Your “Where My Bitches At?” Sunday Evening Open Thread

Around here, we like things.

And one of those things, is dogs.

Mine are just a couple of the site’s unofficial mascots.

So tonight we are blessed with a COVID miracle – the second night of the Westminster Dog Show. This weekend marks the 145th iteration of the event – the second-oldest continuously held sporting event behind the Kentucky Derby – which began Saturday at Lyndhurst Mansion, a National Trust for Historic Preservation property, in Tarrytown, New York.

Because when I think “dog-friendly”, I think Cruella DeVille’s place.

Because of COVID restrictions in New York, there are no fans allowed, and I guess MSG was apparently busy not hosting Knicks or Rangers playoff games. So, that’s why they went upstate.

Last year’s winner was a Standard Poodle named Siba,

the first win for a poodle since 1991. Who wins tonight will be anyone’s guess, although the smart money is on little rat dogs like Papillons, Shih Tzus, or some other shitty runt from the Toy group. [Late edit – the Pekingese! Which won the Toy group.]

But who cares – it’s just one more delight on our screens this evening.


Tonight’s sports:

  • NHL:
    • played earlier today
  • NBA:
    • Suns vs. Nuggets – 8:00pm | TNT / TSN4
  • WNBA:
    • Liberty vs. Mercury – 6:00pm | TSN2
  • MLB:
    • Cardinals vs. Cubs – 7:00pm | ESPN / TSN3
  • Copa America 2021:
    • Group Stage – Colombia vs. Ecuador – 7:30pm | FS1 / TSN
  • Westminster Kennel Club:
    • 7:30pm | FOX / Sportsnet
      • Groups: Sporting, Working, Terrier, Best In Show
  • Wrestling:
    • NXT TakeOver: In Your House – 8:00pm | USA / Sportsnet360
      • the Gods have given Jake a Sunday evening present…besides the Cubs.

Tomorrow is going to be shitty, because tonight’s TV is so good. Enjoy!

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A Canadian man-child of indeterminate age, he stays young by selling alcohol at sporting events and yelling at the patrons he serves. Their rage nourishes his soul, and their tips pay for his numerous trips to various sporting events.
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Sharkbait

Was in the land of legalized sports betting AKA New Hampshire earlier. Tossed $5 on Scotland to win tomorrow. Lets go you crazy bastards

yeah right

Hello Cardinals.

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Dunstan

My dinner is less glamorous than the Doktor’s, but I have no complaints.

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Gumbygirl

I’m making a soupie stewie thing with white beans, chicken, carrots, leeks, and collard greens. Smells crazy good.

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yeah right

Ad lib stews are the best stews.

Brick Meathook

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Dunstan

Hey, you ever worked with duck eggs? I picked some up at the farmer’s market today.

I’ll probably just use them for breakfast, but I might try brining a few.

blaxabbath

BYYYYYYYYAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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Gumbygirl

He is correct.

Doktor Zymm

I’m shamelessly eavesdropping and I quite like the people to my right

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

I kinda like these people to the right, the one dude is on pointe

Doktor Zymm

I like 2/3 of the people on my left. The dude is pretentious but the ladies are okay, he’s failing them

Dunstan

Just let us know if you hear any good stock tips.

Gumbygirl

Chris Myers is wasted!

Dunstan

Has Tom Brady been declared the winner of the Fancy Boi category yet?

Doktor Zymm

Fuck yeah venison with a big red!

Doktor Zymm

Got a pic this time

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Gumbygirl

I love venison. The best I ever had was in Scotland, at a 17th century coaching inn on Loch Eck.

Brick Meathook

That dog show is a fashion nightmare

Gumbygirl

It’s like there is a prize for the gaudiest outfit. I love it!

Brick Meathook

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rockingdog

oh shit!!
Nikola Jokić joker is out of the Game!!!
yea Nugs are cooked.

psyched to see the Suns moving on.

Doktor Zymm

Foie is delicious and the fact that geese had to suffer makes it better

herodotus450

People opposed to foie gras have just never met a goose.

Gumbygirl

They are assholes who deserve to be force fed, then eaten.

rockingdog

this suns vs nugs NBA game is Rocking!!!

Brick Meathook

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Ellie
19??-2011

rockingdog

bow wow those sunglasses r rocking!!

Gumbygirl

Enjoying the show?

Gumbygirl

Awww.

Doktor Zymm

Ooh, this Muscat for the foie is gooood

Doktor Zymm

Similar to the typical Sauternes, but better

litre_cola

Bold statement.

Doktor Zymm

Its got the honey flavor but more dimension

Doktor Zymm

The people sitting to my right apparently know the sommolier’s sister who works in finance

Doktor Zymm

They are fluffy fun dogs

Gumbygirl

My sister had one. He lived to be 18, playing all the way.

ArmedandHammered

I imagine one in a field of snow and like the Cheshire Cat, only seeing the eyes and mouth.

Doktor Zymm

I am probably unreasonably excited that its a Gruner Veltliner with the soup

Mr. Ayo

Austria is having itself a day!

Dunstan

They really should get the person who does the dog_rates Twitter account to judge the Westminster Dog Show.

Fronkenshteen

Shit, Ned Beatty died. He was unbelievable as Ed Conner on the show “Roseanne”.

Brick Meathook
Viva La Tabula Raza

He also had a real pretty mouth.
Really liked him in Homicide Life on the Street.

Gumbygirl

Ok, I laughed. Squeal like a pig!

Brick Meathook

Jon Voight had the pretty mouth. Ned Beatty had them little panties on.

Gumbygirl

Kind of Mrs. Roper with a little Phyllis Diller mixed in.

