Your Sunday Night Football Open Thread

To The Game!

Packers/Niners:

-Running back attrition, thy name is San Franny. Seriously though, the Giants went through a similar injury mess a few years ago-multiple injuries through multiple positions much like the Niners are going through right now. What they ended up doing was letting go most of the strength/training staff, de-emphasizing heavy lifting and focusing on stretching and lighter lifting during the season.

-Ok, problem solved. But who do you pick to take carries away from Trey ‘recently escaped from the doghouse because there were no other options’ Sermon? Will it be Jacques Patrick, Trentonn Cannnon or Kerryonn Johnnson? Somebody among that trio is going to vulture a TD, that’s for sure.

-Trey likely is the only player ever to have a 1:1 carry to concussion ratio.

-Do you recall Rogers stat line from last year’s meeting? The Aloof Goof was 25-31 for 305 yards and 4 TD’s.

-Jimmy G is doing just enough to not lose but if the Niners pick up the L here and Lance doesn’t get on the field again like last week vs Philly, will Shanny Jr. second-guess himself? Kidding! Coaches don’t ever admit that-not to the public anyway. Still, it looks like the rookie qb’s deployment is game situation-specific and Jimmy and the 25 million dollar albatross around his neck will remain the go-to guy. Pity.

Now go do some pecking on y’alls keyboards.

 

 

 

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Horatio Cornblower

Rodgers hasn’t been this happy since Shalene Woodley got her learner’s permit.

SonOfSpam

Thought you were gonna go with “suggested pegging” but you may be a better person than I which is a really really really low bar.

Sharkbait

“Someone say bar?”
–Britt Reid

Horatio Cornblower

“Someone say pegging?”
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TheRevanchist

Is let her peg me, but I won’t let her make me watch one of her movies. A guy needs to have standards.

Gumbygirl

That was quite the football day! And a very nice birthday indeed- thank all of you for celebrating with me!

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Sharkbait

Happy Birthday!

SonOfSpam

Happy, let’s say, 32nd!

Horatio Cornblower

All these beers I drank were for your birthday.

TheRevanchist

Me being on only a tad today just got this news of your birthday. I will celebrate with another drink before bed. Cheers to you!

SonOfSpam

THAT was a hell of a finish.

clint greasewood

After the game A.Aron is going either to The Tenderloin to score heroin or he’s going to The Castro to score some ass.

SonOfSpam

“I’m going to Disneyland!” except not that.

TheRevanchist

Wow! A tough home loss. Hahaha!

Horatio Cornblower

I left about 4 comments on the early thread after coming back from the Yankees game, and this delicious beer is why.
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Gumbygirl

Petronel, you still watching? Crazytown!

WCS

Probably better she didn’t…

Horatio Cornblower

Cris talking about how rare it is to come from behind with Aaron Rodgers and Olivia Munn is absolutely laughing herself to death right now.

King Hippo

Good thing for GB that Davante totes doesn’t have a concussion and can play this series.

Gatoraids

scored too soon

TheRevanchist

The odds are against Olivia Munn’s ex, but he knows a thing or two about finishing.

King Hippo

u rite

Horatio Cornblower

‘Things I never said in high school’ for $400, Not Alex

King Hippo

HAHVAHDDOWN

Col. Duke LaCross

In case somebody is looking for something to do…

https://twitter.com/sellinbooty/status/1075888681695801344?s=21

Sharkbait

Hope they got the insurance

Horatio Cornblower

Like there was a real name involved anywhere in that transaction.

Sharkbait

Legit surprised there was no DPI on that.

King Hippo

One last chance for redemption. And no Extra Time, thank you Jeebus.

King Hippo

Matt LaFleur turned into Lovie Smith so gradually, I barely even noticed!

King Hippo

Poor Jeanine. So harried.

Sharkbait

BLEERGH demands an extra feast day this week

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Welp, I’ve been *permanently* banned from the nfl subreddit.

Here’s what did it:

>[Palmer] Chiefs announced Andy Reid was feeling ill, so he did not address media out of caution. I can confirm he left the stadium in an ambulance. Players didn’t know he wasn’t feeling well and were told he should be ok. Everything is pointing toward the Chiefs taking every precaution.

RTD: Well that’s certainly safer than letting his son drive him home.

I REGRET NOTHING!

Last edited 3 years ago by Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
Col. Duke LaCross

That’s fucking awesome.

Sharkbait

It wasn’t even a shot at Andy! It was a shot at his kid, who has a history of having too many shots and driving home

King Hippo

a completely fair shot, no less.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Myself (artist’s conception)
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Horatio Cornblower

Spartan mothers would tell their sons to either come home with their shields or be carried home on their shields after a glorious death in battle.

RTD came home in glory.

Gumbygirl

You do us proud!

King Hippo

Who didn’t want the refs to be the entire stpry? SO EXCITE!

King Hippo

Christ, I can not abide Extra Time. So. Sleepy.

King Hippo

Um, what protocol??

Gatoraids

are you Davante?

King Hippo

We both aren’t sure