To The Games!
Bengals/Raiders:
Burrow just continues to improve-his yards per attempt is at 8.7 this year, a full two yards better than last year’s number. Oh wait, he’s tied for the league lead in interceptions with Darnold. Having watched him a few times this year, you can tell he presses at times, trying to make things happen rather than doing that boring thing that we as fans can’t stand-checking down. Both these teams have two game losing streaks that they desperately need to end. I think if the Raiders lose it’ll start the spiral-there’s too much going on with the team and this is the last thread.
Cowboys/Chiefs:
As expected the O/U is a hefty 55.5, which I think is the highest we’ve seen this year? Vegas, and Chiefs fans think that the offensive woes that plagued the team have been solved given last week’s result. But what if that’s not the case? Well, by golly, we’ll have a devastating blowout on our hands courtesy of DAK! who has this team running on all cylinders, a missing Amari be damned.
Cards/Seahawks:
The Cards are looking sharp but Kyler isn’t. He’s a game-timer that seems to be trending towards ‘out’. After all, the Cards are on bye after this tilt and why risk further injury? So that means more of the significantly less dynamic 35 year old Colt McCoy. How do you square this? Seattle has given up the ninth-least points in the league but is one of two teams that give up more than 400 yards per game. Surely Wilson will be better than that dry thud of a game he put up last week. This might be a game where the last one with the ball gets the W.
Do your thing.
Dak really fucked that up.
Shank’alor awakes
Me at 8: “I hope I don’t get any socks or underwear for Christmas this year.”
Me at 48: “Yay! My order of socks and underwear arrived!”
Got socks for my advent calendar thats Grinch themed. Can’t wait
Wife bought me ridiculously good socks last year. It was bliss.
Honestly, the best thing is that I’ll be able to stretch out my maximum time between doing laundry by another few days….
Thick socks/socks made for boots are the way to go.
Nice socks also double as dusters when you have hard wood floors.
MICAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wanda, my 8 year old angel fish died a little over a week ago and yes it sucks. She survived a termite tenting while being boarded at a fish store for TWO WEEKS! She survived a move in a GLOBAL FUCKING PANDEMIC and ultimately passed away quietly at home. You do get attached but at the same time it allows you to refresh and renew the tank.
I bought a couple of new angels, black and white for a yin yang thing and they’re young and energetic and they’re both pretty cool.
All better now.
Is an aqua room at lot of work?
It is until you get it stabilized then it’s routine. Once you get the PH and alkaline balance right it’s easy.
Look! Here’s Betty and Wilma!
Sorry to hear that. How did she taste?
Oddly enough a batch of young fish born at the same time to the same parents is called a “fry.”
Future Sunday Gravy?
RIP Wanda. May you enjoy Vision’s company again.
Revenge! Revenge for Wanda!
That is exactly her namesake.
These KC players sure are an emotional bunch
A fake flea flicker?
What is a fake flea flicker? Does the QB shovel pass it back to the RB?
RB takes handoff but pump fakes lateral to QB.
Announcer in Raiders-Bengals could not give less of a shit.
Even the homers on Bengals Radio is struggling to give a shit.
LoL DAK only has 0.18 fantasy football points
Yea you read that right
Remember when Kellen Moore was next year’s hottest head coach prospect?
Man, October was fun.
I’d take him in a trade for Urban for next year.
JuSt TaRgEt DaNiEl SoReNsOn
NO TARGETTING
I think some Bears beat reporters are still pushing him as a post-Nagy option.
Guys, I don’t think the Seahawks are any good anymore.
Russell is going to be happy in Denver next year.
Thought Fraudgers was going there
What if Wilson goes to Denver, and Rodgers to Seattle? I bet Qaron and Pete Carroll could have some fine discussions about conspiracy theories.
OMG soooo want this even as a GB fan just for the stories
I think our Hippo would like that. Maybe?
(sigh) Another pass play, another attempt by the Bengals Offensive Line to get their QB killed.
2021 people, I am yelling at the tv FOR the Cowboys. Money talks, and they will win the division, but FUCK.
“Tyreek Hill, doing what Tyreek Hill does”
Somewhere Tyreek Hill’s kid flinches involuntarily.
That KC defense is ass. Dallas should go hurry up just keep running the ball in play action.
Fucking Steele.
A lot of women can say that on their CV after a live porn sesh.
Nevermind.
Dallas is just the dumbest fucking team.
This Cowboys offensive line brought to you by Tissue & Bubble Gum TM
Taunting who? The crowd?
They have to get rid of the taunting call, like last week,
No finger lifting
This Bengals team seems legit
That’s Rocking!
