Other half of the bracket to cover. Let’s get started:

In the SHAN’KHOR Region:

34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” defeats 27. “The Stanley Cup is continuing its 53-year boycott of Toronto, if that’s what you mean.” 15-9

33. “[My partner] told me a joke about a dwarf rap[p]elling down the wall of a prison. I didn’t laugh, because it was a little condescending.” defeats 15. “Florida Warden: ‘Hey, you! Get the hell out of this park! You’re not supposed to be here!’ Brady: ‘Don’t You Know Who I Am?!’ Florida Warden: ‘No, not really.’ Brady: [sighs, feels deflated]” 17-9

19. “The protests have reached Cleveland but with the current condition of the city it’ll be social unrest’s first ever beautification riot.” defeats 13. “March was the first school-shooting-free month since 2002. DO BETTER, APRIL.” 18-7

45. “I’m getting more COVID information from Fantasy Football morning shows than the Trump Administration.” defeats 32. “I’ve seen better tackling at Brad Parscale’s Florida residence.” 15-9

And in the DOINK Region:

46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” defeats 29. “The Lions replacing their fans with cardboard cutout has nothing to do with COVID-19 though. It’s suicide-prevention month.” 21-4

39. “No wonder you don’t hear about Falcons players getting COVID, they can’t seem to catch anything.” defeats 9. “Working in a grocery store the week when Shastas were on the sale has been and always be my [V]ietnam” 17-9

5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.” defeats 47. “Like always, Tits didn’t pay attention to the fat guy.” 19-6

3. “Wilson hasn’t felt this much pressure to score since his wedding night.” defeats 37. “Door Flies Open: Come for the camaraderie. Stay for the logistical discussions on teabagging!” 14-12

Which gives our matchups:

SHAN’KHOR Regional Semis

34. “I’m sorry, did someone get addicted to getting every call and break for 20 years?” vs. 33. “[My partner] told me a joke about a dwarf rap[p]elling down the wall of a prison. I didn’t laugh, because it was a little condescending.”

19. “The protests have reached Cleveland but with the current condition of the city it’ll be social unrest’s first ever beautification riot.” vs. 45. “I’m getting more COVID information from Fantasy Football morning shows than the Trump Administration.”

DOINK Regional Semis

46. “Two in the thoughts, one in the prayers.” vs. 39. “No wonder you don’t hear about Falcons players getting COVID, they can’t seem to catch anything.”

5. “I’m shocked Kobe Bryant has passed away, strictly because that would be the first time he has passed.” vs. 3. “Wilson hasn’t felt this much pressure to score since his wedding night.”

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