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Sexy Friday, Belated St. Patrick’s Day edition

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We didn’t really have a St. Patrick’s Day last year and we didn’t have one again this year. Not that I’m that big a fan of drinking overpriced green beer and eating “Irish” food, but it, like Cinco De Mayo and Halloween, is an Americanized bastardization meant to get girls to dress up in skimpy outfits and drink until they make bad decisions.

Which I’m sure everyone can get behind.

We are also back with a new puzzle on the songs! Congratulations to SonOfSpam for correctly guessing that all the songs last week featured rain. Yes, it was inspired by the rain that fell in Southern California.

Without further ado, TO THE TITS AND ASSES!

For those of you prudes that don’t like cheesecake or beefcake, click HERE to skip to the music videos.

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Without further ado, here are the Top Twenty Five Pics of The Week:

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YOU’RE-A-PRUDE

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And now, for the music!

As I mentioned before, I’ve decided that I must take up the mantle that tWBS ran with and help to make this world a better place. I will do this in the one way he couldn’t: By introducing you to good music!

Today we are back to the puzzles! As always, I will give up to three hints in the comments at your request. You try to determine the hidden theme or link between all the songs. Good luck!

Song Number One:

Morrissey – You’re The One For Me, Fatty

Canción Número Dos:

Filter – Take A Picture

Chanson Numéro Trois:

The Smashing Pumpkins – Tonight Tonight

Canzone numero quattro:

Led Zeppelin – Whole Lotta Love

Canção número cinco

Elvis Costello & The Attractions – Pump It Up

Seigarren zenbakia:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ek4k6rZfFsk
The Boomtown Rats – I Don’t Like Mondays

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That’s all for this week, folks! Be good to each other and try to stay the fuck away from stupid people. That’s not COVID-19 advice, that’s just general good sense. See you next week!

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I just opened my inaugural universal yums box, the weird carrot cake thing is tasty.

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yeah right

Is that Italy?

Cuz that was some tasty shit.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Yup. First box is apparently always italian.

/YMMV

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yeah right

Get a good bottle of red for the truffle chips.

Friendly advice.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The pop rocks chocolate is fucking phenomenal

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yeah right

Deep chocolate richness. So very different than our mainstream milked down shit.

And I don’t even like chocolate.

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yeah right

Only 5 years, 7 months and…3 days until retirement!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkWvOcBSzhQ

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SonOfSpam

Can’t wait to visit you in whatever Euro paradise you choose.

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yeah right

Leaning Portugal. Pretty seriously.

I’ve been taking these free very rudimentary Portuguese classes and it’s a lot like drunken Spanish.

In Spanish “Como estas” sounds like it always has but in Portuguese it sounds like “Como eshstash.”

Maybe it’s the Port wine.

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SonOfSpam

Beautiful. Definitely wanna tour Iberia before too long. Wine, seafood, sun…

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yeah right

They are connected to Spain and 35 other non-Brexit countries that allows you to travel and intermingle and it’s on the beach!

The motherfucking beach!

Which has been pretty much required since 1985.

What you spend on rent you save on utilities.

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yeah right

I opened my Universal Yums package and this month’s adventure is confirmed. Germany!

There better be some schniztengruben.

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SonOfSpam

15 is my limit on those.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Did the box come with vitamin e?

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yeah right

Bitte Baby!

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ballsofsteelandfury

Are you watching your Fremantle Dockers?

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yeah right

I can’t find them! I’ve been searching DTV for 3 days. I know they started at 6:45 but where?

So, no I haven’t.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Aren’t you a member? Do the Watch AFL app!

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yeah right

Father Balls?

I have sinned.

You’ve been preaching the AFL gospel for years and I listened but I didn’t HEAR!

I’ve been blind.

I watch every game I can on DTV but I haven’t paid for the app.

I’ve seen the error of my ways and I’ll pay penance and say three “Hail Footie”s and buy the app.

I’ve seen the light!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coFYuHUGbbw

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Horatio Cornblower

An excellent choice.

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yeah right

We’re hopefully getting close to brewery visitations. Just to buy a bottle is fine with me.

Torrance can brew some goddamn beers. There’s also a place here in PEE_DROH called Brouwerijwest that can make a pristine sour.

My old downstairs neighbors own that place and they’ve been shuttered for months.

Hell, my son-in-law probably sold them their first hops.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The COVID protocol at Monkish is amazeballs. You order online, pull into a numbered parking space, text your order number and stall to the crew, pop your trunk, and they load it in masked and gloved.

If I lived closer, I’d have nothing else in my fridge.

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yeah right

The Strand Brewing is pretty fun to visit. Big ass hoppy California IPAs if you like.

Fun vibe. Warehouse building with open seating, food trucks and tons of games.

Been there many times.

