelical chick or sommet.
If you could slip the hamster that runs this site a pill or two that’d be great.
Somebody bring me a speedball, I shall gladly let said hamster have the speed portion!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLWKdm-3pB8
…but on the bright side, once you get the combination the religious girl’s Chasity belt, you get to deal with a lot of repressed lust. Plus, you know the turf is clean.
In my (really fucking outdated) experience, getting a finger in…occasionally works. You just ain’t putting nothing in your mouth.
Or hers.
The poophole is the loophole
Yeeeewwwww a 5-star man, Scotchy!
God help me, but with the possible rain and wind…leaving in Burrow (Down FOAR Midterms?) over Teddy Ballgame.
I’m thinking of going on an interstellar archeology expedition. Anyone want in?
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/hubble-space-telescope-rare-asteroid-16-psyche-worth-10000-quadrillion/
This is the story of two teams, Panthers and Falcons. These the Panthers (insert image of a dying horse) and these are the Falcons (insert image of a dead horse). And this is Soap.
My dinner prep, artists conception:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kz6Kcz62onA
Solo isolation is going great guys. I don’t know what you’re talking about
This is maybe the most underrated moviefilm in the history of EVAR
I need to watch it again.