Your “Short And Sweet” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

TO THE GAME!

Saints/Bucs:

This should be a headliner between the old fogies stating at qb but Antonio Brown has a way of making himself the center of attention. Should you start him? Well, the Saints have given up the most fantasy points to wr’s the last four weeks so why not? Where have you gone, Marshon Lattimore? I remember when he was a shutdown-ish type cb a few years ago. Getting back to wr’s though, Michael Thomas is finally back-those high ankle strains are not to be messed with. Just ask Zymm’s cat! The Saints are walking a bit of a tightrope on D because Brees’ arm has deteriorated so badly. He very comfortably has the lowest average throw at just 6 yards per. He’s leaning heavily on Kamara making up those lost yards after the catch. Luckily he’s the best in the league at it. That said, if a D is able to shut that down there’s really only the other option left.

It’s all yours.

 

 

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Doktor Zymm

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Doktor Zymm

Garbage time TD or no? Do we care? no.

Sharkbait

Only if it’s the Saints and they get us scorigami

Sharkbait

Another saints TD and 2 point conversion and we’ve got scorigami!

Horatio Cornblower

This beer is so good, you guys
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It’s like the complete opposite of this game.

Sharkbait

My Manhattan is a little jealous

Horatio Cornblower

I’ll mail you a white flag tomorrow if you DM me your address.

TheRevanchist

Spank rags for everyone!

Gratliff

back to back sacks, #shortofthesticks, and armpunt on 4 consecutive plays. Blessed evening.

TheRevanchist

Anyone with the NO defense is ballin’ on fantasy.

Brocky

my fantasy opponent started the buccaneers

Sharkbait

What the fuck kind of graphic package was that?

TheRevanchist

Interns, man.

blaxabbath

In JPP’s defense, a hand on it is all he can do.

Gratliff

did some intern make this in 2004?

blaxabbath

Punched a teammate.

Gratliff

This is glorious

hippofant

SEE? JJD! You missed sad Giselle! And sad Brady-daughter! (Or she was napping. I’m not sure. She was sucking her thumb though and was actually kinda cute.)

Viva La Tabula Raza

Manu retired from San Antonio Spurs a few years ago, so I guess you’re watching a rerun.
Why yes, I can be an asshole sometimes.

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TheRevanchist

As much as I like a really good cigar (or those Swisher sweets grape), that Havana song is fucking annoying.

Viva La Tabula Raza

SUDDEN CHANGE!! NEW ORLEANS HAS TO PUNT!!

hippofant

Fuck’s sakes Cris, you don’t know what David was upset about? The Saints motioned an extra lineman over to his side of the line, and no Buc defender followed, and then the Saints ran that way, and used the extra lineman to steamroll them for 17 yards.

YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE FUCKING ANALYST CRIS.

Viva La Tabula Raza

more like anal-cyst

Doktor Zymm

Dear Apple. Please go fuck yourself.

Gratliff

Giselle’s gonna count out Touchdown Tom here soon

hippofant

Are you really turning down the possibility of sad Brady face?

Sharkbait

Team Mike here

Doktor Zymm

If you can, you should!

Sharkbait

You should do that anyway

Doktor Zymm

Mike Evans just trying to walk off the field without anyone noticing his erection

Sharkbait

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Doktor Zymm

I’m down with it. I don’t think there’s much of a chance of seeing the Secret Service escort Trump et al out of the White House, but anything that suggests that might be a possibility, OOOh.

Viva La Tabula Raza

*buys more popcorn*

Brocky

so assuming someone else hasn’t said this:

snl needs to have a jeopardy in heaven sketch:

will Ferrell as alex

hammond as connery

norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds

can’t think of a good third though

Sharkbait

Wrong reply. But yes, this sounds awesome

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Brocky

obligatory rapinoe headline

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Brocky

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Viva La Tabula Raza

What clan’s plaid pattern is that?

Brocky

do you have a little Scot in you?

