It feels good to get some fresh air into the lungs. The Cup and Saucer Trail is a very popular hike that’s only about a 2 hour drive from where I’m hunkered down and I figured I’d give it a go, so many folks had said good things about it. And they were correct-it’s laid out well, the scenery is gorgeous and there weren’t too many folks so of course my mind wandered to where it usually goes…
But there was no luck on that front. Most folks I passed were hiking in pairs and those that weren’t had taken a dog as company. There was a lone person here and there but I got to thinking that there was no way to tell if someone was coming along behind them as the trail twisted and turned in certain places. You’ve got to be smart about these things-if things don’t go perfectly a scream or yell can bring some fit people running right quick and all hell could break loose then.
So I got back into my vehicle and headed back. I’d reached the junction of Highways 6 and 17 and was turning west towards home when I saw a kid on the side of the road. He was hitchhiking but had lost hope of getting a ride. His thumb was out but his head was down against his chest. Guess he’d been there for awhile. I made a quick calculation and several tumblers clicked into place-the time of day, a side road, an inventory of what was in the trunk-they told me that this was a slam dunk. I pulled onto the shoulder.
As I lowered the passenger-side window he stuck his head in-
“Where you headed?”
“Not too far, about 90 minutes west of here. You?”
“I’m headed to B.C.-gotta long way to go.”
“Well, grab your gear and throw it in the backseat. We’ll knock a little chunk off your trip.”
“Yes sir!”
His open face and bald enthusiasm gave me pause, but just for a moment. He was from a small town outside Halifax and had been on the road for four days and was actually making good time, relatively speaking.
“B.C., huh? What’s out there? What’s your game plan?”, I asked.
“I’ve got three buddies out there that have been there about nine months. They’re sharing an apartment and they tell me there are plenty of jobs in the northern part of the province. I’ve been outta work for awhile. I just want to do something. Anything. I’m 22, don’t have a girlfriend and I want to see the country and live my life.”
My heart skipped a beat and I thought I might have briefly smirked. It didn’t seem as though he saw it. If he did, it didn’t seem to register. The sun was on its way down and the sideroad was coming up.
“Hey, I have to make a small detour, drop off some stuff to a cousin that lives on a road up ahead. You mind?”
He shook his head. As I turned in he looked at the road sign. “‘Seldom Seen Road’, we’ve got a lot of strangely-named towns and roads out east but this one takes the cake!” He shook his head again and smiled to himself. The road was about 8 kilometers long with houses on the righthand side for the first half and then spaced very far apart afterwards, most uninhabited. Nothing but dense bush on the other side. I slowed down and stopped in front of a residence that didn’t have any lights on.
“Looks like your cousin isn’t home”, he said as he peered out the window.
“Not a problem, I can drop the stuff on his back porch.” I popped the trunk and got out of the car. He was still staring at the house.
As I grabbed the mace and the tire iron I could see him looking at the overgrown grass, the sagging eavestrough, the broken bedroom window. I imagine a few tumblers began to fall into place for him now too. I went back to the open driver’s side door, peered in and was about to ask a question so he would turn towards me but he already had, a look of gradual realization that “something” not right was going to unfold. I gave him a full shot of mace in the eyes, his hands were flailing about, trying for the door latch but he was in full panic mode. I managed to grab him by the back of his collar and pulled him as hard as I could out my open door. Heaving backwards I lost my footing. He was half in and half out of the car, still flailing, trying to get to his feet. As he fell to the ground I was able to get to my feet and I gave him a blow on the back of his skull. He slumped onto the ground and I gave him another, and another. I quickly dragged him into the bushes and gave him some more. And then I dragged him further in.
I staggered back to the car, completely out of breath-“maybe a bit too much fresh air”, I thought to myself. I pulled into the driveway of the abandoned house and turned around and made my way back to the highway. As I pulled out I looked at the road sign, nodded and thought, “You’ve seen plenty of me over the years, haven’t you?” I smiled.
TO THE GAME!
