#NuAIDS Time-Delayed Madness – Round of 64 Thread the Thirdest (with tad of Lesser Footy)

Well, uh, yesterday sure was fun.  Can we DUE EVEN BETTER 2DAY??

Your Premier League morning starts at…4 fucking pm?  And consists solely of Trashbirds and Barcodes?  Yeah, I will stick to hardwood fun, thanks.  It’s on Peacock Premium, for some unfathomable reason.  Hammers/Gooners tomorrow (11:00, Peacock) could be tasty, though.

No, I have no stomach for discussing Everton’s FA Cup quarterfinal against fucking City, down our first AND second-string keepers.

12E Georgetown (+6.5) v. 5E Colorado (12:15, CBS)

Don’t look now, but Legendary Cokehead Patrick Ewing has tasted coachng success, sweeping the #NuBigEast tournament title to snag a dance ticket.  The Buffs losing a nailbiter Pac-Twaaalve championship tilt against Niiiiiiice Beaver?  Doesn’t look so bad now.  This will be less than aesthetically pleasing, all I can predict with any confidence.

13E UNC-Greensboro (+10.5) v. 4E Florida State (12:45, truTV)

My oldest kid wanted to go to UNC-G’s excellent School of Music, but they didn’t let her in.  As a result, she’s had to live in Greenville the last 4+ years.  Fuck those guys, and fuck no-necked Wes Miller.

14W Eastern Washington (+10.5) v. 3W Kansas (1:15, TBS)

Rock-chalk has had some #NuAIDS issues (methinks less than Wahoowa), but very unlikely to be enough to lose to the Iggles.  Would still make me very happy/amused, though.

9E St. Bonaventure (+1.5) v. 8E LSU (1:45, TNT)

It just means MOAR don’t really apply to hardwood exploits.  I always get the Bonnies confused with St. Joe’s.  Yes, I am running out of things to say.

16E Texas Southern (+25.5) v. 1E Michigan (3:00, CBS)

Hey, maybe we get a half of Meeeechigan looking like they’ll join tOSU on the B1G bus back home.  But probably not.

12W UC-Santa Barbara (+7.5) v. 5W Creighton (3:30, truTV)

Oh, this should be on everyone’s “upset alert” list.  Plus, the “gaucho hat” logo is badass as fuck.  Creigh-Creigh es muy overrated.

15E Iona (+16.5) v. 2E Alabama (4:00, TBS)

Yes, this is the “Minuteman Pitino” fixture.  Roll Damn Tide is supposed to have a really good coach, too.  I sense a really good one here.

11W Drake (+6) v. 6W Southern Cal (4:30, TNT)

Will the Love the Drake! movement continue apace?  They didn’t look super great in the play-in round, but I have found that to have very little predictive value over the years.