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Below please find your Week 17 Quotables submissions.
2020 Quotables – Week 17 (Submissions)
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This is Green Bay’s actual commuter rail system
“I feel like everyone turning up in this open thread should be obligated to make at least one Quotables submission before commenting here.”
I’m only here so I won’t get fined
“What’s White, Black and red all over?”
“What my neck hardy harhar”
“No, Me and your wife last night”
They say past sins come back to haunt you… Now Drew has to live with the fact his favorite team is helmed by a jar of mayonnaise
I AM GROOT
Ain’t no party like a Covid Party because a Covid party dry coughs
It’s this kind of restraint that Titans players are known for, from Rob Bironas to Steve McNair’s mistress.
I’m just picturing Tarvarius Moore spinning around in the middle of the field like he’s trying to become Wonder Woman.
Honestly, this is exactly how I remember Santa Clara looking
6 feet, my man
Still the last dawg pound where you’d ever want to adopt a pet.
That’s a weird ass belt buckle
“Where does it say [REDACTED]s?”
Usually his arguments end with a nice new home and a boatload of money.
Sure when Justin Jefferson does it it looks cool.
When I do it it looks like this.
He went to Jared!
Stupid tablet, is supposed to have the necklace gif.
It’s heartwarming to see that the pandemic hasn’t been detrimental to *every* facet of American life. In particular, late-season attendance at FirstEnergy Stadium has never been better.
“American Express…never steal home without it.”
The majority of the Packers roster wasn’t alive when that film was released.
Well, now I feel old.
Openly flaunting flashy jewelry like this is a good way to get yourself shot*.
*by Wisconsin cops. In the back. With zero repercussions.
/sorry this isn’t much of a joke.
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“You see the way he got all riled up, and then settled back down again? Looks like all our efforts to teach him about his place in society finally got through.” – Board of Education
“ENOD TON NOW? What the hell is that?”
[joins the Navy]
“Eat a ton now? Don’t mind if I do.” — A. Reid
I never tire of the Andy Reid jokes.
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“And I say that England’s greatest Prime Minister was Lord Palmerston”
“Pitt the Elder!”
“Lord Palmerston!”
“Pitt the Elder!”
“Okay, you asked for it, Hopkins!” *TWEEEEEEEET*
Palmerston? Disreally? Yer shitting me.
If this was the Jets, there would have been one player going around in a circle with a very small diameter.
“I think it says League’s Okayest Team.”
Odd time to introduce your new QVC line of jewelry.
Sometimes you need subtle foreplay before the Erotic Smashmouth
Madden 2020 is taking things just a little too far now.
And I say that our universe IS a membrane floating in a higher dimensional space continually colliding with other universes.
“I said you were a NAGGER! This mask makes it so tough to be understood.”
Seriously guys, help me find my contact lens.
This GIF is like the South. Because it’s full of fuckin Cousins.
Aw look at him pretend to know the dance just about as good as he pretends to be a franchise QB.
“Chase Young, stretching out his shirt”
What are two bad things done by Jared Fogle?
Goddamnit, how am I gonna compete with this?
It’s Spam’s world. We just laugh at it.
I find it all to be quite offensive, personally.
(electric buzzing intensifies)
49ers really scrambling to find a field to play on these days.
Too much Stickum
Hey, arent you the guy that flipped off the Trump Train earlier this year???
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