JV Shempionship Means MOAR Open Thread

Georgia (-2.5) v. Alabama (8:00, all teh ESPNs)

I will watch the standard feed, because I am boring.

You can tell by the line – Vegas thinks everyone is or will overreact(ing) to the SEC title ass-whipping.  As you may recall, Bama needed that win desperately, while the Dawgs needed it not at all.  Is that why my GAMBLOR gut won’t put anything on the Tide?  Even though I (and perhaps GumbyGirl) will actually be cheering for Satan’s Saban’s Army?

Or am I afraid to piss off tWBS’ ghost even further?  Anyway, I have no action as of yet.  I may bet against the team who scores first, as I do expect some back and forth.  Or maybe I just want to be entertained.  Fuck if I know how my brain works.  I am combing the prop bet aisle as we speak.  TALK TO ME, French Canadian voice in Hippo’s head!!

Realistically, much like last night (where I disliked both teams, am mostly neutral re all of the SEC) – I just want a decent game.  Be worthy of our time, and all that good shit.  I think we will get that.

The pictured, “lithe with good shoulders” lady from that delighfully obnoxious SEC MEANS MOAR ad?  She is an Auburn grad.  Take that for what you will, juju-wise.