Your Spam/JerBear50 Kerfuffle and Open Thread

Football Talking People: “Oh god, you must get home field. It’s of the greatest importance, it’s all that matters!”

The Rest of Us: “Right. Shut up.”

Home field meant all of diddly yesterday and we’re grateful for that. Long ago, and in certain situations now, it might have its value but these days the overall effect in a standalone game seems to have diminished greatly. The betting sharps out there have now abandoned the three points and replaced it with one or one and a half, depending on the circumstances. Can the Rams keep the weekend’s trend going? Here’s hoping.

To The Game!

Rams/Bucs:

-Brady gets rid of the ball pretty much faster than anyone in the league and that’ll come in mighty handy today.

-For this reason I wonder if Gronk should be faded a bit, given the Rams pass rush and ankle injuries to Wirfs and Jensen. The last time they played Gronk had the most number of blocking assignments he’d have all year.

-It’s a wee sample but Akers has flashed in all three of the playoff games he’s played in, averaging 122 yards from scrimmage. It’ll certainly help that he has enough speed to get to the corner and can catch the ball in space.

-Tampa doesn’t really have much of a shutdown fella at the corner position so look for Kupp to bounce back from his 61 yard outing last week.

-As for the Rams, they’re fine at cb because Jalen but safety is an issue. How effectively will Brady exploit this remains to be seen.

-One is always wary of Stafford and there was a bit of snarky talk (guilty!) about “The Detroit” shining through here and there down the stretch but he did his part. He’s tossed 2 or more TD’s in 7 of his last 8 and had a 11.9 YPA last week. But…but…do you really trust him?

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Dunstan

“Brady having all those playoff statistical records is just what THEY want you to think.” — Aaron R.

King Hippo

been funnier if Pfizer ran their ad during the Q-aaron match, but I guess Fox wouldn’t have allowed it.

Doktor Zymm

“It’s been a long journey, but we have arrived in the port town of MRSA. We have hired a boat and set out upon the briny deep for the evil Pirate Ship captained by the knave, Brad-y. We will bring the fight to them and be victorious!”
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Spur

RAMMMITT
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ballsofsteelandfury

That’s excellent form! Knock em down and then finish em!

Don T

Coached by Bear Bryant obvs

tundrajim

I’m shocked. Stafford has shown an aversion to taking the cheap shit.

SonOfSpam

WOO TOUCHDOWN THAT GUY

ballsofsteelandfury

TD RAMMMMMMMIT!!!

King Hippo

see, I always KNEW you’d catch the FEVER!!!

ballsofsteelandfury

Better than Brady

hippofant
  1. Suh, I don’t think Stafford is that stupid to kick you intentionally.
  2. Stafford, I hope you have life insurance.
King Hippo

I will absolutely live bet MRSA at nil-10, ensure this glorious RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!-ing

Spur

Suh seems upset.

Don T

Slap Suh in the head, Arians!

ballsofsteelandfury

Ha ha! Suh is such a moron.

Dunstan

I don’t know, he is kind of an expert on the subject of kicking people, maybe he had a point….

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

He’s the expert? What am I, kicked liver?” – Urban Meyer

Gumbygirl

With fava beans, and a nice Chianti.

SonOfSpam

Thanks for the 15 yards Donkey Kong.

Spur

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rockingdog
Doktor Zymm

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Spur

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ballsofsteelandfury

The way the back goes backwards is mesmerizing.

Last edited 2 years ago by ballsofsteelandfury
Horatio Cornblower

Gonna feel that in the morning.

puncheur

Way to thin to be Robert Smith

Gumbygirl

Sheep are like, fuck off, weirdo goth!

Dunstan

Alright. Satisfying evening of Rodgers-hate last night, time to get back to my traditional Brady-hate.

Spur
Spur

Warren Immune was the best I saw

Horatio Cornblower

Prager Unitas is great, but I can’t move it past Rush Lambeau, mostly because that one reminds me that Limbaugh is dead.

Doktor Zymm

Majestic, yet also kinda silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zO2zYTTI35w

SonOfSpam

Ok Gay field goal is a cromulent start.

Spur

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Don T

Slavs make the best baptisms

NotShogunButShogun

I forgot all about Stompy Donkey Kong named Suh!

Redshirt

In his defense, he never was the same ever since his father was kidnapped by Mario when he was at a young age. Not to mention his father kidnapping Mario’s girlfriend.

The poor guy was a tyke bomb that was never defused.

King Hippo

Fatthew had the MRSA safety at the back of the end zone, just led him a bit too far.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Stafford driving downfield like every first down gets him a free donut.

Doktor Zymm

Woo, c’mon Horny Sheep!
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

But…but…do you really trust [Stafford]?

I follow him on Yelp and while I wouldn’t say I *trust* him necessarily, I will say that his relentless positivity is refreshing.

Horatio Cornblower

Hey, BFC, I have kind of a big favor to ask…

https://twitter.com/monkishbrewing/status/1485343230971445248

rockingdog

Found a funny;

in the 90’s, computers would scream every time you went online. that was foreshadowing

Horatio Cornblower

The fact that the Rams didn’t wear their “Dried Cum” home whites is already a small victory for me.

Don T

It is a Sunday you heathens!
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Redshirt

I guess most of us can be considered Lost Boys today because we are all hoping for the downfall of the accursed pirates and their evil captain.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Also because we do whatever John Lithgow tells us to do.

Don T

What shoddy punting
/slight wave in disgust

NotShogunButShogun

Meatloaf?

King Hippo

He would do anything FOAR love.
But he won’t get a safe and effective vaccine like some betacuck.

King Hippo

He’d require more than one Ralph’s coffee can, fo sho.

Horatio Cornblower

Clerk: “Oh, it also comes in ‘bucket’ size, Sir”

Meatloaf’s Executor: “Yes. I’ll take that one.”

Horatio Cornblower

Not after it’s been left out that long, thanks.

Horatio Cornblower

It’s very good.

King Hippo

I hate MRSA Dreamboat quite a bit, though I know I NEVAR mention same.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAM IT!!!!!

rockingdog

Shit yea Fournette is Back!!!

Dude was legit for me in Fantasy this year

Hopefully this game is Rocking!!!

Spur

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Spur

Afternoon Folks.
I put on the local Wisconsin radio as I drifted off to sleep last night. So many yummy tears. Sweet Dreams indeed.

rockingdog

The packers radio call last night was hilarious and Rockinggg

https://mobile.twitter.com/bubbaprog/status/1485105246451941376?cxt=HHwWgICyzc3Wk5wpAAAA

Redshirt

I got vibes to the Bengals radio at the end of the Steelers loss in the 2015-16 playoffs, where they suspend all loyalty to the Bengals, embrace their inner Marty Brennaman and just call complete, unmitigated bullshit on the team and all their faults.

Doktor Zymm

The power of positive imagery!
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SonOfSpam

Hi I’m terrified about this game even though RAMMMMMMIT totally gonna win.

Don T

I hope Tannehill sucked all the chokey intercepts vibes and Stafford waddles to glory.

Doktor Zymm

How many of the injured TB O-line are starting?

Doktor Zymm

Hooray Brees for being all about the Rams!

hippofant

HAHAHA QAARON LOST

STILL LAUGHING ABOUT IT

Doktor Zymm

I suspect we’ll be chuckling all offseason

King Hippo

No trust. He’s Tanny Fanny, except fat. Sure hope I’m wrong.

Also, grandson cat likes pulled pork. Dude is in seventh heaven afterwards.

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