Your “One More For The Road” Sunday Night NFL Football Open Thread

We’re almost at the finish line.

TO THE GAME!

Browns/Giants:

-The expectation is that Fumbelina (Daniel Jones) won’t play and that McCoy will be handle the turnover duties for this evening during his 2nd start this year.

-btw, Jones has 20 fumbles which is three more than anyone else has had since the start of the 2019 season. Blame can be equally shared among the offensive line and Jones’ own staggering lack of awareness as to outside pressure collapsing the pocket.

-Cleveland needs to bounce back after that emotionally deflating, ball-draining loss they suffered vs the Ravens last week. Personally, I think they could play on autopilot here and still come away with the W.

-That said, the up and down Evan Engram might have himself a day if McCoy’s noodly arm can somehow get him the ball because the Browns have no idea how to defend the tight end spot. They trail only the Jets with respect to fantasy points given up to that position.

-The Giants Gallman had a nice ‘run’ as an RB1 for a few weeks but it all came crashing down last week. He was even vultured on the goal line by wee laddy Dion Lewis. Still, you should give him a go again as the o-line has vastly improved their run-blocking and the Browns have given up all kinds of scores to rb’s the past few weeks.

-Speaking of rb’s that just chug along in a boring but effective fashion, expect that once they get up by two scores Cleveland will engage “Heavy Chubb” mode the rest of the way to the finish line.

Play with your digeridoos down below.

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Doktor Zymm

If you take off the BR, then the Browns are just OWNS, and I think that may be the root of their problems

Gumbygirl

I have somewhat recovered from the Rammit debacle, marijuana be praised!

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JustStopDude

So inexplicably, my employer still has an Xmas party every year but this year of course…its canceled.

This Xmas party is actually fucking awesome.

They do it in an old hotel that looks like the Shinning, but classier.
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Great food and an open bar.

I tell ya…if there was one year I just wanted to get shitfaced at a company party…it was this one.

Doktor Zymm

Can you ask for a home booze stipend?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Always a good idea.

WCS

I know where that is!

Roanoke is still a shithole, though.

JustStopDude

Eh…compared to the places I regularly get sent to, its got its perks. The food scene is unreal for a city this small. My house is dirt cheap. I run 8 miles a day and I have yet to get murder/raped for my wallet.

So better than Northeast Baltimore.

Redshirt

WWE has responded to plummeting ratings and pissed off USA Network by bringing back Charlotte Flair. I respect her last name, but I’ve seen better acting in porno films.

JustStopDude

So if the WWE moves, what exactly does USA Network have to replace it?

clint greasewood

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JustStopDude

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Sharkbait

Ned Flanders approved

Redshirt

Colt McCoy does know that “OMAHA!” isn’t a magical incantation that give you the QB talents of Peyton Manning, right?

King Hippo

u never NOE unless u TRY!!

Doktor Zymm

On the plus side, it also doesn’t make you as flat and boring as Nebraska

Petronel

It infected the offense for sixteen years of Elisha, and they can’t figure out how to get rid of it (kinda like mildew)

Doktor Zymm

Can I shoehorn in this reference? Does Slayton have Kinky Cleats? Huh? eh?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-I8bB3K07c

Spur

Any way to get Anti-vaxxers barred from receiving the covid vaccine? I’d gladly check each persons facebook page (they only use Facebook) before each injection.

Redshirt

No! That is terrible and wrong!

You give them a placebo.

Doktor Zymm

Self-selection is pretty cool sometimes

Recovery Whiskey

The anti-vaxxers will self-deport.

JustStopDude

If I was an NFL QB, I would not be able to resist the urge to just yell out weird shit at the line.

“PENIS BREATH! ON TWO! WHERES THE BEEF! HUT!”

Doktor Zymm

SCAT SCAT SCAT!

Recovery Whiskey

Pretty sure Rodgers did that one

hippofant

Why is Ogunajobi wearing a rear light reflector on his butt?

Redshirt

Ohio law requires it for slow moving objects.

JustStopDude

So he can back that ass up.
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Doktor Zymm

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Redshirt

Those dancing hospital workers make me want to root FOR the coronavirus.

Doktor Zymm

I just feel bad that I have the exact same masks

Redshirt

I return to work tomorrow after a three week banishment. I forgot how to do it though.

ballsofsteelandfury

Don’t you still have the COVID?

WCS

Oh, fuck right off, Coca-Cola. Take that faux sappy Christmas shit and shove right back up your ass.

Redshirt

Damn, that appeared with a +1 preloaded.

King Hippo

I mean, I don’t know WHO the fuck likes that shit or WHY. And I don’t wanna.

