We’re almost at the finish line.
TO THE GAME!
Browns/Giants:
-The expectation is that Fumbelina (Daniel Jones) won’t play and that McCoy will be handle the turnover duties for this evening during his 2nd start this year.
-btw, Jones has 20 fumbles which is three more than anyone else has had since the start of the 2019 season. Blame can be equally shared among the offensive line and Jones’ own staggering lack of awareness as to outside pressure collapsing the pocket.
-Cleveland needs to bounce back after that emotionally deflating, ball-draining loss they suffered vs the Ravens last week. Personally, I think they could play on autopilot here and still come away with the W.
-That said, the up and down Evan Engram might have himself a day if McCoy’s noodly arm can somehow get him the ball because the Browns have no idea how to defend the tight end spot. They trail only the Jets with respect to fantasy points given up to that position.
-The Giants Gallman had a nice ‘run’ as an RB1 for a few weeks but it all came crashing down last week. He was even vultured on the goal line by wee laddy Dion Lewis. Still, you should give him a go again as the o-line has vastly improved their run-blocking and the Browns have given up all kinds of scores to rb’s the past few weeks.
-Speaking of rb’s that just chug along in a boring but effective fashion, expect that once they get up by two scores Cleveland will engage “Heavy Chubb” mode the rest of the way to the finish line.
Play with your digeridoos down below.
If you take off the BR, then the Browns are just OWNS, and I think that may be the root of their problems
I have somewhat recovered from the Rammit debacle, marijuana be praised!
So inexplicably, my employer still has an Xmas party every year but this year of course…its canceled.
This Xmas party is actually fucking awesome.
They do it in an old hotel that looks like the Shinning, but classier.
Great food and an open bar.
I tell ya…if there was one year I just wanted to get shitfaced at a company party…it was this one.
Can you ask for a home booze stipend?
Always a good idea.
I know where that is!
Roanoke is still a shithole, though.
Eh…compared to the places I regularly get sent to, its got its perks. The food scene is unreal for a city this small. My house is dirt cheap. I run 8 miles a day and I have yet to get murder/raped for my wallet.
So better than Northeast Baltimore.
WWE has responded to plummeting ratings and pissed off USA Network by bringing back Charlotte Flair. I respect her last name, but I’ve seen better acting in porno films.
So if the WWE moves, what exactly does USA Network have to replace it?
Ned Flanders approved
Colt McCoy does know that “OMAHA!” isn’t a magical incantation that give you the QB talents of Peyton Manning, right?
u never NOE unless u TRY!!
On the plus side, it also doesn’t make you as flat and boring as Nebraska
It infected the offense for sixteen years of Elisha, and they can’t figure out how to get rid of it (kinda like mildew)
Can I shoehorn in this reference? Does Slayton have Kinky Cleats? Huh? eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-I8bB3K07c
Any way to get Anti-vaxxers barred from receiving the covid vaccine? I’d gladly check each persons facebook page (they only use Facebook) before each injection.
No! That is terrible and wrong!
You give them a placebo.
Self-selection is pretty cool sometimes
The anti-vaxxers will self-deport.
If I was an NFL QB, I would not be able to resist the urge to just yell out weird shit at the line.
“PENIS BREATH! ON TWO! WHERES THE BEEF! HUT!”
SCAT SCAT SCAT!
Pretty sure Rodgers did that one
Why is Ogunajobi wearing a rear light reflector on his butt?
Ohio law requires it for slow moving objects.
So he can back that ass up.
BEEP BEEP BEEP
Those dancing hospital workers make me want to root FOR the coronavirus.
I just feel bad that I have the exact same masks
I return to work tomorrow after a three week banishment. I forgot how to do it though.
Don’t you still have the COVID?
Oh, fuck right off, Coca-Cola. Take that faux sappy Christmas shit and shove right back up your ass.
Damn, that appeared with a +1 preloaded.
