Well, this is a bummer isn’t it? It’s another one of those ‘point and laugh’ games unless you’re a backer of one of these squadoos. Then it’s a matter of “Oof! Please don’t make this more embarrassing than it has to be”. The possibility exists but it’s unlikely we’ll get “Derrick Henry forces Josh Norman to hand in his man card” levels of mortification.
TO THE GAME!
Cowboys/Eagles:
-There’s a DiNucci kid on the block (Berman’s nascent bloated corpse smiles) by the name of Ben getting his very first start in the big leagues. Who is he? What are his strengths? Well, he went to James Madison and led them to the championship game. He had a 71% completion rate and ran a total of 122 times. He’s got a decent arm but you’ll not likely see much of it tonight.
-OC Moore will likely dial up plenty of short passes in the form of screens, flare outs and quick slants so that Little Ben won’t have many tete a tetes with the likes of Brandon Graham or Fletcher Cox.
-In turn Eagles DC Schwartz will disguise the hell out of his coverages in order to confuse the youngster, moving his safeties and lb’s all over the place.
-Don’t count on the Dallas D to force turnovers tonight-they’ve got all of two(!) so far this year. That decision to let Byron Jones leave and play rook cb Trevon Diggs has been a frickin’ disaster. Rookie cb’s tend to struggle and it’s no different with Diggs-he’s given up 437 yards so far this year which is 2nd most in the league. Guess who’s going to get picked on again tonight?
-Philly will be without Ertz, DeSean and Sanders but it may not even matter.
Enjoys the dregs of the NFL, folks!
This game needs a mercy killing.
Mike McCarthy is so happy with DiNucci, because he absolutely cannot throw a football and Mike therefore can justify doing nothing by running it up the gut.
That was working until they got cute, again. Awful playcalling
Agreed. Complete garbage
Just the worst football
Cox wasn’t gonna look like a dope again
That’s a tall kitty.
Bathroom selfies are not best selfies
Why yes, I did cut down on my healthy outdoor activity time so I could drink 2 bottles of wine and 4ish shots of gin, plus eat a lot of cheese, pastry, and popcorn, and watch this shitty game. What was that you were saying about my life choices?
Sounds like you made the correct ones.
Living the best life obviously.
I gotta say, I don’t really even blame Wentz for these interceptions. He’s under so much pressure, he’s having to throw these balls up well before the route develops, so his balls are hanging in the air forever, and then his receivers are SUCKING ASS at running under them. Like Christ, it looks like they’re taking themselves out of position repeatedly.
That last one wasn’t nearly as egregious as that Hightower one where he actually slowed up so he could watch it go over his head
Yeah that one looked like he just completely misjudged the pass, but even on this one you can see the receiver snaking his head back and forth trying to find the ball. Slows him up whereas Diggs knows exactly where the ball’s coming down, so he beelines to it and beats the receiver there.
ARMPUNT!
If I was Wentz, I’d not throw a pick there
Nice punt by Wentz there.
The hunter’s sleeve is defective. Or the hunter’s fanny pack. Or both.
shit shit fuck shit
DPI offense!
Nah, I know the defense is bad, but I wouldn’t say that either of these offenses can manage double penetration
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2a3cc441-ef19-4e89-a904-424b937babeb
If Tony Dungy said Tua played with poise, does that mean he counts polynesians as white?
This seems relevant
<blockquote class=”twitter-tweet” data-partner=”tweetdeck”><p lang=”en” dir=”ltr”>The White House on lockdown: A federal law enforcement source tells NBC that beginning tomorrow, crews will build a “non-scalable” fence to secure the WH complex, Ellipse and Lafayette Square.<br><br>250 National Guardsmen have been put on standby, reporting to Metro Police officials.</p>— Geoff Bennett (@GeoffRBennett) <a href=”https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1323092344053354498?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw”>November 2, 2020</a></blockquote>
Oh thats comforting
He finally built the wall!
He better build his crooked ass a defense team because that motherfucker is going to jail.
Enjoy Rikers you racist inbred ignorant bastard!
trade deadline is Tuesday cowboys, just saying
I mean, honestly, he’s a better option than at least 5 other current starters
Text banking is more fun when it yields responses like this
Lookit her standing up in heels!
proud of her!
the fuck did I just watch
DiNucci’s ability to overthrow a receiver covered by 4 DBs is really something.
Why are the announcers continuing reminding us how bad this game is?
“This defense is really bad! Look at how many points they allow every game!”
“But somehow they’re not this week. HM I WONDER WHY.”
This isn’t the worst half of football I’ve ever seen, but it’s definitely the stupidest
al: the cowboys are gonna get it
collinsworth: yeah they are
I dont think you have to worry about denucci confidence
A man who throws like that has to be a Trump voter
What the actual fuck was that 4th down play call?
matt nagy thought it was great!
^
This
DiNucci is going to use this game to score free drinks and pick up girls in shitty bars, and it’s not going to work for either.
“DiNucci? Does your dad own that deli that gave me food poisoning? FUCK YOU!!”
he should just claim his lineage to the legendary wrestler:
Is this preseason? Is this an offseason scrimmage? Am I watching a charity event?
Pro bowl walk through
One of these teams is gonna end up winning a wild card game and piss everybody off
I hope it is against the Packers.
5+1 woo!
Is it just me or does Dinucci have a lot of quit in him on those roll outs?
it is not just you.
Jalen Hurts should play the first 3 quarters of every game
WHICH BODY PARTS ARE BODY PARTS!?
This is somehow more stupid than the giants game
Beautiful pass by Wentz to the Cowboys DB
If the knee is on the line it’s out-of-bounds. If the shin is down, it’s an INT.
Schroedinger’s Interception.
jfc
That is a garbage call.
Aren’t Duo Blocks those big legos?
This is literally the dumbest thing I have ever seen, and I’m including Trump Truck Rallies.
Both men and women wrap themselves around Cox
I don’t know what either team is doing
It’s OK, neither do they.
THE PHILLY SPECIAL WAS AN ILLEGAL FORMATION!
Sorry. I blacked out there for a second.
Elvira’s daughter should probably lay off the PCP for a bit.
Elvira’s daughter? I thought that was Kimberly Guilfoyle’s Halloween costume
I thought it was Guilfoyle’s bathrobe.
years ago I had no idea why those high school musical movies were so popular.
it has become more apparent over the years
What a thicc little RB
Nothing as funny as a receiver slowing up while tracking a ball and it soaring over his head
Why would you ever call a pass against Dallas?
If the Eagles anticipated how bad these passes would be, every one of them would be picked.
That’s the thing. How can you adjust when you don’t know just how shitty these passes are going to be?
This Quarterback By Committee shit has already gotten old.
/watches next pass
No, no, keep DiNucci as far away from throwing passes as possible.
Would this game be any better with Wentz as full time QB?
I think not.
That is…a lot of anime on that wall
a girl who is into anime girls?
…… no I am not looking up her home address, what would make you think that?
Hello!
Jinckies!
Come on Yahoo. Mark that shit a lost fumble.
There we go.