Your “More, More, More” Sunday Night Football Open Thread

As I type this Tyrod, Jimmy G and Darnold are having a lovely day. But what the heck is an Elijah Mitchell? I mean, aside from a trendy pickup on next week’s waiver wire. Isn’t Coach Shanny The Second the slyest coach in ever? He sat Sermon and has given the ball to Mostert only twice in the first half. This is the sort of action that enrages the fantasy hopefuls out there. (luckily I’ve no shares in Raheem)

-Zack Moss of Buffalo was a surprising no show. I wonder what’s going on in Daboll/McDermott’s mind?

-The Precious One (Jets qb Wilson) is having a rough day so far at 7-20 with an interception. Welcome to the big city, kidling.

To The Game!

Bears/Rams:

-Dumb coaches pin their hopes on the likes of Andy Dalton and come away disappointed every time. Why do qb’s like this just go round and round the league? Oops, got distracted. Nagy is setting himself up for cries of “We want Fields!” and it won’t end until he’s in there. Why prolong the inevitable?

-Is Stafford going to air it out all year long and revive a moribund passing attack for the Rams? I wouldn’t mind seeing that at all. It might take a bit of time to wash all that Patricia gunk off his game though. I’m sure that when McVay saw Fat Stafford’s qb rating of 123.8 on throws of 20+ yards (Goff’s was 71.5) his eyes popped out of his head.

Enjoy the game folks!

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Gumbygirl

Off to read, goodnight my dudes!

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Yes, I believe this would be an accurate depiction of the colloquialism “still got it”:
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TheRevanchist

In my mind, she does all the fun things and then makes me do things, like redoing the electrical in the garage and pegging, though I am not at all opposed to either if she is involved.

Senor Weaselo

God I hate my dirtball team. How in the same season do you get punked by the little fucking cheater (twice) AND the guy who whined about fans booing? YOU CAN’T EVEN GET IT RIGHT WHEN YOU HAVE THE HIGH GROUND, HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP?

TheRevanchist

If it makes you feel better, I hate your team too.

Gumbygirl

Wow, USC just jammed the signal on the Challenge because Petros was talking shit on them. Loud as hell tone the whole time he was talking, stopped when they started talking about high school football again. Hilarious!

Horatio Cornblower

Giancarlo Stanton just stopped mid-HR trot to shit-talk Francisco Lindor.

No idea what’s going on, but I wouldn’t mind seeing Stanton just fucking up a couple of Mets.

Senor Weaselo

Lindor apparently taunted when he went yard way back. But go fuck them up, Jumbo Package!

/Even you, Dizzy Judge

Col. Duke LaCross

Lindor just hit one into orbit and was jawing and flexing at Stanton as he rounded first.

Fuck that guy.

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montythisseemsstrangetome

Chucklefuck still talkin’?

King Hippo

It’s like taking that bus below 35 mph in Speed, if he stops chattering he’ll die

Viva La Tabula Raza

Well, that game certainly was an appropriate turd to cap the first Sundae of the season.

Gumbygirl

Looked good to us out here!

Brocky

If bears get a garbage time score, I’d likely clinch my fantasy win tonight

Brocky

Cuz I have so many pics

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hippofant

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King Hippo

#HealthyWeight

King Hippo

Did that seal Gumby’s win??

Gumbygirl

Yup, he is happy!

King Hippo

Bearistocrats! calling their timeouts, like they’re ppl!

hippofant

Yeah Collinsworth they’re gonna hard-count the Rams 3 times in a row to pick up the first.

King Hippo

Asking Red Rocket to convert a 4th and 15 is just mean.

Senor Weaselo

Ah, there’s the Aaron Judge season-destroying injury. All those who had “dizziness,” raise your hand!

King Hippo

Yeah, fuck off Kupp! I don’t need to sweat out Waller tomorrow night, thanks

Sharkbait

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King Hippo

I do appreciate the pace of this game. I am quite fatigued.

hippofant

Gotta get in game shape, brotha! It’s a 17-week season now!

Gumbygirl

I don’t know why I’m so tired. I woke up at 10:15 and it’s not even 8.

Brocky

Emotional drain. It catches up to ya

Recovery Whiskey

That was at times competent

Sharkbait

With that run, It looks like the red rocket has been grounded.

Brocky

He is risen!!!

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King Hippo

ah, the old timeout/throw away/FG attempt combo

King Hippo

or not?

Recovery Whiskey

Nagy’s genius just got his own lineman hurt.

Sharkbait

What is the bigger pit of suck? The La Brea tv show? Or the Bears?

Dunstan

Honestly, I’m just impressed that there’s going to be one network tv show that isn’t about cops.

Sharkbait

I’m still waiting for Chicago Transit Authority to join NBC’s Wednesday night lineup.

ballsofsteelandfury

LA Parking Enforcement airs on Wednesdays on The CW.

Viva La Tabula Raza

They haven’t been themselves since Terry Kath capped himself.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Chicago Sanitation will have you glued to your seat. Well, *stuck* to your seat. Not sure what the substance is, but it’s sticky.

yeah right

Fuck yeah every Sunday night used to be Dr. Demento night.
Play fish heads next.

Mr. Ayo

I hate FF so much.

Brocky

More!

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Mr. Ayo

She appears to have lost her shirt. Poor girl.

Anthony In TX

Her loss is our gain

Dunstan

Larry Elder’s television ads are so bad. I’m not talking about their substance or his (lack of) merit as a candidate, I just mean the shitty production values. There are used car dealerships in podunk towns with better ads.

Gumbygirl

I’m so ready for that shit to be over! I returned my ballot as soon as I got it, I should be able to opt out of the ads. And where is my fucking flying car? [shakes fist]

yeah right

I want to personally walk up to that motherfucker and say “You’ve lost your LA privileges.”

I’ll pay the rental to move his ass elsewhere.

Gumbygirl

Dump him out in the desert. He’ll be whining for a government handout then!

yeah right

New mayor of Barstow!

Dunstan

 where is my fucking flying car?

Britt Reid crashed it.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Rose McGowan just introduced him at an event wearing a housecoat and slippers. Seems in keeping with his ads production values.

Brocky

Bears first touchdown of the year
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TheRevanchist

An ass like that needs special treatment. Lots of special treatment and

ballsofsteelandfury

More special treatment

King Hippo

How do even notice the ass when a gal has SHOULDERS that chiseled??

Col. Duke LaCross

She takes her vitamins,

ballsofsteelandfury

I’m sure she gets all the Vitamin D she wants.

Viva La Tabula Raza

That chick has creepy eyes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opaHqLZdesw

TheRevanchist

I didn’t notice she had eyes. Odd