Solidarity Saturday

As Frank Lampard’s Everton prepare for their Man City skullfucking, I am heartened that the above-pictured banner (featuring our Ukrainian left back) will fly at Goodison.

Daddy Vladdy is a boil on humanity’s ass, that needs lancing.  Your move, Russian plutocrats.  Pariah statehood not great for the bottom line.

As distasteful as it may feel, the games must go on.  We really do need the distractions.  For the early riser, you get Teams In Turmoil!  Whiny bitch Conte’s Spurs and Poor Deflated Bielsa’s Leeds (7:30, USA).  Probably a touch watch, this.  I hope my asshole brain lets me sleep in.  SPOILER ALERT – it won’t.

Men Untied get the walking ded outfit that is the Moose Hornets next (10:00, USA).  Brighton/Villa is likely the most appealing streaming option, but Barcodes/Bees is what the Brits call “a classic six-pointer” with relegation battle meaning.

Spotlight Dance…FFS.  Angry Pep takes out his frustrations on me Toffees (12:30, NBC).  Nap time is always the best time, anyway.  What the fresh hell??  I just noticed, watching Friday Night Footy, that the Spotlight Dance AIN’T ON TEEVEE AT ALL, just Peacock.  Is Hippo annoyed?  Sure am, Other Hippo!

Hammers/Wolves is all you get on Sunday (9:00, Peacock), which is par for this shitty week’s course.  Meh.

Hang in there, imaginary Clubhouse denizens.  Be pretty hard for things to get worse.  (God holds Hippo’s beer)