What did we learn early? I’ll tell yew wut!
- Everton is vile shite.
- Steerfuckers North is vile shite (but still won eventually).
- JV WKRP did not earn the style points they may need later.
- 2121-22 is a challenging season for Bernard Gilkey and the lads.
- Oh my, when City show up loaded for bear. That was a beatdown.
- I shit you not, both Illinois and Northern Illinois have head coaches fatter than Andy Reid.
- Each morbidly obese coach got a dramatic win.
- Hippo’s Four – UGA, tOSU, JV WKRP, Bama
I warn y’all, there is NO tweaker fixture this week. Not by my omission, I assure you. DO BETTER, JV NFL!
San Diego State (+3) at Air Force (7:00, CBSSN)
JV Boltmen! have been living dangerously, and as such, they get to be road dogs to the Zoomies. Any chance of snow? I am too lazy to look it up.
NC State (-3.5) at Miami-FL (7:30, ESPN2)
Oh man, that shit-pushing-in of the Massholes last week was the worst, because now I have bought in. I foolishly think we could head into Winston-Salem 13 November, and the chips all be in the middle (to win the Division). Why do I torment myself this way? It’s just how we Wolven Sort roll.
Southern Cal (+7) at Notre Dame (7:30, NBC)
It would be mighty nice if Troi Boiz had the pride to step up this week, and salvage a bit of their good name. But they don’t, and won’t.
West By God Virginia (+4.5) at TCU (7:30, ESPNU)
PRAY FOAR WCS. Because MOAR blood FOAR the Bloodeyes God seems in store.
Utah (-3) at Oregon State (7:30, PAC-12)
Holy shit. This is a very intriguing, no doubt watchable matchup. That nobody will watch, because they put it in the crowded window and left the tweakers holding their bollocks.
Whoa
This MLB World Series is gonna be btwn two teams who are from the former Confederacy.
Atlanta vs Houston!
It’s pretty annoying.
Home from a night out in Hollywood and one of the greatest meals ever.
I am as happy as I could possibly be.
It’s nice to be pampered.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You deserve to be feted.
You figure out if you deserve to be fellated.
Happy Birthday old fella!
“It sure is!” – David Vitter
/talk about a blast from the past…
I’m so tired, can’t imagine why. At least I don’t have to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow.Now if only my house wasn’t full of tribbles…
Welp, it’s cheating baseball vs. cheating democracy. YOU’RE WELCOME, AMERICA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFiIO9L9Nlg&ab_channel=billyjoelVEVO
My intro music. I love yinz.
You doing alright, man?
Redshirt, if you’re still lurking around. ….
I dont wanna hear you complaining about OSU.
Like ever.
I’m not bitter
https://youtu.be/1OTsLn7VugQ
Two outs away from the Atlanta-Houston World Series that gives Rob Manfred nightmares.
Holy shit. WVU won? Really? This must be the Upside Down.
There’s still NC State doing NC State things.
I’ll believe it when WV goes blue
I imagine the breathing problems related to coal dust will make a significant number of them turn blue at some point, but the important thing is that Joe Manchin lives in a houseboat.
Back when Randy Moss was playing at Marshall, they decided to have a WVU/MU football series. IIRC, it was WVU/MU/WVU/winner of the best of 3/Charleston. Marshall didn’t even get kissed when it got that bit of buttfuckery. Manchin was governor at the time, and I’m convinced (by no facts whatsoever) that he was behind this. So fuck him.
I’m not a WVU hater, but I did get a laugh when Rick Rod outsmarted himself out of WVU’s chance to play for the national championship. That POS Manchin was there to accept the invitation, but it didn’t work out that way and he stomped off in a huff. That was pretty sweet. I couldn’t laugh too hard, though, because my wife is an ‘eer, and I didn’t want in the doghouse.
Runners on 2nd and 3rd with nobody out and the Dodgers can’t even get a single ball in play.
Poor at-bats, too.
Like any good LA fan I’m absolutely enraged when one of our local teams fails to win a championship within fifteen minutes from the time I’ve started watching them.
Just got a frost warning for tonight, so I’m going to go out and get the last of our tomatoes, and really piss off Tom Brady.
We would like to apologize for stating earlier that Alabamama – Tennessee might be a good game.
Hippo also regrets getting out of bed today
That’s different from the other 364 days how?
fine point
I think there are fewer people in the stands than points scored by OSU (54)
UConn’s own, Sue Bird, ringing in the Seattle Kraken
https://twitter.com/hayyyshayyy/status/1452097203691048965
Am I angry that she’s not using her fame and many, many gold medals to bring a hockey team back to the state that gave her her start?
Yes. Yes I am.
Tennessee hasn’t been this embarassing to the South since Appomattox.
