Your Second NFL Football Open Thread

To The Games!

Bengals/Raiders:

Burrow just continues to improve-his yards per attempt is at 8.7 this year, a full two yards better than last year’s number. Oh wait, he’s tied for the league lead in interceptions with Darnold. Having watched him a few times this year, you can tell he presses at times, trying to make things happen rather than doing that boring thing that we as fans can’t stand-checking down. Both these teams have two game losing streaks that they desperately need to end. I think if the Raiders lose it’ll start the spiral-there’s too much going on with the team and this is the last thread.

Cowboys/Chiefs:

As expected the O/U is a hefty 55.5, which I think is the highest we’ve seen this year? Vegas, and Chiefs fans think that the offensive woes that plagued the team have been solved given last week’s result. But what if that’s not the case? Well, by golly, we’ll have a devastating blowout on our hands courtesy of DAK! who has this team running on all cylinders, a missing Amari be damned.

Cards/Seahawks:

The Cards are looking sharp but Kyler isn’t. He’s a game-timer that seems to be trending towards ‘out’. After all, the Cards are on bye after this tilt and why risk further injury? So that means more of the significantly less dynamic 35 year old Colt McCoy. How do you square this? Seattle has given up the ninth-least points in the league but is one of two teams that give up more than 400 yards per game. Surely Wilson will be better than that dry thud of a game he put up last week. This might be a game where the last one with the ball gets the W.

Do your thing.

 

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King Hippo

Telling myself that The Shield must be saving up its goodness for Thursday. It may not be true, but it sure makes me less depressed for Monday morning!

Game Time Decision

Wtf no bail out flag for Wilson?

Spur

At least Rodgers lost today. Am reducing to cheering for the Chargers tonight

LemonJello

Bahgawd! Are those femur drums I hear in the distance?

Horatio Cornblower

I want to be clear that there is no universe where the Cowboys deserve to win this game, but the officials have fucked them on 3 pretty big calls.

Game Time Decision

I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THE FUCKING AROUND HERE. IM FUCKING CRAZY
-j jones

LemonJello

WHEN WE LOSE, MY GOTT DAMMED STARS GET THE SECOND BEST HOOKERS AND BLOW MONEY CAN BUY! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!

Spur

Dak and Kellen failed the Dallas Defense.

Spur

I hope Micah keys Dak’s car

Spur

Football is dumb. This is why I watch basketball. The Spurs are tanking on purpose, its a nice relaxing experience.

Game Time Decision

Troy: The Dallas oline is great

Dallas oline gives up 5 sacks today.

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Spur

Dak needs to role out or throw on a 3 step.

Spur

Zeke just killed a CB

Spur

Hope? Did Buck say Hope for Dallas?

Horatio Cornblower

Gotta keep the audience paying attention.

rockingdog

Hopefully Russell Wilson and the hawks offense is better next week against
Da Football Team!

Game Time Decision

18 missed FG today as per Redone guy. Shank’alor has been busy today

Game Time Decision

19. Hahaha

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Of course Cincinnati’s rookie kicker didn’t miss any of the three fifty yarders he attempted!

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m genuinely happy for you, Redshirt. I hope your Bengals get some momentum out of this.

Spur

What does make Redshirt happy? Do we know?

Horatio Cornblower

A warm mug of milk and a new JD Vance book?

Redshirt

A newborn puppy.
My family and friends happy.
Donald Trump being dragged to prison.

Spur

Let’s see which tackle fucks up this drive for Dallas.

Spur

my money on Collins

Horatio Cornblower

Mine’s on Kellen Moore for calling a 5-wide pass play on 3rd and 13 where 4 of the 5 guys are within 8 yards of the line of scrimmage.

Horatio Cornblower

What is Troy talking about? No one with two eyes regards the Dallas offensive line, especially in its current incarnation, as one of the top lines in football.

litre_cola

I also questioned that statement.

Spur

Guys had alot of hits to the head. He gets a pass.

Petronel

Even more reason for him to not be blowing air up the ass of the Dallas offensive line.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’m happy to announce that I’ve reached the point of the Raiders season that I’m completely numb. They can’t hurt me anymore.

Redshirt

Eli Apple did something good?!

Horatio Cornblower

Dallas’s commitment to missing tackles is truly impressive.

Spur

It’s the Dallas Way.

Horatio Cornblower

They score a TD, you kick a FG on 4th and 1

They dump a pass 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage, you miss tackles until they’ve gained 15 yards

That’s the Dallas way!

Spur

You cant coach that . Its how you are born.

Spur
Spur

Thank God for Micah. He’s keeping Dallas in this.

Petronel

Hox radio “Pete Carroll is about to lose his mind – Pete is beside himself”

and all is well with the world

rockingdog

LoL
What the what? 🤨

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Petronel

We’ve been getting ads for Catholicism during AEW Dynamite each week. I have NO idea what marketing analysis thought that the AEW audience would be a good target, but then again I don’t work in marketing, (Nor am I Catholic, and I apologize for any unintentional offense from the above.)

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hippofant

Gullibility?

hippofant

Interest in made-up morality plays?

hippofant

Colt McCoy does not have the THP to throw a short stick out to the outside receiver on the field side.

Petronel

Semi-drunk me finds something fundamentally wrong in a guy named Colt McCoy playing anywhere but in Texas.

Horatio Cornblower

Mahomes is feeling the pressure, but knowing that he can intentionally ground the ball with impunity probably makes it a little easier to deal with.

Dunstan

Am I just noticing this for the first time, or is DFO suddenly listing everyone’s comments as “Username (@username)”?

Did Twitter just acquire DFO?

litre_cola

Stoner me noticed 10 mins ago

yeah right

I didn’t ask for a hyphen!

hippofant

yeah~right

Horatio Cornblower

That’s not my Twitter handle, so it does jibe with Twitter’s usual commitment to accuracy.

litre_cola

yep not mine but close

Mr. Ayo

Oh noes! Then we would lose the ability to edit our posts!

hippofant

I always knew we’d sell out again!

Spur

when do I need to get a Instagram account?

Spur

and now Lamb is dead.

Petronel

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litre_cola

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Game Time Decision

CFL reference during the NFL game, drink

yeah right

Way ahead of you.

litre_cola

BlueBomber mention in the Bengal game!

Redshirt

I had the TV muted. Winnipeg’s team or Mega Man?

litre_cola

Winnipeg! Bonus points for not an Akili Smith reference and the Stampeders.

Dunstan
Redshirt

Bengals are fondling their balls way too loosely and too often.

Game Time Decision

So every male teenager since the beginning of time

Dunstan

Look, they heard that some fanbases like over a half-century of foreplay before a championship.