No?

would you like to?

hippofant

Dolphins – Cardinals was good!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Even the expected Dallas-Pittsburg shitshow ended up being pretty entertaining.

Doktor Zymm

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Game Time Decision

It’s always freaked me out that its real footage and not from a movie

Doktor Zymm

And that the ‘gentle waves’ were a normal thing and it was only when it did this twisting thing that it came down

Game Time Decision

This

And even back in high-school physics when I first saw this it knew it was bad. How did professionals miss this?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Science and engineering are all about learning and incorporating the lessons learned going forward.
YOU DON’T NEED TO WEAR A MASK IT’S A DEMONCRAT CONSPIRACY!!

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Gratliff

A pick 6 here would make me incredibly happy

Gratliff

!!! so close

TheRevanchist

Close. Very close.

Doktor Zymm

This game:comment image

Viva La Tabula Raza

I wonder if that sleep number bed can relieve the pressure on Dak’s broken ankle.

Doktor Zymm

Remember when Suh stepped on that dude on Thanksgiving? Let’s all give thanks this year.

TheRevanchist

He clearly didn’t see that guy as he totally wasn’t looking where he was backing up. That QB just happened to be on the ground in that same exact spot where Sun was walking.

Viva La Tabula Raza

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Brocky

wasnt a qb. just I have a very vivid memory of that game.

I just remember it was against green bay, and after of years of all the dirty shit al harris and clay matthews did, suh honestly was pedestrian

Gratliff

My favorite was that time he got angry at Culter for making him run
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Doktor Zymm

Hell yea. Suh is classic Chaotic Good.

Brocky

no flag on this play, then 3 weeks later suh got fined for hitting rodgers Helmet with his pinkie

Doktor Zymm

Turns out it’s not that hard to get too deep for Gronk

Viva La Tabula Raza

I love dogs, but that one would be at the no-kill shelter tomorrow.

Spur

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Spur

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Doktor Zymm

Hey babe, hold my purse?comment image

LemonJello

On the Edelman-Amendola Scale, how gritty is Taysom Hill?

Spur

Super fine

Viva La Tabula Raza

Christian McCaffrey?

Mother Puncher

Jason Sehorn

Doktor Zymm

Original Baywatch

clint greasewood

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Viva La Tabula Raza

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Gratliff

Gonna be some top tier brady face tonight

Doktor Zymm

*Cue music*
Brady face, you got the cutest little Brady face

Viva La Tabula Raza

Man, you’re like Nostradamus. That shot right before the half was Al Davis worthy.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I don’t blame Brady for leaving NE for TB; lots of people up there end up in FLA when retirement nears. I am grateful for the SBs he helped the P*ts get to, but it’s kind of funny watching him suck this bad since he isn’t playing for “my” team anymore.
*Completely ignores Cam Newton.*

Spur

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Doktor Zymm

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LemonJello

What Olympic trials are we looking at here?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Bigger hands than Trump, anyway.

Dunstan

DREAMBOATCEPTION

Doktor Zymm

This is why it’s not all bad to have a broadcast delay while on the livestream. I know when to pay extra attention!

LemonJello

FAT GUY-CEPTION!

hippofant

I see I missed some DFO drama earlier this week.

As a totally random Canadian dude who left his old online social media hangout, who didn’t really post on KSK, and is really only here during games, I super-appreciate all of you and the fact that you all welcome tolerate my not-really-that-funny ass.

ballsofsteelandfury

I love our Canadian continent!

Viva La Tabula Raza

Cris, I served overseas for many years, and if you had come to my duty station for a USO visit while I was there, I would not have even got out of my bunk. Fuck you.

Spur

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Mother Puncher

Is it anti-semetic to say Mayim Bialik sounds like a condition you develop when you don’t eat enough zinc or something

Doktor Zymm

Just in case you forgot:comment image:large

Sharkbait

This game is rapidly getting out of hand

Doktor Zymm

What do you think happened to Sherman when he grew up?comment image

LemonJello

A distinguished career in the military?

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