I mean, I don’t know WHO the fuck likes that shit or WHY. And I don’t wanna.
Everyone who watched that Redneck reality show
I’m off all this week. Which sounds awesome, except I’m spending my days packing. Moving sucks
Start a fire or a series of fires.
this is boring already.
A 2020 thing: I have a permanent burn on my left thigh from my laptop battery
That should get you on the sweet disability payments train, yeah? Also you should get some pills.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv43UsG6fhY
Man, I wish
Freddie Kitchens cooking early.
The Browns don’t have to worry about beating the Giants, the Giants are doing a fine job on their own.
What the cinnamon toast fuck was that play?
oh Gigantes, you NEVAR go full #ThePauls
Karl Joseph, WVU alum! Woooo!
/I’m a sad, sad person
Ah Colt McCoy. I still maintain the Pat Shurmur putting McCoy back into the game after getting brutally concussed is the single worst thing I have ever seen on the field involving the Browns. It was a James Harrison hit. They put him back in the game after two plays.
In the huddle, he was facing the wrong way. He threw an interception.
Another team would have had the shit fined out of them.
Hoke laughs at that bonehead decision
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1mIcYz-DM8&ab
Colt McCoy saying Omaha is less annoying than any Manning doing it.
Same goes for him being on tv in general
Wayne Gallman is not the name of an NFL RB. It’s the name of my accountant.
So, is this the first time ever the Browns have been flexed to PRIME TIME?
will there was that one time I ate Chipotle late in the afternoon and then had a 2 hour deposition to cover.
Joe Webb. That’s it, that’s the comment.
Fuggemup Gints!
#ThePauls Pauling early!
Starting off strong…
Freddie Kitchens bouncing back to a head coaching job.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMGnDylQyV4
Arsenio Hall? Wow I didn’t realize it was 1992
6/10 just too much eye makeup smh
I’m not wild about her gigafytes tattoo
I am fairly certain that this is only the forth, maybe fifth time, that the Browns have played a national broadcasted game.
So naturally I expect them to do wonderfully…
This gif is mesmerizing. They all clear out in unison.
There are simply so many questions…like does that guy work there? He should have known the tables were weak as shit. Like how did he see this playing out in his head?
Was this during a Bills game?
/three hours later
“Your final score, the New York Football Giants, 40, Cleveland, 3”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrMLt9bMd_I
Walk it back a bit…
Pretty solid 2020 outcome if the Browns make the playoffs and then Browns themselves in the first round.
I’m in my FF championship next week. The guy I’m playing next week outscored me by 65 today.
If I lose, it will be because of Fantasy Football Fraud and a conspiracy between Yahoo Sports!, China, and The Shield.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tjt1_jHvkBY
And rev it up again…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO7E-D4yTS4&ab
So NBC’s legion of analysts are all taking the Browns.
So I am expecting the Browns to be obliterated by four TD’s.
no way Shep puts up 20 for NYG right?
With Colt McCoy? He’s going to be falling all over the place tonight. Guys got two left feet.
Colt McCoy has a way of fucking up my “easy wins”.
Too left hooves, one might say!
Two!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v4_O4Sj-XTs
And gear it down a bit…
I need Chubb to get 35 points tonight.
I’m boned aren’t I?
I think you might only get half of the Chubb that you’re looking for.
Yep.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMjQVRWxbPI
Here we go…
Reminder – the MOST CRUCIAL event tonight is in beautiful Costa Rica, where Hippo has heavily praised GAMBLOR in the name of LD Alajeulesne.
LD Hallelujah? Sounds like you might have Dios on your side.
Gotta say, Fumbelina is maybe my favoUrite nickname now. That’s Good Hustle!
So, I found a couple more episodes of a show I watched some time ago. If you can track it down, Foyle’s War is worth the time investment.
Oh, I watched this! It was good!
Evening lizard people, from mid gig!
Failure at all things, including failure. It is the Jet way.
Assholes.
Couldn’t go 0-16 could you.