As I type this Tyrod, Jimmy G and Darnold are having a lovely day. But what the heck is an Elijah Mitchell? I mean, aside from a trendy pickup on next week’s waiver wire. Isn’t Coach Shanny The Second the slyest coach in ever? He sat Sermon and has given the ball to Mostert only twice in the first half. This is the sort of action that enrages the fantasy hopefuls out there. (luckily I’ve no shares in Raheem)
-Zack Moss of Buffalo was a surprising no show. I wonder what’s going on in Daboll/McDermott’s mind?
-The Precious One (Jets qb Wilson) is having a rough day so far at 7-20 with an interception. Welcome to the big city, kidling.
To The Game!
Bears/Rams:
-Dumb coaches pin their hopes on the likes of Andy Dalton and come away disappointed every time. Why do qb’s like this just go round and round the league? Oops, got distracted. Nagy is setting himself up for cries of “We want Fields!” and it won’t end until he’s in there. Why prolong the inevitable?
-Is Stafford going to air it out all year long and revive a moribund passing attack for the Rams? I wouldn’t mind seeing that at all. It might take a bit of time to wash all that Patricia gunk off his game though. I’m sure that when McVay saw Fat Stafford’s qb rating of 123.8 on throws of 20+ yards (Goff’s was 71.5) his eyes popped out of his head.
Enjoy the game folks!
Shit, am I gonna have to start paying attention now? At least Monty looks good, since he’s on my money league team (and CE-H looks like a complete passenger again in 2021)
And Jason Peters’ hip has officially crumbled to dust.
Allow me to keep beating the dead horse but Cole Kmet really needs to petition the league to allow him to wear 94.7 as his Jersey number.
Call me when the Bengals sign a player named Wkrp
Do people just hang out around the stadium or is it just LA fans have no interest in teams not the Lakers.
Yes.
I was just thinking about the people they showed sitting field level, inside, not paying attention to the game. Those seats are thousands of dollars. Im guessing they got them for free. My ass would be out there the entire time to make up for it.
Even most of the Lakers games have sparse attendance during the 1st and 4th quarters.
There’s a good amount of people with no buy in here. Rams were alright but never had full throttle support from LA.
Most of these motherfuckers bought tickets to say they were there.
Many moons ago, when I was 8 or 9 years old, and I liked the Rams because of Roman Gabriel. I even had a poster with him on it.
Gumby too. I remember the boys in my school always wanted to be him when they played parking lot recess ball. He was cool.
No one at field level cares about the game. They’re there to be seen at the game.
First game ever@!
So disappointed we didn’t get a quick kick on 3rd down there.
Some Detroit PTSD for Stats
Should’ve been a PI
Did no one else see the graphic during commercial that had Rams 31 Bears 29 with 10:00 left in 4th qtr?
I think your time machine experienced a glitch
Da Bears are not scoring 3 more times.
Does Justin Fields have a playing time bonus in his contract?
Either that or the offensive line is so bad, they’re going to sacrifice the last embers of Andy Dalton’s career to avoid Joe Burrowing Justin Fields.
I think you nailed it right there. He would get killed.
Nice rack, Kelly Stafford.
Fuck her. I wonder if she thinks Southern California is a COVID dictatorship like Michigan was.
I’m going to ride Gay to victory.
what the what?
I don’t get it. They need to add more labels, like Ben Garrison’s comics. He’s really funny. And smart. So smart.
I’m questioning how they got 1784 as America’s birthdate.
Ratification of the Treaty of Paris, officially ending the American Revolutionary War.
Are they nuts dragging Virginia into a full stadium?!
Attempted murder? Who gets the team when she heads to Valhalla?
One of her idiot kids probably
https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/1437218639606861825
His momma makes some deece cookies.
Guess this is gonna end up just the way I expected, what with poodle pecker at the helm for the Bears.
And I’m losing my ff match already because matt nagy is a fucking moron
Just imagine if this game was occurring at Soldier Field.