Steelers/Bills:
-This is a tale of two qb’s-one that holds the ball for a long time looking to run or make a pass and another that zips it out of the pocket in about 2.2 seconds on average. Which is which?
-One thing that is holding the Steelers back-aside from the lack of a credible run game-is the amount of dropped passes that are occuring. Over just the last two games they’ve had 11 fall between mitts. The next team has five less.
-Wr-wise Diggs is the obvious start but Pitt has had a ton of trouble defending the slot and that’s where our man Beasley resides. He’s just come off a 130 yard adventure last week.
-What do you do with Conner now that he’s back? Does he gets the full workload or does the coaching staff throw caution to the wind and the wolves? Either way, I bet he gets injured-it just comes naturally to him.
Do as thou wish.
Buffalo is wearing their goddamn jammies. You know, Yodas and shit.
What was that graphic? One of these QBs is a catapult and the other is a trebuchet?
Neither of them are cool enough.
At least one of them is full of rocks
Hmm, yes, but neither of them is a CANNON. — Rex G.
HARF HARF THE BEN SEES THE BEN AS MORE OF A BALLISTA. HARF.
Neithers in a pillow fort with all the fruit roll ups they can eat. But can be if mom lets them come over
-Eli
Steelers receivers using gloves made out of animal fat?
Either that or Ben is eating greasy food on the sideline.
Collinsworth is saw Niagra Falls this week. He then said “Who knew Toronto is right there?”
Its not. Idiot*
* not news, moar conformation
You guys all are Toronto down there!
Haha. Yep. Stoopid urban sprawl
found a funny:
schrödingers gf: so what are we
Pregnant?
Or dead. Cat’s choice.
…that’s a fumble…well not anymore.
FUCK
Was ANYONE clamoring for Namath for this game?
What football game wouldn’t be improved by the addition of a 78 year old?
You misspelled Cabinet Secretary shortlist
Why was Namath in this game, again?
Better respect that Restraining Order.
-S. Kolber
Someone mentioned it earlier, but I bet Dawson Knox is the tv show that comes on after Taysom Hill.
Dawson Knox sounds like the successor to Walker, Texas Ranger.
Speaking of one of the brothers from Supernatural is going to be the new Walker, Texas Ranger.
A friend of mine used to troll Walker Texas Ranger fan message boards and post outrageously dumb story ideas just to see how any people would say “that sounds awesome! You should totally submit that!”
Lol the White House is getting first crack at a microchipped Bill Gates/George Soros 5G vaccine for a disease that doesn’t exist and is totally an overblown Democrat conspiracy to launch a coup.
They said, egging on the actual attempt at a coup.
It’s smart to vaccinate an area with the highest number of outbreaks.
Oh, please let it be battery acid.
Or bleach
This game is moving slower than a steam engine leaving the station in Bulawayo. My word.
Hi Thomas
Um.
Hermana Weaselo is officially out of quarantine and I don’t have to brush up on my roast materials! Thank goodness.
Roast materials:
-A. Reid
You forgot roast!
And red wine and balsamic vinegar and garlic and beef stock.
There is no way Andy would use carrots.
Hah! It is raining!
Actually, that’s fucking balmy for Buffala in Decembra
Yep. Will take the “mild” weather.
Lives 2.5 hours away. Would be less if there wasn’t this big body of water in the way
-23 C here right now. 1 C tomorrow..
The sun makes all the difference
I’ll be back, the tenant in my Chicago condo is moving out and I have no appetite for trying to sell that shit. Going to be in and out redoing the floors and windows, and doing the painting myself, then will decide if I keep it as a part of the year home or try to move it.
THIS DOKTOR ZYMM I CALL HER AN ARABIAN SHEIK BECAUSE SHE HAS A PIED-A-TERRE IN A MAJOR AMERICAN CITY.
/Sorry, best I got
//Dick joke
Truth Biscuit getting his own place?
It was the same here last week. I’m just glad I was able to enjoy the upper 50s with my sunroof open before I was COVID-banished to my room.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQsZUVMwEls
(and chaos hates Redshirt apparently)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBLuvEwIF5E
That starts great, will listen to the hour tomorrow.