Are we surprised that a Colt is seeing action in Arizona?
I can stop rooting for the Raiders once they are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, right? I don’t have to wait until the end of the actual season?
I bet on Dallas, sorry Spur.
Just for that I’m betting on the Calvary.
We lost yesterday on a brutal call.
Gutsy call, General Custer.
It’s not December yet. I can see why you would do that.
3rd and 5 from the 12, and McCarthy just salivating at the chance to kick a FG.
Dallas running the ball on a suspect KC defense???
that just might work
Got on my thick socks, a nice drink and some pizza
“Not gonna lie-thick socks on pizza IS THE WORST THING EVER!”
-Internet warrior
Yuck. Wet socks?
The simple pleasures are everything.
Cumfy Cozy + Pizza
That’s Rocking!
Not blocking Frank Clark is not an ideal stratagery.
Steele looked inside, for no discernible reason other than that he is terrible.
So its going to be one of those type of games for Dallas….might well start drinking now.
They’re not as good as their record, and it’s going to show today.
FATGUYATTEMPTEDRUNBACK
I’d call Terence Steele a turnstile, but he doesn’t even move that much.
A road cone, perhaps?
Not orange enough. Otherwise pretty accurate.
That was less not ideal for Dallas.
TRICKERATION
SHANKH’LORIFICATION
Trickory dickory dock. Kelce ran up the middle.
I have a really bad feeling about this game from a Dallas perspective.
Just getting that out there now.
Grassy knoll perspective bad?
YEEEE-HAWWWWWWW, I BELIEVE IN CRAZY FUCKING CONSPIRAY THEORIES!!
Power out, 100’s of people dead bad?
Found a funny;
the masculine urge to tap all four pockets to make sure you have everything before you leave the house
I lived, I died, I laughed, I cried, ultimately I came.
SKOL motherfuckers!
I called that shit.
Now if you’ll excuse me I’m gonna have a fucking heart attack.
Coach Reid and Coach McCarthy meet at midfield pregame.
Reid: “Interested in a friendly wager? If we win, you owe me 5lbs of KC BBQ. If you win, you owe me 5lbs of Texas bbq.”
McCarthy: “Deal.”
And scene.
McCarthy, walking back to sideline: “Nailed it!”
5 lbs? Is Andy on a crash diet?
Just a snack before he closes a buffet as his post game meal.
Firing up WR Michel Gallop
Hopefully he has a couple TDs today
Sir Dog, that would be MOST ROCKING
Oh, good. The only game we get in Houston is Dallas-KC. Just what I was hoping for…
Houston doesn’t even have a team; you’re lucky you get any football on TV at all.
Tough but fair
Let’s do this Cowboys.
Win I drink or lose I drink.
“HAH! WIN OR LOSE I GET A BLOWJOB FROM A WHORE! YEE-HAH!!!”
-Anon, Dallas, Tx
Oh, come on. Jerry don’t live in Dallas proper. He lives in whatever the most expensive suburb is.
Now, his “wife doesn’t know about it” apartment, on the other hand…
Mrs. Jones, (I don’t even know if there is one), has to be so far beyond caring what that old coot does these days. Just keep the cash coming, JJ.
Optimal outcome for Qards/Hox (artist’s conception):
VaVa Vroooom
Ht @MaskTheMovie
How’s yer-allziz fantasy squadroons? I myself fucked around and thought I was reeeal smart. Benched McLaurin AND Swift. If you could harness my self-hatred, you could power a community college. Just waiting for Chase, Mahomes, and Evans to wreck my shit.
I have Jonathan Taylor.
The afternoon games are just starting and I am a 99% favoUrite to win on Yahoo.
White wine drunk wooooo! Been Dad duty but give tasks and I can have a rip off the bong too. Could I housewife? No. Fuck that every day.
Sassy Ref has evolved to Sassy Bearded Ref.
Nagy has to be fired tonight, right?
You’re familiar with the ownership yes?
Virginia Halas isn’t.
Out into Lake Michigan
I say give him an extension
It is going to be so fucking nice to leave this Raiders team behind at the end of the season.
Fittingly, RTD leaves his Fandom behind, drunk, waving a pistol and clocked at 150+ mph.
I want Red Rocket close enough for a Hail Mary
Well, the break’s over. The Bengals are back.
Did you and Rikki make a #ShameBet? Or is Cincy fandom already too much shame??
No and yes.
I’d have bet my house that the Raiders would squander that first-and-goal and get nothing more than a field goal. I wish I had; I’d now have two houses.