To The Games!
Bengals/Raiders:
Burrow just continues to improve-his yards per attempt is at 8.7 this year, a full two yards better than last year’s number. Oh wait, he’s tied for the league lead in interceptions with Darnold. Having watched him a few times this year, you can tell he presses at times, trying to make things happen rather than doing that boring thing that we as fans can’t stand-checking down. Both these teams have two game losing streaks that they desperately need to end. I think if the Raiders lose it’ll start the spiral-there’s too much going on with the team and this is the last thread.
Cowboys/Chiefs:
As expected the O/U is a hefty 55.5, which I think is the highest we’ve seen this year? Vegas, and Chiefs fans think that the offensive woes that plagued the team have been solved given last week’s result. But what if that’s not the case? Well, by golly, we’ll have a devastating blowout on our hands courtesy of DAK! who has this team running on all cylinders, a missing Amari be damned.
Cards/Seahawks:
The Cards are looking sharp but Kyler isn’t. He’s a game-timer that seems to be trending towards ‘out’. After all, the Cards are on bye after this tilt and why risk further injury? So that means more of the significantly less dynamic 35 year old Colt McCoy. How do you square this? Seattle has given up the ninth-least points in the league but is one of two teams that give up more than 400 yards per game. Surely Wilson will be better than that dry thud of a game he put up last week. This might be a game where the last one with the ball gets the W.
Do your thing.
Telling myself that The Shield must be saving up its goodness for Thursday. It may not be true, but it sure makes me less depressed for Monday morning!
Wtf no bail out flag for Wilson?
At least Rodgers lost today. Am reducing to cheering for the Chargers tonight
Bahgawd! Are those femur drums I hear in the distance?
I want to be clear that there is no universe where the Cowboys deserve to win this game, but the officials have fucked them on 3 pretty big calls.
I’M THE ONLY ONE THAT DOES THE FUCKING AROUND HERE. IM FUCKING CRAZY
-j jones
WHEN WE LOSE, MY GOTT DAMMED STARS GET THE SECOND BEST HOOKERS AND BLOW MONEY CAN BUY! YEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWW I AM FUCKING CRAZY!
Dak and Kellen failed the Dallas Defense.
I hope Micah keys Dak’s car
Football is dumb. This is why I watch basketball. The Spurs are tanking on purpose, its a nice relaxing experience.
Troy: The Dallas oline is great
Dallas oline gives up 5 sacks today.
Dak needs to role out or throw on a 3 step.
Zeke just killed a CB
Hope? Did Buck say Hope for Dallas?
Gotta keep the audience paying attention.
Hopefully Russell Wilson and the hawks offense is better next week against
Da Football Team!
18 missed FG today as per Redone guy. Shank’alor has been busy today
19. Hahaha
Of course Cincinnati’s rookie kicker didn’t miss any of the three fifty yarders he attempted!
I’m genuinely happy for you, Redshirt. I hope your Bengals get some momentum out of this.
What does make Redshirt happy? Do we know?
A warm mug of milk and a new JD Vance book?
A newborn puppy.
My family and friends happy.
Donald Trump being dragged to prison.
Let’s see which tackle fucks up this drive for Dallas.
my money on Collins
Mine’s on Kellen Moore for calling a 5-wide pass play on 3rd and 13 where 4 of the 5 guys are within 8 yards of the line of scrimmage.
What is Troy talking about? No one with two eyes regards the Dallas offensive line, especially in its current incarnation, as one of the top lines in football.
I also questioned that statement.
Guys had alot of hits to the head. He gets a pass.
Even more reason for him to not be blowing air up the ass of the Dallas offensive line.
I’m happy to announce that I’ve reached the point of the Raiders season that I’m completely numb. They can’t hurt me anymore.
Eli Apple did something good?!
Dallas’s commitment to missing tackles is truly impressive.
It’s the Dallas Way.
They score a TD, you kick a FG on 4th and 1
They dump a pass 5 yards behind the line of scrimmage, you miss tackles until they’ve gained 15 yards
That’s the Dallas way!
You cant coach that . Its how you are born.
It’s vodka time now folks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ULAs_xUc_I&ab
Thank God for Micah. He’s keeping Dallas in this.
Hox radio “Pete Carroll is about to lose his mind – Pete is beside himself”
and all is well with the world
LoL
What the what? 🤨
We’ve been getting ads for Catholicism during AEW Dynamite each week. I have NO idea what marketing analysis thought that the AEW audience would be a good target, but then again I don’t work in marketing, (Nor am I Catholic, and I apologize for any unintentional offense from the above.)
Gullibility?
Interest in made-up morality plays?
Colt McCoy does not have the THP to throw a short stick out to the outside receiver on the field side.
Semi-drunk me finds something fundamentally wrong in a guy named Colt McCoy playing anywhere but in Texas.
Mahomes is feeling the pressure, but knowing that he can intentionally ground the ball with impunity probably makes it a little easier to deal with.
Am I just noticing this for the first time, or is DFO suddenly listing everyone’s comments as “Username (@username)”?
Did Twitter just acquire DFO?
Stoner me noticed 10 mins ago
I didn’t ask for a hyphen!
yeah~right
That’s not my Twitter handle, so it does jibe with Twitter’s usual commitment to accuracy.
yep not mine but close
Oh noes! Then we would lose the ability to edit our posts!
I always knew we’d sell out again!
when do I need to get a Instagram account?
and now Lamb is dead.
CFL reference during the NFL game, drink
Way ahead of you.
BlueBomber mention in the Bengal game!
I had the TV muted. Winnipeg’s team or Mega Man?
Winnipeg! Bonus points for not an Akili Smith reference and the Stampeders.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CPt3eSBJiQ
Bengals are fondling their balls way too loosely and too often.
So every male teenager since the beginning of time
Look, they heard that some fanbases like over a half-century of foreplay before a championship.