Nah, I’m used to it.
On the plus side, the more inane shit like this is against you, the lower your probability of being hit by a bus right after winning the lottery!
No. I’ll get hit by the bus, then I’ll win the lottery.
I’ve made peace with that. I just hope my family gets the ticket so they’ll be well taken care of.
Have you seen the movie “Waking Ned”?
Nope.
It’s basically that. Dude in small Irish village wins lottery, dies, village tries to claim prize.
Great film.
Puntkakke in Orchard Park
Fuck, I don’t know. CHAOS REIGNS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfn6xX0gZ_U
Cleveland’s Baseball Team Will Drop Its Indians Team Name – The New York Times (nytimes.com)
Is its not the Cleveland Rockers or the Cleveland Blues, than what are we even doing here?
Cleveland Baseballing Squadron obvs
Cleveland Steamers seems the obs choice.
Blues would make sense as in the color wheel, the opposite of brown is dark blue.
Now all we need to do is convince the Bengals to become the Cincinnati Greens (opposite of red) and everything will match.
I thought brown was a combination of all three primary colors. Or all three secondary colors, I don’t remember.
Brown is 150 Red, 75 Green, 0 Blue. Reverse of that would be 105 Red, 180 Green, 255 Blue, which actually looks a bit like light blue to me really.
Colorizer – Color picker and converter (RGB HSL HSB/HSV CMYK HEX LAB)
Bring back the Spiders!
Ziggy Stardust likes this
New Delhi is furious.
Wild Things
text before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHPuQnz9Ogw
text after
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEq7q8IMz9U
/2011
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bO-I_7mjPz8
Maybe requires manual intro?
my 2016 Bleached video was htpps and leading text? HIPPO SO CONFUSED
I have no idea what is going on. It is all very random.
And now the first in an occasional Senor Weaselo series, anime that I watched this week with Senorita Weaselo:
Non Non Biyori: The story of four kids in their small Japanese village who go around doing whatever stuff you do in a small Japanese village. How small? The school is the four of them plus two of the girls’ older brother. There is one mixed class.
Easily the most wholesome anime I have watched (narrowly, and by that I mean widely beating out Aggretsuko).
Three years old YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41V_BuRH5Gg
This video fits the SNF vibe, with the prominent corpse:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hFYgMBDPFE
/2016 link for Dok’s theorem
I’m not seeing this one embedded. Will refresh to test
This is good.
https://youtu.be/DhPdDvT3wHk
In Honor of Buffalo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Gau6SL-Xt0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShjGi2MWKh0
Huh, not that one? Interesting. Maybe only newer YouTube links?
I know people are mixed on M.I.A. and Diplo but that’s about the only track for Baile Funk coming out of the Favelas to a world audience
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B01pUoEDEQw
We doing bad-ass lady rock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQYgcc02m5c
Testing the youtubez imbedding. Great tune tho. Straight copy and paste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5goMslKxEWs
Oh this is solid, cheers
Due to working from home I abuse my Spotify app. I am all over the place as it has been 9 months now. French alt rock, afro pop etc.
This is the problem with hunkering down in Canada. In the U.S. people have the decency and good sense to mind their own business.
In about a week or two, I’ll be able to clear an crowded aisle at the Grocery Store by truthfully saying: “I tested positive for COVID-19, but I’m feeling much better now.”
But I’m feeling much better now – YouTube
What’s with everyone abandoning the Steelers bandwagon? They may have no running game, but they are still 11-1 and their QB is playing like he’s at least 10 years younger.
They ran out of Choco Tacos?
They haven’t played well the last couple of games. And defense injuries.
Ben asked them to join him in the bathroom
The Steelers didn’t build the Pyramids. Elvis built the Pyramids.
https://youtu.be/0ccke5PnSLA?list=RDmzgYERQ5ndk
The part of that song that aged the worst is calling Michael J. Fox the anti-Elvis.
Would like large-ish Bills lead, so Ebron gets lots of catches and ultimately, KC gets the bye/1 seed.