A long time ago when we still could visit people we didn’t know.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Ha, we went there two weeks ago and picked up the vanilla paisley stout.

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yeah right

They said there was a vaccine?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I consented to no more basketball after we ate dinner, so the Dr. Mrs. seems to have picked the show that is more unlike college basketball than anything else in the universe: Downton Abbey.

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Gumbygirl

I keep saying I’m going to watch that, but it hasn’t happened yet. Someday!

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Horatio Cornblower

English people get up to shenanigans complicated by a rigid class structure.

Done.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

What is the colonization of India, Alex?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Which is entirely accurate but it’s actually still fun to watch.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

ESPN describes Winthrop as “hanging tough” with Nova. Probably because of all those backstreet cuts they keep running.

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SonOfSpam

West By God Virginia better not get trapped with Morehead after watching Ohio State choke due to Oral.

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Horatio Cornblower

It’d be so unlike West Virginia to get fucked in the ass by someone from Kentucky. Not a cliche at all.

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Gumbygirl

I know! They are all out of focus! Maybe that’s just me

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ballsofsteelandfury

How much weed have you smoked? ??

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SonOfSpam

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Gumbygirl

More than my share! I have to go to Riverside tomorrow to stay with my father in law for a few days, so it’s going to be gummies and a vape. I prefer to smoke it up, but whatchugonnado?

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scotchnaut

“SillyCuse Advances To The Second Round!”

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scotchnaut

Buddy B. does the Jordan Shrug after hitting another ridiculous three. Is this a real world?

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Horatio Cornblower

If I were a Syracuse fan I’d be wanting him to sit down and save some for the second round.

But I’m not so fuck it, shoot it out of your system, Buddy!

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Horatio Cornblower

Former UConn player Steve Pikiell, (might even have graduated with my class, but I’m too lazy to look that up), coaches Rutgers to their first NCAA win in 30 years.

Well, not counting the women’s team, but if there’s one thing we’ve learned from the NCAA this year, it’s that the women’s tournament doesn’t count.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Fuckin’ Pikiells!
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Horatio Cornblower

Finished my book about the American Revolution last night, and I’m pleased to announce that we won.comment image

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scotchnaut

But at what cost?

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Horatio Cornblower

The book is ‘The British Are Coming’ by Rick Atkinson, and with the amount of detail in the book you could probably figure the actual cost, give or take 100 guineas.

(gets in trouble with the Italian-American Defamation League)

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Sharkbait

I’m just about to start that book. How was it?

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Horatio Cornblower

Excellent. I’m pissed I have to wait for the next two, and it’s not like I don’t know how it ends.

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m not kidding about the details either. Atkinson talks about the costs, the amount of food the British needed to keep their army fed, the maneuvers by various parts of each army, battles and skirmishes I had no idea about, (did you know that Washington and Cornwallis fought a second battle at Trenton 5-6 days after Washington beat the Hessians? I didn’t), and the color scheme for the uniforms of various (heh) units.

The amount of work he put into this is insane.

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Sharkbait

The history nerd in me is pleased with this.

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Horatio Cornblower

Jim Nantz seems awfully surprised that Syracuse has outscored SDSU by 30 over half of the game, considering they’re up by 26.

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SonOfSpam

A statistician unlike any other.

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scotchnaut

“It’s ridiculous-everything is going in.”

-Sillycuse fan
-Porn director, at his first orgy shoot

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Horatio Cornblower

Director: “OK, time for the money shot.”

/SDSU player puts it up from deep and sprays it all over the wall

Director: “Goddammit”

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ballsofsteelandfury

Peter North is an Aztec?

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SonOfSpam

Asstech

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Dunstan

-Andy Reid, at a buffet

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Horatio Cornblower

If I were the SDSU coach I would seriously considering putting the scrubs in now.

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ballsofsteelandfury

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scotchnaut

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Horatio Cornblower

This is like watching a car crash. SDSU is determined to come back by chucking up wild-ass 3s, and they will not be persuaded otherwise, results be damned.

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SonOfSpam

(shrug) When they lose, they get to leave Indiana and head back for fish tacos (which in this case definitely means two things).

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ballsofsteelandfury

And hot coeds

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Horatio Cornblower

Gotta figure they can go better than 1-20 with the coeds.

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SonOfSpam

If you go 1-20 with SDSU coeds, you’re Ted Cruz.

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m sure he’s killed more than 20 coeds.

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SonOfSpam

That’s what this says anyway
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

This site has been around for long enough that we have our own version of almost everything under the sun. From DFO Radio:
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

3 of Armed and Hammered’s beers down tonight, what’s up in this world?

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Many of the games during the afternoon made me feel like I was watching the Raiders.

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Horatio Cornblower

I had to temper the STFU with a Treehouse. Goddamn that thing had a kick to it.

