TO THE GAMES!
Chargers/Broncos:
In “Did I Read This Right?” news the Chargers have allowed only one rushing TD to a running back all year. I didn’t believe it so I went through each box score and yeah, Taysom Hill and Joe Burrow have run one in but they gave up their first to James Robinson just last week! So when I heard a fantasy dude this morning saying that this is Melvin Gordon’s “revenge game” I snorted to myself. Bosa and Ingram should just keep rolling along because the Broncos allow pressure at a greater rate than anyone other than the Jetskis.
Saints/Bears:
Foles isn’t the answer, is he? Even when he was in a clean pocket on Monday he only averaged 4.3 yards per throw. I mean, I can’t see them going back to Truth Biscuit so they’re stuck in no qb land. And they’ve got enough skills guys to make themselves a nuisance in the NFC if only they could rearrange the pieces of the puzzle. Michael Thomas owners should be happy/get back on track now that he’s back. The expectation is that he’ll rack up the yards (natch) but not the TD’s because Chicago’s D tends to lock down on wr’s as they near the red zone.
Niners/Seahawks:
You’d think that Jimmy G might have to air it out in order to keep up with his counterpart Wilson. And that’s an easy thing to do vs. the Seattle secondary this year as there’s no killer D back there. They still have the horsies up front though-only Cook and Mattison have gone for as many as 60 yards against the Seahawks.
Your turn to type.
Now y’all can run 3 times before missing the FG. PLEASE!
What’s the DFO deity of ties?
Thanos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx5prDjKAcw
McNabb?
David Carradine?
I go with this one.
Ty Webb
Da Bearss are gonna lose
PLAY FOAR THE POINT ON THE ROAD, YOU DILDO.
Are Foles’ receivers wearing actual bear paw gloves? You’d make those catches with opposable thumbs, morans!
That’s it, just stop putting TEs on the field
Taysom Hill definitely wearing his magic underwear tonight
The rewarding and sometimes frustrating thing about cooking is having a specific outcome or taste in mind. If you can deliver that, it’s rewarding as hell. I delivered the exact product I set out to make. And occasionally it may even be better than expected.
Today was very rewarding.
Just remindering: https://www.doorfliesopen.com/2020/11/01/your-are-you-ready-for-round-two-sunday-afternoon-football-open-thread/comment-page-3/#comment-830385
We’re going to get that TD pass record “breaking news” every week now and I’ll forget everytime and think that like a war is starting or something
Breesus got this?
Pete Carroll’s smile might melt steel beams
MUCH BONUS FOOTSBALLSING
Fights in every late window fixture. SO GREAT.
They’re finally learning from hockey!
Sharkbait Parlay
Mahomes over 2.5 passing TDs [X]
Henry over 99.5 rush yards [X]
Aiyuk to score [X]
PRAISE GAMBLOR!
Whatsit pay?
$5 into $56.65. So nothing major, but I’ll take it!
I wish there was a place close by I could sports gamble. That’s the sort of bet I throw $20 away with.
Nice!
Lock pop locking
ONE CHEEK EQUALS TWO FEET REDUX!!!!!!!!!!
BUTT DOWN, FACE UP!
SQUUUUUEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bananacakes
Da BRRRSSS!
Coaches that ice the kicker should get kicked in the balls by that same kicker.
/Shank’lor starts stretching out
IT’s time to break Matt Nagy’s brain
Yes, but also with the 4 year election cycle
Wait, how the hell did the bears get back in this?
Not from TE play, I can tell you that
The universe has measurement error
Garbage time Aiyuk down please??
There ya go
Matt Nagy: Offensive Genius
So does this end with the Bears missing a field goal in regulation or losing in OT?
Yes
I can easily see Foles hitting one of the Saints right between the numbers.
Not heartbreaking enough
Yes
How can you say that forward progress has stopped if you haven’t blown the whistle and the receiver is still trying to break free?
Whatever, Sean Payton gets screwed, I’m OK with it.
Fuck Sean Payton with Bea Arthur’s dick
Lockett up
The Revenge of Saint Corbinian!
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No
#WhatHeSaid
unfuckingreal
BEARISTOCRATS!
Tarps off boys lets have a donnybrook
FIGHT WINDOW!!!
Pepsi: Made for People Who Gave Up on their Dreams!
TRUE FACT! It was originally called “Brad’s Drink” and I have 100% given up on my dreams.
Slightly off-topic but I just finished a book called ‘American Pop’ about an imaginary cola that was once bigger than Coke or Pepsi. I won’t give the ending away, but everyone dies.
FOUR MINUTE OFFENSE
Denied
Oh, sure! Foles can get a brand new helmet in the middle of the game, but the Patriots and the Bengals can’t wear Pat Patriot or a white-striped helmet respectfully!
If I owned stock in Ford I would sell it in a cocaine heartbeat after that last commercial, which is essentially “Look how we fucked up the Mustang and the Jeep!”
*whispers* I want one of the new Broncos.
Borble.
O.J.?
I legit don’t understand this game
I wonder what it would be like if we lived in a world where we had “The Folus with the Bolus” instead of “Big Dick Nick”
Taysom Hill: an excellent football player (except for Franchise QB apparantly)
Extremely normal country
Losers
Filling up my gas tank for $400 and getting 2.2 mpg to own the libs.
They can see Trump fellating Putin from their front porch.
For losers, they sure don’t handle losing very well.
Right? I thought practice made perfect!
This guy Troymaine. I call him Pope Benedict VI, because he just got assassinated.
/Aiyuk down 6 inches from the goal line, as Sharky screams in agony
That is accurate.
No way.
oh noes we done killed the Pope!!
Skittles is done