Having never seen any of the previous series but having watched the most recent, Series 4, I went to the library the other day and checked out Series 1 and 2 of Fargo. Since none of the games being broadcast today were of any interest to me, I binged the entire Series 2, just got finished. Excellent! Now it’s time to get started on the first season (though I doubt I will finish tonight). Sorry that I didn’t catch these when they were initially broadcast, but I do like not having to wait a week for the next installment. Go Bills….
Fargo, Benjamin Button style.
I’m doing them in their chronological order:
Season 4: 1950
Season 2: 1979 (liked the cars, much more realistic than the ones in the 1950 series, all the cars in that one were in mint condition, no beaters)
Season 1: 2006
Season 3: 2010-2011
Mike Milligan is the goddamned star of the whole shebang (S2)
Reading the comments on AV Club, I realized that Satchel in S4 turned into Mike so Season 2 was obviously next.
HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!
/man, can’t believe I missed that
I’ve no doubt he’d have been a shiftless hobo in no time. Good on ya doin’ the LAWD’s work, Scotchy!
He seriously decided to run it out of the end zone? What a dumbass
Three Days Grace – The Mountain [Lyrics] HD – YouTube
I guess the website doesn’t like me.
Are you copying the straight URL, or the embed code?
Straight from the URL. It worked before the Great Update of 2020.
I just posted one, it shows up to me, but says awaiting approval.
*shrug* Yeah, I’ve reached the end of my advice.
You tried. I appreciate it.
Evolution of Game Overs in Mario Games (1985-2019) – YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bNITQR4Uso
Seriously? I get a fucking Prager U ad on Mojo? FUCK YOU PRAGER U.
https://youtu.be/pmu7W1FG0n0?list=RDmzgYERQ5ndk
What’s Prager U’s rival school? Jenny McCarthy College? The Alex Jones Institute of Dumbassery?
I think it’s any accredited university that isn’t full of incels
Joe Namath narration needs more drunken lechery.
and/or Medicare scamming!
Has the folding table industry taken a big hit with the COVID restrictions on tailgating in Buffalo?
MVP, CLEARLY
Parliamentary Inquiry: Why is my links in hyperlink form but others show the image or YouTube video? Is it due to my rank/privilege being lower than others or just the DFO Website still suffering from Update Indigestion?
Are you doing it wrong?
https://youtu.be/escVRBHB6C4?list=RDmzgYERQ5ndk
Might not work in replies?
I’ll test it.
Quite likely. Copy pasting the link from youtube.
Copy pasting imaging that say https in front.
For images, gotta be https AND end in a valid image extension (.gif, .png, etc)
Because the Ghost of Hugo Chavez, in collaboration with Serbia, Canada, the RAND Corporation, operating through the Reverse Vampires, has hacked your machine.
We’re through the Looking Glass here people – YouTube
https://youtu.be/G_pMo1Hcn1I?list=RDmzgYERQ5ndk
To be clear, if you DO have a fever, please stay at home
Kira Nerys – Fever – YouTube
She’s clearly good at running away, must be survivorship bias in female Steelers fans
I don’t like the Pittsburgh Steelers for obvious reason and Ben Roethlisberger for very obvious reason, but they serious got to relaunch their running game if they expect their QB to survive the regular season let alone the playoffs.
After a crappy weekend in a crappy year, reading the TV Tropes Heartwarming page for WW2 really warms my heart…at least until I read that Guy Gabaldon never got the Medal of Honor.
World War II / Heartwarming – TV Tropes
TV Tropes: The PG version of Rule 34.
I don’t know. I have read some entries that afterward I felt compelled to both clear my internet history and take a long cold shower to feel clean again.
I don’t think anyone has mistaken Scotchy for Jesus yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzgYERQ5ndk
I feel like scotchy is broadening his definition of “hobo.”
Is there a canadian census bureau tracking the homeless population?
Fun fact: Scotchnaut is Inuit for “one that tracks the vagabond game”
Appropriate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1kQlRQRGdfQ