Your “Time (And The Games) March On” Sunday Afternoon NFL Open Thread

I’m all for a slate that is 50% interesting. Meh, they’re all fine and dandy when one is playing the fantasy ball, really. Let’s see what’s on tap…

To The Games!

Cards/Rams:

Rarely has a trade met expectations the way that “Stafford to the Rams” has. So far. McVay, finally having a qb that can make every throw (and is tickled pink to be on a team that doesn’t have 70 years-and-still-going Losing Culture) has opened up the playbook and opposing teams have been caught flat-footed. Fatt has responded with a 9TD, 1INT, 942 yards stat line. Someone has to get the L tonight and the numbers say Arizonny-McVay is 8-0 against them.

Seahawks/Niners:

Both these secondaries suck balls so expect to see them flying. Kittle has had a nice run but he seems to be the guy that is going to have nagging injuries the rest of his career. Maybe it’s just me. As for Seattle, The Legion of Boom is long gone and teams can run/pass on them with impunity these days.

Ravens/Broncos:

A sticky D, a weak sked and surprisingly ubercompetent play from Teddy B have Denver sitting pretty at 3-0. Now comes the hard part. That run D that limits teams to 3.1 per go now has to deal with a ‘More hard ground game that cruises to the tune of 4.9 per.

Steelers/Packers:

Expect rook rb Najee Harris to fade at some point if he’s going to be utilized like this for any lengthy period of time. He’s played 96% of available snaps so far. Congrats to those of you that passed on an rb and grabbed Davante Adams in fantasy-especially in PPR. Over the last two weeks he’s given you 20 grabs and 253 yards. Here’s a stat for you-in Pitt’s last 11 games they’ve been outscored 64-6 in the 1st quarter. That lone 6 points? It was a interception run in by Joe Haden. Gah!

Enjoy what’s on offer.

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King Hippo

Jalen Ramsey, dressed up to rob some houses after the game.

Doktor Zymm

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rockingdog

LoL

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Game Time Decision

Eating alone in a restaurant suuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuuuuucks

WCS

Yinzer Farms remembers…

Brocky

So now that I lost eliminator this week, do I keep playing or am I done?

Gatoraids

no you’re coach but…

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King Hippo

Murray? Sadly present.

Brocky

Thank you titans for validating my eliminator concerns:

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Doktor Zymm

Teh Ben can’t get around very well without his walker

Gatoraids

Dan Marino going to challenge him to a race after the game

Warthog

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rockingdog

Go Banana!

King Hippo

It’s time to sit The Ben down, and tell him about the rabbits.

herodotus450

He already has a rabbit, he loves it so much and he calls him George

herodotus450

Alongside pro-lapse fans when Josh Gordon goes back to rehab.

Warthog

Welp. I can now move the Dolphins back into the category of teams to pick against to keep going in the eliminator challenge.

Doktor Zymm

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Viva La Tabula Raza

Unipaca? Unipuga?

Redshirt

Let’s see for the afternoon game, I’m getting the old QB that is too stubborn and selfish that he won’t retire for the good of the team. Also, Ben Roethlisberger is playing in this game.

Brocky

A good post, but I would have included allegations

ThePirateSloth

I’m catching up to live on the Seahawks game, but WHOO I LOVE 3 AND OUTS ALL DAY OFFENSE FUCK YEA IT GETS ME SO GOTDAMN HARD

King Hippo

Holy cats, how great it is to see the Mile High crowd shake the TV cameras again.

Viva La Tabula Raza

**stadium collapses**

rockingdog

Hell yea!
That’s Rocking! 💯

Col. Duke LaCross

Fucking Tits.

Mr. Ayo

Nailed It!

— B. Walsh

WCS

Someone get the sharp objects very far away from DonT.

Redshirt

HAIL SHAN’KLOR!

Gumbygirl

Woo jets!

TheRevanchist

Does this make the Jets still the worst in then league? So much controversy

Anthony In TX

Well done, Tits

King Hippo

Tanny Fanny sure tried to take a sack.

Redshirt

I want time to run out on the Titans first drive of OT.

Doktor Zymm

Not a kicker doing kicking in SF! It seems they are still serving Malk in the Niner’s cafeteria. comment image

King Hippo

DRAW DRAW DRAW, WE WANT A DRAW

rockingdog

LoL
That would be ROCKINGGG!

Doktor Zymm

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King Hippo

Tits/Jest, the Game of the Season. Just as we all predicted.

King Hippo

Van Jefferson likes to RRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!

/yeah!

Brocky

Ngl, the legs on that cheerleader in the sideline shot of the jets coach,

I see you

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King Hippo

oh, Mormon Sex Cannon, you beautiful idjit

Fronkenshteen

Oh just put a chip in the footballs for gods sake.

Doktor Zymm

That would be far to easy and accurate

Anthony In TX

(posted to Facebook from Doris’ iPhone)

WCS

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Doktor Zymm

Ballsitchmore is continuing their strategy of using bingo draws to determine their rb touches

Anthony In TX

Incidentally, that’s my pornhub search word

Fronkenshteen

Murray’s arm strength reminds me of Vick. Fucking effortless.

Doktor Zymm

Amazingly enough, conservatives probably don’t see the oil spill in Huntington Beach as divine retribution for the fucked up mask/gag signs the early antimasker protester used last year during the first wave of Covid

Brocky

I need the jets to win to justify my logic of not picking against them

ballsofsteelandfury

/ God looks up from his book

Spur

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Anthony In TX

That’s not an alpaca

Doktor Zymm

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Anthony In TX

THAT’S an alpaca

ballsofsteelandfury

Yahoo does not believe that a Jets RB could possibly score a TD and has given Michael Carter no points for the day.

Brocky

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Brocky

Yeeowch

ballsofsteelandfury

Did they name him “Balls”?

hippofant

These some crazy endings on this early slate.

Doktor Zymm

I am really enjoying the last minute of Team/Atlanta

Brocky

Lions killing themselves with an offsides is pretty funny

rockingdog

Found a funny;

adult man typing “sips tea” into the giphy search bar

Doktor Zymm

That was a pretty sweet TD jump for Team

Spur

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Fronkenshteen

What the christ is he eating? Besides spider venom.

Gumbygirl

I think it’s a bleeding tooth mushroom.

Spur

Nice win for Dallas

Gumbygirl

I have the Steelers game. I’m watching the Rams.

ballsofsteelandfury

Smart move. I’m going to watch it for the both of us.

At least until I get disgusted and change the channel.

O/U is mid-2nd quarter.

Brocky

I avoided the potential jets trap game and picked the saints over the giants.

Gumbygirl

Whoopsie!

rockingdog

Alright…
Gotta have Russel Wilson and deandre Hopkins each roll in like 4 tds and 300 yards if I want to win fantasy football this week

Goooooo Football! 🏈

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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My ff opponent left Cordarelle Patterson on his bench

rockingdog

So is the coaching staff of the falcons actually smart enough to continue to feed that dude the ball?

Or nah?