Brick Meathook

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King Hippo

Messi is 100% boning that dog.

ArmedandHammered

My wife asked if they were talking about the dog when they said “Very defined markings of the breed.”

Doktor Zymm

Someone once told me that only loose women drink sherry

Dunstan

That’s why Steve Perry was so excited.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-WpsdC2-Cc

Mr. Ayo

No doubt it was Cecil Rhodes, that rascal.

Gumbygirl

I love it. My Grandma and I used to kill a bottle of it on a Sunday afternoon.

Dunstan

I don’t drink it often, but it’s definitely something I need to explore more. I think it’s one of those beverages where a lot of people only drink the really cheap stuff, then conclude it’s all shit.

litre_cola

Nailed it. I had no idea until a Sherry lover ran me through the 5 types of them. With that knowledge it isn’t always Harveys Bristol Cream, and Dry Sack (heh)

Dunstan

I think I have a similar thing going on with Beaujolais. I don’t think I like it, but I’m not sure I’ve ever had anything other than cheap Beaujolais Nouveau, and I have developed a liking for other light reds, so I probably should take another run at it sometime.

litre_cola

What kind of Sherry?

Doktor Zymm

Oh dear, while most beef is best on the rare side, this is not true of proper waygu, as the extensive marbling needs enough heat to melt

litre_cola

Beaujolais should not be had with beef. Too fruity and light.

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Col. Duke LaCross

‘Berta Beef?

Gumbygirl

I had a friend who used to walk hers while she drove her tiny car. His name was Shuster, he was dumber than a box of rocks, but very sweet.

Dunstan

Was the other dog named Simon, or Wayne?

Gumbygirl

Can you imagine two of them in your house? It would be like having indoor ponies.

Doktor Zymm

Fancy dinner time! Started with a glass of dry rose, next up Jason iberico with a sherry pairing!

Doktor Zymm

Jamon is not Jason, stupid autocorrect has no class

Dunstan

/immediately creates “Jason Iberico” sockpuppet DFO account

Gumbygirl

His friend, Ron Mexico.

herodotus450

Damn, I thought it was a mistake for “Jason Derulo”

Horatio Cornblower

I had a hamburger and a hot dog!

litre_cola

Bet he had sum of dem there napkins too.

Dunstan

It’s a rose day here, too!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

“Most dogs’ll never eat a skunk…”

ballsofsteelandfury

Interesting goal for Colombia. Half the team was offsides but not the guy that counted.

litre_cola

I will take it!

Mr. Ayo

My friend that just moved locally has one. Such an affectionate puppy.

litre_cola

Gorgeous animals, although I do not like the ear pinning etc. Also Dobermans are terrifying animals.

Dunstan

Good album.

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Brick Meathook

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Mr. Ayo

I took delivery of an air purifier this week. It has an app that reports on air quality. My new hobby is farting on it to get a proper reading on my GI health.

Viva La Tabula Raza

Be careful you don’t accidentally squeeze out a shart.

Gumbygirl

Watch out for The Man

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Mr. Ayo

This has been a bit of a self own as it spreads the bouquet far and wide.

According to this device, odor is not a measured part of air quality.

litre_cola

Oh we watched until the real dog show started.

ballsofsteelandfury

Colombia v Ecuador!

ballsofsteelandfury

Also, the NASCAR All-Star race is on FS1.

Mr. Ayo

Not sure I have enough nose candy to do this match justice, but I’ll try!

ballsofsteelandfury

FYI, Ecuador, for some weird reason, is wearing teal and white. They may have gotten into the nose candy pre-game.

litre_cola

They look like a Caribbean club.

Gumbygirl

Lookit this shaggy new guy!

Brick Meathook

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Doktor Zymm

Elastic was invented (or rather, patented) on March 17th, 1845

Doktor Zymm

Tomorrow looks like a stellar Euros lineup. Go Scotland, Poland, and Sweden I think!

Doktor Zymm

*check arrives*
Oh yeah, now I remember why I usually only drink while playing in Vegas.
Seriously though, if we ever have another Vegas DFOcon on the strip, we should just go to a small poker room and all sit at the same 3/6 limit table

litre_cola

*still cheaper than Canada.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Given that the casino makes their money off the rake, would they care?

Brick Meathook

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Frankie
2000-2012

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blaxabbath

Went ahead and Dived On In with solar for the home. Already got my email welcoming me “to the solar family”.

I may have to move on this three day right of recension if this gets any more annoying.

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Doktor Zymm

At least it’s not like the Manson family or the Jim Jones family

Game Time Decision

Trying to watch the COPA game, but they keep showing diving

Doktor Zymm

Gotta score on style, difficulty and execution

Game Time Decision

No clean entries tho

Doktor Zymm

My first go wearing heels in the last few years went okay! I set the bar low, with well-made 2 inch non-spike heels and managed to walk the half mile to the Bellagio with only one small blister!

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Dunstan

That’s funny — I’ve been wearing nothing but heels most of the pandemic.

Brick Meathook

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Gumbygirl

I’m completely over heels. Unless it’s chonky. My fancy shoes are ballet flats.

Doktor Zymm

These are historical reproductions and I’m a sucker for that sort of thing

Gumbygirl

Dogdogdoggydog! Here’s another picture of my good boy, Bear. I miss him every day

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blaxabbath

Bear gives off the vibe of a GOOD DOG.

Gumbygirl

He was America’s Sweetheart!

blaxabbath

Bunch of you all like WrASTLin’ right? Will Summer Slam be a sellout?

ballsofsteelandfury

Eurotrip is on IFC. Full nudity.

Game Time Decision

Tuned in for the nude beach scene aka sausage fest