Okay Appomattox was and is apparently in Virgina. I could have sworn Tennessee, maybe Arkansas.
All them Johnny Reb states looks alike
Plus Tennessee elected Marsha Blackburn to the Senate, so they’ve actually been much more embarrassing much more recently.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cz2CAtExXgQ&ab_channel=TheOutlaws-Topic
I member a few years ago Clamson played a shortened 4th quarter against some pitiful opponent; I propose we forgo the entire 4th quarter of this osu-Indiana embarassment.
Sure, why not?
https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1452092030629335041
This needs the Balls 25 questions treatment.
We may need 26.
My main question is why aren’t they wearing see-through teddies?
That’s the amateur pillow fighting, ya dummy.
https://youtu.be/IDKNnvD9LyM
From what I can tell, Ohio State has pulled everyone except the starting QB.
Did FanDuel really just put out a commercial using the phrase “my service hog”, or am I hallucinating before finishing my 2nd beer?
Lyndon Johnson chuckles knowingly
Hog in Chief
NEVAH ask him for the time! Him or Mr. Berle.
Best thing about USC football? The Song Girls.
You’d think USC would teach their players to count to 11. They’re not U*NC, for crying out loud.
Brian Kelly is standing between two girls who are holding up boards with numbers on them, and you cannot convince me it’s anything other that making sure he knows what the current wind speed is.
Wow! OSU has a Punter?!
Selected by lottery from the student section.
Neither jv or profoot have anything viewable this week. What the F@CK NEILSENOR‽ what did we DO‽
Hey, Bears-Bucs should be HAHAHAHAH I can’t finish that sentence.
There’ve been some good games today, just unexpectedley so. Alaborma-Tennessee could be interesting too
THIS USC O-LINE, I CALL GREAT VALUE CONDOMS BECAUSE THEY DON’T PROVIDE THE PROTECTION YOU’D EXPECT FROM SOMETHING NAMED TROJANS
Montreal Canadian Hockey Team scored more points tonight in one game than the rest of the seson combined, 5 games.
So, like, 1 goal?
Guess I’m not the only one who misses the Whalers.
HOWYADOIN’ BOYS!!!! Vipers played to a draw. Fronkensteaks came out juicy and tasty. Two girlfriends remain, and will be showered with breakfast food to make up for my kids’ morning behavior. NO!!! THAT IS NOT TARGETING AGAINST NOTRE DAME!!!
It’d be kinda neat if that LiMu guy was involved in a Helicopter Crash.
He died as he lived. Annoying, with his dick up that emu’s ass.
I’ve actually seen him perform with the Groundlings once or twice. He’s funnier there.
4th string ohio state defense still dominating 4th sting Indiana quarteredback
Almost like even a FITBAW powerhouse like IU ain’t go 4 deep at quartered back, eh?
If your family name was “Rising” how could you NOT name your son Mister Mojo?
Maybe they pronounce it “Rizzing,” Don’t fit so well then.
then I guess…sommet in Snoop Dog-ish?
Remember when he was Snoop Lion?
Fo’ sho’ rizzle.
4th String QB Alert at Indiana!
Oh my, when City show up loaded for bear. That was a beatdown.
Especially since the largest game animal in the British Isles is a water vole or something.
(I just pulled that out of me arse.)
How did the water vole wind up in your arse?
dirty little whore was asking fer it!
It had some Richard-Gere-gerbil DNA in it’s genetic mixture.
“2121-22”? If you have access into future sporting events, you need to share with everyone else. You know the DFO Bylaws!
Gamblor has forsaken me again.
“Really!?! Oh, you said foresaken. I heard something else.”
-T. Tebow
Just back from Rocky Mountain National Park, excited to do nothing this evening. What’s the haps?
Vaccine side effects suck, that’s the haps.
Beats spending three weeks sucking on a leaf blower and then dying, though.
Good company, though.
Did you have their oysters?
Did you take the Rocky Mountain Way to get there?
—J. Walsh (not the asshole congressman).
Are you Rocky Mountain high? I am.
Team Secular Big Love might be legit.
I think they should run a bunch of terrible games on ESPN-
My Illini beat PaedoU!
I hope JoePA is spinning in his child rapist protecting grave.
QUACKERS!!
[wistfully imagines a big bag full of duck-flavored crackers] – Kolton Miller
We really are livin’ in TMR! world, 24/7
Just wait until you see how shamelessly I promote my Halloween post this year.
laugh track intesifies
Read that as “dick-flavored” first time through.
One more reason to hate the Quebecois: they sing the Canadian anthem in French.
Women are dynamite tho
Agreed, the exploding women is definitely another reason why that region should be avoided.
Smoking and dynamite don’t mix
All right, twenty minutes to kill before I walk the dog, and then it’s time for el beisbol.
I can translate hippo but am getting lost in these euphemisms