Your AngryRantingHippo Late Afternoon/Evening Open Thread

Boy howdy, has today sucked all the ass.  Dirty ass, fresh off a round of Hunta Virus.  NC State and Everton playing in the same window is just TOO MEAN, even for 2020.

Anyhow, here are your footy options:

Auburn (+24.5) at Alabama (3:30, CBS)

I guess this line is so tight due to Nick Saban’s #NuAIDS.  Would Roll Damn Tide win the NFC East?  Somebody better ask Peter King, see how strong his MAYBE! be.

Northwestern (-13.5) at Michigan State (3:30, ESPN)

Trappiest Trap Game ever trapped.  Trapper Keeper (hey, remember those??) ought to be sponsoring this mofo.  Money where mouth is, $30 on Sparty ML.

Mississippi State (+9.5) at Ole Miss (4:00, SECN)

Dread Pirate Mike Leach in his first Egg Bowl.  There will be coo-coo-ka-choo.  Money/mouth proximity redux, $40 on Cowbells ML.  Remember last season, when this fixture got BOTH coaches fired??

Rutgers (+11.5) at Alabama (4:00, FS1)

Man.  You want to talk sad-ass, disinterested, back alley handjob of a fixture?  But gotta watch somethin.’  Perhaps I shall place a wager.  But not so done yet.

LSU (+15) at Texas A&M (7:00, ESPN)

Uh…bet the over.  There will be less defense here than in Everton/Leeds.  Yes, was nil-1, but should have been like 3-5.

Utah (+7) at Washington (7:30, ABC)

Yeah, slim pickins.  You should see the shitshow that Fox got stuck with for primetime.