Doktor Zymm

Everyone who watched that Redneck reality show

Sharkbait

I’m off all this week. Which sounds awesome, except I’m spending my days packing. Moving sucks

King Hippo

Start a fire or a series of fires.

Spur

this is boring already.

Doktor Zymm

A 2020 thing: I have a permanent burn on my left thigh from my laptop battery

King Hippo

That should get you on the sweet disability payments train, yeah? Also you should get some pills.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv43UsG6fhY

Doktor Zymm

Man, I wish

clint greasewood

Freddie Kitchens cooking early.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Browns don’t have to worry about beating the Giants, the Giants are doing a fine job on their own.

Sharkbait

What the cinnamon toast fuck was that play?

King Hippo

oh Gigantes, you NEVAR go full #ThePauls

WCS

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WCS

Karl Joseph, WVU alum! Woooo!

/I’m a sad, sad person

JustStopDude

Ah Colt McCoy. I still maintain the Pat Shurmur putting McCoy back into the game after getting brutally concussed is the single worst thing I have ever seen on the field involving the Browns. It was a James Harrison hit. They put him back in the game after two plays.

In the huddle, he was facing the wrong way. He threw an interception.

Another team would have had the shit fined out of them.

Spur

Hoke laughs at that bonehead decision

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1mIcYz-DM8&ab

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Colt McCoy saying Omaha is less annoying than any Manning doing it.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Same goes for him being on tv in general

Cecil Rhodes

Wayne Gallman is not the name of an NFL RB. It’s the name of my accountant.

Doktor Zymm

So, is this the first time ever the Browns have been flexed to PRIME TIME?

Spur

will there was that one time I ate Chipotle late in the afternoon and then had a 2 hour deposition to cover.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Joe Webb. That’s it, that’s the comment.

Fronkenshteen

Fuggemup Gints!

King Hippo

#ThePauls Pauling early!

JustStopDude

Starting off strong…

JustStopDude

Freddie Kitchens bouncing back to a head coaching job.

clint greasewood
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Arsenio Hall? Wow I didn’t realize it was 1992

King Hippo

6/10 just too much eye makeup smh

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m not wild about her gigafytes tattoo

JustStopDude

I am fairly certain that this is only the forth, maybe fifth time, that the Browns have played a national broadcasted game.

So naturally I expect them to do wonderfully…
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Bloody Lethal

This gif is mesmerizing. They all clear out in unison.

JustStopDude

There are simply so many questions…like does that guy work there? He should have known the tables were weak as shit. Like how did he see this playing out in his head?

WCS

Was this during a Bills game?

WCS

/three hours later

“Your final score, the New York Football Giants, 40, Cleveland, 3”

Bloody Lethal
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Pretty solid 2020 outcome if the Browns make the playoffs and then Browns themselves in the first round.

blaxabbath

I’m in my FF championship next week. The guy I’m playing next week outscored me by 65 today.

If I lose, it will be because of Fantasy Football Fraud and a conspiracy between Yahoo Sports!, China, and The Shield.

Bloody Lethal
Spur
JustStopDude

So NBC’s legion of analysts are all taking the Browns.

So I am expecting the Browns to be obliterated by four TD’s.

Spur

no way Shep puts up 20 for NYG right?

Bloody Lethal

With Colt McCoy? He’s going to be falling all over the place tonight. Guys got two left feet.

Spur

Colt McCoy has a way of fucking up my “easy wins”.

Cecil Rhodes

Too left hooves, one might say!

Cecil Rhodes

Two!

Bloody Lethal
Sharkbait

I need Chubb to get 35 points tonight.

I’m boned aren’t I?

Cecil Rhodes

I think you might only get half of the Chubb that you’re looking for.

blaxabbath

Yep.

Bloody Lethal
WCS

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King Hippo

Reminder – the MOST CRUCIAL event tonight is in beautiful Costa Rica, where Hippo has heavily praised GAMBLOR in the name of LD Alajeulesne.

Cecil Rhodes

LD Hallelujah? Sounds like you might have Dios on your side.

King Hippo

Gotta say, Fumbelina is maybe my favoUrite nickname now. That’s Good Hustle!

Viva La Tabula Raza

So, I found a couple more episodes of a show I watched some time ago. If you can track it down, Foyle’s War is worth the time investment.

Doktor Zymm

Oh, I watched this! It was good!

Senor Weaselo

Evening lizard people, from mid gig!

Failure at all things, including failure. It is the Jet way.

Sharkbait

Assholes.

Sharkbait

Couldn’t go 0-16 could you.

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