Georgia (-2.5) v. Alabama (8:00, all teh ESPNs)
I will watch the standard feed, because I am boring.
You can tell by the line – Vegas thinks everyone is or will overreact(ing) to the SEC title ass-whipping. As you may recall, Bama needed that win desperately, while the Dawgs needed it not at all. Is that why my GAMBLOR gut won’t put anything on the Tide? Even though I (and perhaps GumbyGirl) will actually be cheering for Satan’s Saban’s Army?
Or am I afraid to piss off tWBS’ ghost even further? Anyway, I have no action as of yet. I may bet against the team who scores first, as I do expect some back and forth. Or maybe I just want to be entertained. Fuck if I know how my brain works. I am combing the prop bet aisle as we speak. TALK TO ME, French Canadian voice in Hippo’s head!!
Realistically, much like last night (where I disliked both teams, am mostly neutral re all of the SEC) – I just want a decent game. Be worthy of our time, and all that good shit. I think we will get that.
The pictured, “lithe with good shoulders” lady from that delighfully obnoxious SEC MEANS MOAR ad? She is an Auburn grad. Take that for what you will, juju-wise.
This game was boring as fuck until the last few minutes. Good for Georgia!
That’s how I felt!
THIS GAME, I CALL IT HOOKWORM, BECAUSE EASILY PREVENTABLE MISTAKES HAVE CRIPPLED ALABAMA!!!
What a season for GA sports
I agree. The Braves won it all, Bulldogs with a national championship, Falcons and Hawks both still somehow financially solvent.
Thank God notre dame didn’t make the playoffs
Forever and always.
I don’t know. I never get tired of seeing them get drilled by 35 in the championships.
Shoot the J.
Georgia! Wooo!
My rooting interest here is purely Senatorial, but goddamn this is a good fucking game.
That’s not exactly true. I’m also very happy for Wes Blankenship, who does the Coffeetown High School Football on radio bits on the YouTube.
What could be better than watching a savanna team get squashed like beach-bound jellyfish under dirt bike wheels.
I wanted them to go for 2 and end the game right there.
The fat guy Superman by #54 was the highlight of the game so far.
This babe is gonna haunt your sexual fantasies:
Is she the sister of the steelers fan who’s in maestros profile pic?
This has 21-20 bama written all over it
“That’s not what we’ve got.” – head referee, checking his instruction sheet
Love how Herbstreit is just glossing over that Bama only has that TD because the refs didn’t all a blatant OPI.
“Oh well, what the hell. What’re ya gonna do, amirite?”
Well it was fun while it lasted
Hippo can haz prop bet?
This Stetson kid is an absolute dipshit.
Will he be sent straight to the hat factory after the game?
He bounced back nicely tonight, but his ceiling seems to be USFL.
What is a pass ?
Yes, WordPress, I know this is a duplicate post.
Blame the game, not the player. And the refs.
“After further review, Alabama wins. Game over.”
This linebacker for bama, #8, is a fucking monster. Reminds me of Darius Leonard.
And they said Ryan never made an impact on the game!
Holy shit that kid held onto that snap with his god damn fingernails. Amazing.
Gotta ballgame now!
Georgia is now all set for the tying FG.
Wow. I know that reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ4T9CQA0UM
Get a brain, morans
https://twitter.com/Wm_Galloway/status/1480637088152309771
Just missing that punctuation.
Alabama Pays!
They’re Players!
A semi-colon would have saved them.
Lionel Hutz approves!
They’d be so mad if they could read this.
With respect to U*NC, we call them “Wal-Mart Fans” – i.e., they couldn’t find Chapel Hill on a map, but they got their Carolina t-shirt at the Wal-Mart
DFO Derby Night!
Does Georgia not have another QB?
I’d say “SUDDEN CHANGE” but Georgia will do the square root of fuckall with the turnover.
I see we’re all of the same mind in appreciating Katy Perry for her artistic talents.
Stetson has just a touch of the Darnold in his eyes
I rate that music video as a 2 in terms of production quality and a 9 in terms of boobies quality.
Dude did have a rack, didn’t he?
LOL
Katy Perry’s Tits are a great halftime show!
Would she double or triple her income with an OnlyFans account?
NFTs. She’ll quadruple it and then everyone else can just right click.
There is a joke about the stolen Apes in here somewhere.
This is the worst race to 69 I’ve ever seen.
You clearly didn’t watch the Houston 500.
I couldn’t see anything from the end of the line!
So you and 499 other dudes… “nailed it?”
I think Tony Khan should turn his attention to the Jags. He will right that ship. Leave the tiny London club to someone else qualified. Fulham is beneath the great TK
You take that back right now!
Some folk prefer teh War AGAINST Northern Aggression
I’d never heard that phrase until I went to college in the South.
Morons.
A girl I used to work with, who was really very nice and pretty funny, used to refer to it as ‘The Recent Unpleasantness’
You know how there was a joke about the World Series being a competition about which team in the Northeast United States wins more baseball games? This is the same thing.
So, I’ve got a theory:
Southern racists used to love NASCAR but that’s gotten too progressive in the last few years, so they’ve abandoned it and taken up college football as their last point of white pride they’ve got left. They pour all their resources into because they want to show the rest of the country that their plantations/ teams are better than whatever the libtards can offer.
Thoughts?
I can see that.
The underlying tones of working (playing) for no pay checks out too.
I saw something (I should have read into it more) about how societies that lose wars often throw their energy and resources into sports as a way of regaining national pride. Seems plausible for the U.S. south.
Serbians currently nodding.
Nick Saban will spread his demonic democratic ideals
“This is a grinder, isn’t it?”
“IT’S A SANDWICH!!!”
-The Maestro
What are you doing step cousin?
What was the Over/Under when this opened?
A quick Google search says 52.5.
Thank you sir. MAy all your
stolenfreed fruit be ripe and bruise free.Higher than it is now which is still higher than Alabama’s literacy rate
I got it into my head that this Stetson Bennett is what it would look like if Jeffrey Beauregaurd Sessions played football and now I want to see one of these Alabama players literally decapitate him.
I haven’t seen a dawg get hit like that since they shut down Mike Vick.
A highly-ranked college football player with an interest in breeding pitbulls?
I’ve seen this movie before.
Yes, on an episode of “That’s My Raiders!”