Hey all, how has your Saturday been so far?
Mine was great. I sat around watching football. Saw my alma mater lose another bowl game that they were projected to win, but hey, that’s my life for ya.
I have no idea what to write here. I’ve tried my hand with creative writing, but can seem to consistently come up with ideas…. so here goes nothing……
There once was a lad names Brocky
Who’s life path was considered quite rocky
But after a while…
He said with a smile…
Nothing because because he got hit by a bus because god hates me.
Seriously, my fantasy team lost this week, college team lost this week, and my pro team will probably lose tomorrow.
Hasaturdayve fun and be merry. at least you aren’t me.
As for college football, #5 Texas A&M vs #13 North Carolina. I don’t care for either program, but I hate NC’s basketball program, so go Aggies!
Hickory dickory dock-y
What’s up with this dude named Brocky?
He thinks himself lame
Which is a big ass shame
Because that is a total crock-y
My power went off for no fucking reason, I ran out of firewood last night, and I’m not getting more delivered until Monday. Shit.
Have you considered burning books? No? Good.
They say alcohol doesn’t actually keep you warm, but who ya gonna believe, science or your impaired brain?
Time to dust off the blankets and Gumby, and get cozy.
And the cover happened all is well.
He said with a smile,
I know more than Bettman ’bout hockey.
My girlfriend describes me as “cocky.”
I’m hung like a horse, not a jockey.
At least I’ve been to Lake Winnepasaukie.
Etc.
But my pantry is loaded with Pocky!
Eat all the shit, Mack Brown!
/also kudos to the ACC for the 0-fer
Tonight’s dinner was salmon with the standard issue soy-ginger-honey sauce and blood orange pisco sours. Followed by chocolate chip cookies. 2021 is off to a good start.
Sounds awesome. Leftover pork supplemented with newly cooked onions, peppers, mushrooms and green beans here. And i took some apple cider syrup lady bfc made and created a cocktail with that, bourbon, apple brandy, benedictine, and cardamom bitters.
Did a 24-hour sous vide cook of half a turkey breast. Requires some advance planning but can’t argue with the results. Some roasted brussel sprouts and brown rice.
We had seafood fried rice(sqid rings, shrimp, scallops) with a fried runny egg on top. Still have a couple of pieces of cheesecake singing to me from the kitchen.
He said with a smile
At least my penis is stocky!
shit that’s good
I’m glad you liked it. Hope you feel better soon, it’s been a rough fucking year. Better days are coming.
Do not attempt to jump a buggy into a crater on the moon? Got it Allstate. I’ll make sure to avoid doing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1i8dnAi3X4
12 Warner Brothers employees on the Young Sheldon set have contracted COVID. When asked for comment, a spokesperson said “that’s actually a pretty good week for this show — usually we make millions of Americans want to puke.”
More like Young Shel-DONE, amirite?
I didn’t even need the followup joke; the original image was funny enough to me.
i just love the absurd idea that evangelicals are dumb enough to think aborted children get the courtesy of a gravesite
What do miscarriages get? A little plaque or something?
A pin that reads “Pregnancy Participant”
It’s weird how pro-lifers aren’t lobbying intensely for government funding, or raising private charitable funds, for a massive program of research into how to prevent miscarriages.
Ha ha no, it’s not weird at all.
the fact that immediately thought of making jokes about multiple members of my immediate family really shows how fucked up i i am
Who was guarding the bathwater?!
@Brocky – that limerick was actually really good.
i love the idea of anti joke in the form if a rhyme scheme.
i was watching an old episode of who’s line, they were doing a hoe down, and they were singing about some sort of impact trauma. the comic was singing in a innuendos but instead of the expected rhyme of “fuck” they said rhyme, throwing the whole thing off. I’ve always remembered it.
years later, my go to birthday greeting is some sort of variation on:
?Happy Birthday to you?
?I’m missing a shoe?
?I really suck at rhyming?
?Potato?
god damn that red border looks good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKVCCcnHFw8
why were there NFL games last saturday (and the one before that?) but not today, the day of my daughters wedding?
Mazeltov!
Re: 1/6/2021
Proud boys will be rat packed. Do they honestly think they’re invisible? Or like ants; able to transmit a sonic signal to all bite at once? They are full of Red Bull and beef jerky farts. We will slaughter them in the streets.
January 6th is not the day to confront them.
when you find out HBOMax has batman the animated series
Howdy. Can we just not go back to work Monday and skip right to utopia?
Helluva catch by the T*r He*l.
Gamblor has forsaken me this evening. Good morning, but cap it off with a loss in the evening. Tomorrow is another day to worship although with the Rona and people being rested will be a tricky affair.
I’m watching They Live on peacock and it’s such a fucking good movie! Perfect for 2021.
1st open thread at gun point for Brocky! Huzzah!
The Buenos Aires derby is right now and it is ultra strange with no crowd there climbing the fences. So strange.
Red card for a clothesline??? Well I never.
How does one do an open thread? Do you have to sit and moderate comments? Do you need special equipment?
Remove pants.
Type something while engorged.
Finish. (Both things)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVvXWUAKtus
Nope. Just imbibe whatever you fancy. Say some words and wait for the commentists to show up!
Am inspired.
Has there been violence?
It is a very rough game. No fans, no violencia.
too little
This advice is also relevant to prison.
THIS ORANGE BOWL, I CALL THE LIBRARY BECAUSE THESE U*NC PLAYERS DON’T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THEY’RE SUPPOSED TO DO HERE.
Hasaturdayve fun and be merry. at least you aren’t me.
and I reviewed twice, edited twice, and its still a typo.
It adds to the charm!