Your “It’s 4 O’Clock Somewhere” NFL Football Open Thread

Let’s continue to nosh on games, shall we?

Browns/Chiefs:

How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs? My guess is that they need a special teams score and a few turnovers to narrow the scoring gap.

Fins/Pats:

The only jury that football fans would willingly sit on is the one regarding Tua. The catching talent he’s been given is okaaaay, when Fuller comes back from detention, that is. Oof! I just looked at the Pats morbid selection of wr’s. Backups as far as the eye can see, matey. Oh, you weren’t fooled by Agholor’s one-off last year, were you?

Pack/Saints:

I was impressed watching AJ Dillon this preseason. He’s a pilemover with one cutback in his running arsenal and has speed if he’s given space to get going. Henry Lite perhaps? That’s stretching it. Anyhoo, Bay of Green should be fine if Jones goes down.

Broncos/Giants:

As I told Hippo over the phone machines yesterday, Fangio seems to have a thing for rook Kadarius Toney. That just doesn’t make any sense. Speaking of rooks, did Javonte hurdle Gordon for the starter role at rb already? Williams sat the last preseason game while The Commissioner played. I’m reading too much into that, aren’t I?

Let’s watch some more games.

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Redshirt

So does Washington try to get Foles or Newton?

Senor Weaselo

I’m gonna Newton. More likely to feed the FedEx turf monster unfortunately.

TheRevanchist

I am drinking something called The Aviation. I don’t know what it is, but I am wasted.

Dunstan

If it’s the classic Aviation cocktail, it’s usually gin, maraschino liqueur, and creme de violette

Gumbygirl

Purple Drank

King Hippo

Is indeed the CLASSIEST of dranks.

TheRevanchist

I feel classy, so that must be it.

Recovery Whiskey

Browned

Horatio Cornblower

Seared, even.

Gumbygirl

Toasted. Oh wait, that’s me!

Gumbygirl

Baker tantrum!

TheRevanchist

He’s such a little bitch and the reason I hate Cleveland.

Dunstan

THIS ARROWHEAD STADIUM TURF, I CALL IT DOUGH, BECAUSE IT JUST GOT POUNDED BY A BAKER

Horatio Cornblower

Looks like Baker better put his own shoulder pads up at that tag sale of his.

Horatio Cornblower

When the Applebee’s down the street goes up in flames tonight I was here with all of you the whole time, right?

King Hippo

oh, 100%

King Hippo

Are #ThePauls gonna un-Paul this?

Horatio Cornblower

Oh dear god no.

Gumbygirl

I vote no.

Mr. Ayo

Well, there you go.

The factory is fully operational.

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TheRevanchist

Fuck you, Cleveland! Fuck Ohio State. And I cannot express how much I loved WKRP in Cincinnati. But fuck the rest of it.

Viva La Tabula Raza

I like the USAF Museum at Wright-Pat in Dayton.

TheRevanchist

Fuck that, too! Woohoo!

Redshirt

Hey, don’t mess with Yellow Springs! Its practically a Hippie Town and Dave Chapelle lives there.

TheRevanchist

Fuck them, too!

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Viva La Tabula Raza
King Hippo

I will say this is advance – 4 down territory for Miami.

King Hippo

they should naked boot Tua again

Mr. Ayo

FAHK YOU! NAWT FAIR!

Horatio Cornblower

They’re already testing the 7-second delay button on EEI.

Horatio Cornblower

That’s a fahckin’ fumble, that what that is.

rockingdog

found a funny:

Aaron Rodgers returning to Green Bay just to sabotage their season is a tremendous conspiracy theory that I am willing to spread

Recovery Whiskey

Looks like the Factory’s strike is over and they’re working OT to catch up.

Senor Weaselo

It was a holiday, so only a half-day.

King Hippo

So begins The Legend of White Mac

Horatio Cornblower

So ends The Legend of White Mac

King Hippo

I would LOVE for you to be right.

Viva La Tabula Raza
Anthony In TX

Browns are crumbling right at the perfect time for the Chiefs to take over

Anthony In TX

Worth noting: I don’t care one way or the other about the Browns or the Chiefs. Just thought it was interesting.

Gumbygirl

Browns just Brownsed.

Mr. Ayo

#ThePauls!