Let’s continue to nosh on games, shall we?
Browns/Chiefs:
How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs? My guess is that they need a special teams score and a few turnovers to narrow the scoring gap.
Fins/Pats:
The only jury that football fans would willingly sit on is the one regarding Tua. The catching talent he’s been given is okaaaay, when Fuller comes back from detention, that is. Oof! I just looked at the Pats morbid selection of wr’s. Backups as far as the eye can see, matey. Oh, you weren’t fooled by Agholor’s one-off last year, were you?
Pack/Saints:
I was impressed watching AJ Dillon this preseason. He’s a pilemover with one cutback in his running arsenal and has speed if he’s given space to get going. Henry Lite perhaps? That’s stretching it. Anyhoo, Bay of Green should be fine if Jones goes down.
Broncos/Giants:
As I told Hippo over the phone machines yesterday, Fangio seems to have a thing for rook Kadarius Toney. That just doesn’t make any sense. Speaking of rooks, did Javonte hurdle Gordon for the starter role at rb already? Williams sat the last preseason game while The Commissioner played. I’m reading too much into that, aren’t I?
Let’s watch some more games.
So does Washington try to get Foles or Newton?
I’m gonna Newton. More likely to feed the FedEx turf monster unfortunately.
I am drinking something called The Aviation. I don’t know what it is, but I am wasted.
If it’s the classic Aviation cocktail, it’s usually gin, maraschino liqueur, and creme de violette
Purple Drank
Is indeed the CLASSIEST of dranks.
I feel classy, so that must be it.
Browned
Seared, even.
Toasted. Oh wait, that’s me!
Baker tantrum!
He’s such a little bitch and the reason I hate Cleveland.
THIS ARROWHEAD STADIUM TURF, I CALL IT DOUGH, BECAUSE IT JUST GOT POUNDED BY A BAKER
Looks like Baker better put his own shoulder pads up at that tag sale of his.
When the Applebee’s down the street goes up in flames tonight I was here with all of you the whole time, right?
oh, 100%
Are #ThePauls gonna un-Paul this?
Oh dear god no.
I vote no.
Well, there you go.
The factory is fully operational.
Fuck you, Cleveland! Fuck Ohio State. And I cannot express how much I loved WKRP in Cincinnati. But fuck the rest of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lf3mgmEdfwg
I like the USAF Museum at Wright-Pat in Dayton.
Fuck that, too! Woohoo!
Hey, don’t mess with Yellow Springs! Its practically a Hippie Town and Dave Chapelle lives there.
Fuck them, too!
KC update:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzdWPwVTWsI
I will say this is advance – 4 down territory for Miami.
they should naked boot Tua again
FAHK YOU! NAWT FAIR!
They’re already testing the 7-second delay button on EEI.
That’s a fahckin’ fumble, that what that is.
found a funny:
Aaron Rodgers returning to Green Bay just to sabotage their season is a tremendous conspiracy theory that I am willing to spread
Looks like the Factory’s strike is over and they’re working OT to catch up.
It was a holiday, so only a half-day.
So begins The Legend of White Mac
So ends The Legend of White Mac
I would LOVE for you to be right.
Sitrep from KC:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-5a1jRwMko
Browns are crumbling right at the perfect time for the Chiefs to take over
Worth noting: I don’t care one way or the other about the Browns or the Chiefs. Just thought it was interesting.
Browns just Brownsed.
#ThePauls!