Look, I’m tired but I’m also much too proud to ask anyone to cover for me here. Why? Because, like ol’ Double-J, I’d rather put up a pile of garbage molded by [holds up two ashy appendages] THESE HANDS! [lowers aforementioned appendages] than go all…well….all…look, John Gruden knows what I’m talking about with this picture of billionaire owner Bryan Glazer, about it.
So I’m just gonna leave your submissions here and your Week 5 Quotables results are below.
Current situation: Mrs. Fozz out at parents’ house. three kids here. good friend coming over. two glasses of Elijah Craig down.
Things might be bourbly tonight
Can’t wait
THIS GUY BLAXABBATH, I CALL HIM BUD SELIG BECAUSE HE WANTS EVERYBODY TO FORGET WHEN HE USED REPLACEMENT PLAYERS IN THE PAST
Earlier today I was getting some weird error message like “Nonce is invalid,” and I was wondering if the DFO server was speaking Middle English or something.
I firkin hate that!
Did someone say merkin?
No? Well can I still sell you this gently used merkin?
This is good stuff:
Well, if you’re going to have a merkin, you’d want it to be velvet.
ONLY THE FINEST FABRIC FOR MY ERSATZ PUBES!
(writes down “Ersatz Pubes” on 2022 FFL team name list)
I saw Ersatz Pubes open for the Sex Pistols once.
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Ertz trade news? ERTZ TRADE NEWS!
That’s right. Julie Ertz is going to move a lot closer to me with her soon-to-be-divorced-from husband being traded to the Qards.
LoL
Horatio’s submission was incredible.
Looking like a career year for HorCorn if he can stay healthy.