Let’s continue to nosh on games, shall we?
Browns/Chiefs:
How does a team committed to a power run game keep up with the Chiefs? My guess is that they need a special teams score and a few turnovers to narrow the scoring gap.
Fins/Pats:
The only jury that football fans would willingly sit on is the one regarding Tua. The catching talent he’s been given is okaaaay, when Fuller comes back from detention, that is. Oof! I just looked at the Pats morbid selection of wr’s. Backups as far as the eye can see, matey. Oh, you weren’t fooled by Agholor’s one-off last year, were you?
Pack/Saints:
I was impressed watching AJ Dillon this preseason. He’s a pilemover with one cutback in his running arsenal and has speed if he’s given space to get going. Henry Lite perhaps? That’s stretching it. Anyhoo, Bay of Green should be fine if Jones goes down.
Broncos/Giants:
As I told Hippo over the phone machines yesterday, Fangio seems to have a thing for rook Kadarius Toney. That just doesn’t make any sense. Speaking of rooks, did Javonte hurdle Gordon for the starter role at rb already? Williams sat the last preseason game while The Commissioner played. I’m reading too much into that, aren’t I?
Let’s watch some more games.
Well, now. I still think Medvedev is going to find a way to blow this, but up two sets and a break is a nice position to be in….
Make that two breaks of serve.
Man, are the ESPN announcers pissed about this. They can’t make enough excuses for Djokovic. He’s tired, he’s 34 years old you know, maybe there’s something wrong with him… they wanted their HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE storyline and they don’t know what else to discuss now.
There IS something wrong with him! He’s an asshole.
Thinking back a couple of years, I wonder how the “Baker Mayfield always drifts right” tendency was solved. Just a tire rotation and a realignment, maybe?
Duct taped him to a chair and forced him to watch his progressive commercials on loop a la “clockwork orange”
Dude ded in Jax’ville
Middle aged man moment. Anyone else hate all of these single digit players on both sides of the ball?
I like the chaos element, but I 100% get confused by it
Bring back numbers over 19 for QB and even it out.
I am not enjoying MIA/NE, but there has been some fantastic DB play, on both sides
Call these refs the Orchids of Officiating cuz they are pulling for the Patriots
Old habits die hard.
I mean, their QB is
wh, I meannot uppit…I mean a respectable citizen once moreChefs look 100% boned here. Seeing some adjustments against the high-octane offense (see also Ball Control Saints aganst Bay of Green)
Me And Peoples-Jones is dumber than fuck.
For clarification’s sake-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKEItVNlYXI&ab_channel=PhiladelphiaInternationalRecords
Is 32-6 a Most Glorious Scorinami?
Nay. For losing teams with 6 points, you need the winning team to either have 39 or 50+
No. 39-6 is, though.
Let us see if sling will let me watch on my phone from Ukraine. The safe money says ‘no’
The safe money is correct
Too lazy to try and vpn at midnight thirty, will check in with y’all later!
I was thinking of sending out a search party!
The Schwartz is with the Browns.
Hippo, you took the under, right?
I only bet on the Donks when I am sure of a loss.
Who’s winning?
You are taking me behind the woodshed in the Freezer Vodka league.
I was just looking at that and I don’t believe those projections for a second
The Chubbdown seals it.
He is killing it. It feels so odd to have a team where the best players are from the Browns, Bills, Rams, and Raiders
Crablegs, crablegs,crablegs
“Good old, ‘Run up the middle on 1st down for 2 yards’, it always works!”
-Giants coaches, 1954-2021
Dimes is 8-10 and I don’t think he looks good.
He was out of bounds goddamnit
Factory of sadness has been outsourced to Atlanta
Fuck right-to-work states.
Let’s have Teddy Ballgame to Court Sutton pls
fading KHunt, nae Landry. That challenge flag was much appreciate
Harrison Jr is an idiot, but can I point out the insanity of a coach throwing hands on a player on the sidelines and the player gets ejected after a phone call from New York?
the Natives must always know their place obvs
Its almost like NFL HQ influences the referee’s decisions.
That’s a td. Bastards.
JIZZIANTS SCORE!!!
LIFE IS SHIT AGAIN
How is the Saints up by 10? I’ve seen Winston play in person and I’m convinced he is colorblind.
The Schwartz is with them.
Cleveland Redacteds 8 – Kansas City Royals 3
…oh, sorry. The score threw me off.
Are the Eagles better than we thought or are the Falcons just that terrible?
Are the Bills contenders or pretenders?
Did the Titans use up all their magic last year?
How many games until Urban Meyer gets fired/dies of a heart attack?
Look for the answers to these and many other too-soon questions on a football website near you!
As The Takes Turn
Falcons bad.
Bills still the Bills
Hippo always said stay away from the Titans
Urban leaves week 6.
I think the Eagles might actually be better than expected. They won’t be good by any stretch of the imagination, but they won’t be blowing goats for pocket change either.
So, not as bad as the Jets, but not as good as the Lions showed today?
Fuck you brocky – Alvin Kamura
Butker looks like a typo for Butler.
Just checking on Redshirt…
Ok, he’s fine.
Damn ectoplasm.
Gettin’ chippy in KC…
“Who has chips?”
— Andy R.
D-O-N-K-S!!!!!
I would very much like to see KC lose this matchup.
Counterpoint: Not to the Browns.
Exactly as planned. (drink Tums chewies from the bottle)
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
Burrow Got Balls!
The Patriots are getting gashed by a guy named Ahmed the day after 9/11. Time for another war on terror.
Afghanistan is available for invasion.
I mean the 3rd invasion will work right?
MISSION RECOMPLISHED!
”Don’t worry — we have ways of succeeding in developing countries where others have failed!”
-Comrade Xi Jinping
WHAT BOLLOCKS!!!! Lookit Cincy
HOW IS THAT NOT A FIRST DOWN?!
Why did WKRP call timeout?
Why call timeout? Win if you can; tie if you must.
IT STANDS WOO!!!!!!
This game is hurting me.
You know you like it.
Feel better now?
Everybody knows that the pain enhances the pleasure.
Raekwon looking more like Tupac out there, amirite?!!?!?
Hey universe , you know how you went out of your way to limit my first round draft pick and team namesake to single digits?
Could you, you know, just do like half of that for Alvin kamura?
SUDDEN CHANGE, someone wake Redshirt!
Redshirt’s black heart grows three sizes.
What heart?
GREAT FACKIN’ RUN BY DAMIEN HARRIS
The rarely seen Penta-Box.
Holy shit, this 9er/Lion game!