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SonOfSpam

Yeah, it was a whole thing. A good thing, to be clear.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I wonder if Eli would get the joke if we sent him a six-pack of Treehouse.

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SonOfSpam

Still waiting to down the last one.

SOON. (but not tonight)

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Sharkbait

I drank two of them this afternoon. Still have the big guns to go

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

STFU and the Duderino are what i have left.

Probably Monkishing next.

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Horatio Cornblower

Monkish is so good.

I’m saving Duderino. Reading the can it sounds delicious.

STFU isn’t bad, but it is a lot of alcohol for a beer. The Jesus is 11.5 and might as well be a Miller Lite in comparison.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

The producer of the songs is Irish

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nice idea, but no.

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SonOfSpam

Jimmy Page produced Zep II.

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

The director of the videos is Irish
/these are all wild ass guesses.

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ballsofsteelandfury

I like wild asses, but no, that’s not it.

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Horatio Cornblower

The Irish have listened to these songs?

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The Irish would get drunk to these songs

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scotchnaut

SILLYCUSE, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

*I very rarely announce that I’m fucked up. I’m fucked up

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Horatio Cornblower

If you can hit better than 15% from the 3 pt line, you’re not as fucked up as the Aztecs.

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scotchnaut

They really confused. They’re not getting their usual looks in their usual spots because of that outdated, boring, dumbass ZONE DEFENSE.

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Horatio Cornblower

I can see why they’re surprised, in that Boeheim so rarely plays it and is never at all predictable in that way.

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Gumbygirl

My niece just found out today she was accepted to the Journalism program at Syracuse, with a $15k annual honors scholarship. She is hella smart!

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup

That’s rockin

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ballsofsteelandfury

Awesome!

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Horatio Cornblower

San Diego State is putting in 30% effort, in sympathy with the NCAA women’s teams.

/Christ, they are awful

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rockingdog

found a funny:

men centering themselves say “do i make you horny baby”

men supporting women say “you’re shagadelic baby yeah”

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Horatio Cornblower

The mere sight of Gerry McNamara has me ready for a fist fight.

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SonOfSpam

I would like a music hint please Good Sir Balls.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Hint #1: The pictures and the songs are related.

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SonOfSpam

Thank you. I guess I must examine the pictures closely, perhaps with no pants.

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ballsofsteelandfury

That is advisable

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scotchnaut

SILLYCUSE, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gumbygirl

Is the theme repitition? Each of them repeats the title more than once, actually way more than once.

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ballsofsteelandfury

Nope. That may just be a happy coincidence.

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Horatio Cornblower

Those “F*CK ME I’M IRISH” shirts are considered consent in whatever zip code Rothlisberger is currently wasting oxygen in.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I should photoshop Amy Coney Barrett into one of them.

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Senor Weaselo

Happy Hippo!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Hey remember when they were gonna ban Tik Tok?

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Senor Weaselo

Happy St. Joseph’s Day, where Madre Weaselo got us pastries and I’m too full to have one. And Hermana Weaselo’s home for me to say hi to for an hour. (She’s watching Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.)

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Sharkbait

I went to catholic elementary school for seven years and I just had to google what St. Joseph’s day was.
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Has she made it to the “Don’t Be A Lawyer” song yet?

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Dunstan

That may be the best song in the series. Though I’m also fond of “Fuckton of Cats”

Just finished the series a couple of weeks ago. It took me a while, because it’s the kind of show that I can only handle in limited doses, even though overall I really liked it.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yeah, bingeing it would be like listening to the Weird Al discography all in one sitting.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Cade Cunningham sounds like the name of a villain in an 80’s teen movie.

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Senor Weaselo

Sounds like the name of every villain in an ‘80s teen movie!

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Sharkbait

The theme is “bands who have never been in my kitchen”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

My favorite St. Patrick’s themed photograph:
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

And then of course there’s my favorite photograph of Ireland.
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Horatio Cornblower

That photograph is, no shit, the first photo where I realized I wanted to have sex with girls. I can literally tell you where I was standing, (pharmacy in South Meriden, CT), who I was with, (my father), and what I did, (stared at the picture for a good ten minutes while he did whatever he was doing, then chickened out and bought a Mad magazine when he came over), when I first saw it.

Did I later ride my bike down and get it myself, like it was some sort of Ocean’s 11 heist? You bet your ass I did.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Andy Reid first read that as “have sex with grills” and while he doesn’t feel quite that way himself, he’s certainly not one to judge.

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Horatio Cornblower

Britt Reid read that as “Have a bunch of drinks and crush some Adderall and then try to drive home anyway”, but who is he to judge?

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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s amazing

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I think it would be fun to print up green t-shirts that say “I MAKE BAD DECISIONS” and hand them out to women at a bar. Maybe as a prize for some kind of contest or something.

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