The Upside of Hellscape – Nighty Night Open Thread

You can find a silver lining in anything, if you try hard and/or are annoying enough about it.  This week?  I spent some quality time with Katy Tur and her smokeshow glasses.

Things I may have learned today:

• Christian Eriksen is still alive, but I can’t really say that for Beesus’ season.
• Marcelo Bielsa is as sad as a track-suited man can be.  Wheels done come all the way off for Leeds.
• Harry Fuckface Kane still has that face that makes me want to hit him with a shovel.
• NC State will have its first-EVAR 20 loss hoopsball season, unless the Wolven Sort win out their regular season, or (dies laughing) wins the ACCT and NCAAT.
• It’s not handball if you are one of the “Big Six” apparently.  Eat all the shit, whoever was in the VAR booth.
• Daddy Vladdy is NOT AT ALL overcompensating for his micropenis.

You want something to watch?  I guess Kansas at BayBay (8:00, ESPN), followed by Gonzga at St. Mary’s (10:00, ESPN).  The one conference game that the Zags just maybe could lose!  FEEL THE EXCITE!!  I assume they are still playing NBA and NHL fixtures, I just give even fewer fucks than I do for college hoopsball.  You obviously have an internet connection, use it wisely.