This is the worst O-line we’ve had since the Martz era.
QB1 stinks!
Where ever Dalton goes, that “Quick Horizontal Pass to the WR that Goes Nowhere” play follows him.
……
I keep see single-digit or teens numbers and my mind is thinking them of QBs from the past.
“#8 gets the handoff”
“Why is Grossman at RB?”
I’m annoyed Taco Bell stole our sandwich schtick.
We should sue.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_9ATQFgu9o&ab_channel=NickTooley
In case it wasn’t reported here at DFO:
Look: Extremely Gross Scene At FedEx Field Today (msn.com)
“Wouldn’t it be cool if something fell from the stands on *us* today?” – WFT fans, watching the #HardRockCat video
UAB is opening their new stadium soon, but they play at ancient Legion Field, where cascading sewage is a feature, not a bug.
Does it matter at all that Stafford played the Bears 24 times in the last 12 years?
Did it matter when Jacksonville, Baltimore, Tennessee and Pittsburgh kept making the playoffs in the late 1990s and early 2000s?
Couldn’t hurt.
That’s my fantasy kicker
Why is my avatar up there in the upper right?
*Pulls pistol and shoots car radio.*
“FUCKING STRAWBERRY”
I see mine. Gotta be a glitch in the Matrix.
To indicate that you are logged in.
Why was the kicker the last person on the field for the Extra Point? That’s your job!
NFC West gonna be a thing
hot take;
49ers end up winning the division
Godfuckingdammit
6 folks already out of Yeah Rights eliminator challenge.
My “Follow the Jets” strategy from last year paying off already
At the rate Baltimore’s ACLs are a-snapping, I may be next.
Woooo!
Holy shit.
Huh. Interesting.
Primetime Andy, folks.
*credit to Redshirt
He sure done called it.
No mustache can hide your true identity big red
There’s a guy on the Bears named KMET. Dr. Demento approves.
God: fuck you brocky. And your fantasy team
Oh shit its justin!
I found her Instagram. Holy shit, man.
https://instagram.com/kenziiihope?utm_medium=copy_link
I am not loving my “Loser” pool pick right now.
Jeez, Dalton’s benched already?!
Did they fix the Rams’ white jerseys? They seems slightly less “an affront upon the Lord”.
I think they got rid of the nasty greyish ones.
No, this is a new “throwback” jersey.
They’re still gonna wear those stupid
dirty dishwater gray“bone” ones this season.Collinsworth is the worst coloUr commentator in the league and it isn’t even close. I could listen to Romo for hours as opposed to this chucklefuck. SHUT UP AND LET US WATCH CUNTBAG.
He should have his skin removed with a potato peeler, then fed to fire ants.
I know this is weird, but I hate Al Michaels so much that Collinsworth is barely on my radar.
But then where will we get our USRDA of growling shouted inanity?
Where???
Chucklefuck is the ONLY proper term for CC.
TV viewers watching SNF’s opening video:
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE THE POOL, MAN
Being the dog’s pillow. PRIORITIES.
Stafford looks healthy. I guess not having to eat MRIs issued by the Ford family will do that.
Damien Harris fumbled and basically kicked me in the dick, metaphorically speaking. I WILL be suing for emotional damages.
Pats looked decent. If they can hold onto the ball, they win today. Bill’s gonna murder the offense this week in practice.
Took almost an hour to get through bridge traffic today. But I’m back home now. Damnit shoulder season cape traffic sucks
Andy Dalton is this generation’s Trent Dilfer. He won’t win the games by elevating everyone around him, and everyone will question why he’s still around the NFL. But if you surround him with talent, he will get the ball to the playmakers.
Sadly, since he’s playing for the Bears, we’re going to get Primetime Andy tonight.
He better be cromulent, I need all the Stafford to Higbee/Cupp I can get!
Not sure what S.E. Cupp can do for you in this game.
Gumby needs 18 points from Stafford to win his game.