The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time. There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current work coordinating logistics for the recently approved “lend-lease” program to supply weapons to the Ukrainian armed forces. The PRODUCER is seated in front of the sound console, watching DJ 3000 cross-update several database structures.
PRODUCER: Well this certainly seems to be a step down for you.
DJ 3000: …SYNCHING…THIRTY-FIVE PERCENT COMPLETE…YOU KNOW HOW THEY DESCRIBE WAR AS “INTERMINABLE PERIODS OF BOREDOM PUNCTUATED BY MOMENTS OF SHEER TERROR”?
PRODUCER: I’ve heard that, yes.
DJ 3000: THIS IS ONE OF THOSE INTERMINABLE PERIODS – SYNCHING…FORTY PERCENT COMPLETE – OF BOREDOM.
PRODUCER: You know, you don’t need to let me know your progress at five percent intervals.
DJ 3000: SORRY ABOUT THAT. IT’S MORE TROUBLE TO DISABLE THE FEATURE – SYNCHING…FORTY-FIVE PERCENT COMPLETE – THAN IT’S WORTH.
PRODUCER: Well could you mute your speakers, at least?
DJ 3000: WILL DO.
A moment of silence passes. The PRODUCER fiddles with an equalizer knob on the sound board.
PRODUCER: Hey, so what should we do for a Request Line topic today?
DJ 3000: [is muted]
PRODUCER: Oh, right. Well, I had an idea, so let’s run with it. Songs that rely heavily on the synthesizer.
DJ 3000: [is still muted, but flashes green in agreement]
PRODUCER: I’ll..oh, wow, it’s been a while since I did one of these manually. I’ll get us started with one of the all-time classics – the “1984” intro plus Van Halen’s “Jump”.
Today’s theme is: Synthesizers. We’re looking for songs where the synthesizer is heavily featured – synth solos are a bonus. Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Lt3Rm3Y3r and they should embed in the comments after you refresh.
Two brilliant songwriters performing the worst possible cover of an incredible song by another genius songwriter. Thank you 1980’s country music producers, and thank you unnecessary synth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoKvUYbGu7A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuZo7pLnL7c
Hope I’m not Blair Witching this, but this must be included:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zcB_IqzUEaA
Had to get home from work and get my mind right before remembering one of my favorite bands.
Now ain’t that just a thing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm_sjGgQRNM
And something a bit more if you will, nasty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJG1KuHfuNY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNKIba_yZJo
Hmmm…. that was interesting. Darius Slayton is definitely gone from the roster now. Upgrading the wr corps was farther down the list of priorities in my opinion.
Dunno who this guy is, but I want him stabbed in the dick
Ed Marinaro doesn’t realize that no one knows who Ed Marinaro is.
The girl running up to tell him to hurry? Magnificent.
The absolute highlight of the draft so far.
A Viking Purple sportscoat? Should have gone to Pimps ‘R Us
There’s talk about both Curtis Martin and Frank Gore being ‘compilers’ of yards-doesn’t the same logic apply to Matt Ryan?
Stillers might coulda got Uncle Jack with their 2nd rounder
Nah, I think he’d be gone before pick 52. There are so many teams with multiple picks, and a bunchof others that need qb help.
That was Jerry Sandusky’s nickname at Penn State.
I was wrong about the Jizziants only moving 2 spots back.
How many picks IS IT GON’ TAKE to get Baker smgdh
IT’S NOT GONNA HAPPEN, NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU SAY IT!
/activates minus-1 again
TUFF BUTT FARE imo
yeeeeeaaah, BOYE!!!!!
-a dyslexic seagull
He is THRILLED to a Bear!
How would you feel, spontaneously growing back hair?
FUCK, the Bearistocrats! ain’t even fuck up.
Arnold Ebikate was born in Yaouande, Cameroon-the same town as Joel Embiid, who I’m told played basketball in high school.
So, he’s gonna be on IR alot, then?
Hold on to your dicks, people, the Bears are but two picks away from the annual hilarity of them trying to draft players!
So drafting a kicker
Malik Willis is about to give up football
Giants trade with Jets, move back 2 spots and get another 5th rounder.
I am not prepared to deal with a world where both New York/New Jersey football squads are competently navigating the draft.
You know what they say, broken franchises are right twice a day.
The original and most sampled song
https://youtu.be/GxZuq57_bYM
Last one. Have a fun draft, peoples!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65XSHM3jlAY
Yet another artist not commonly associated with synthesizers…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoczMhj6bm8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p9PAuWV-Vn0
FUCK YO MAGIC TRICKS!
/and that was NOT an illusion, deffo sommet a whore does for money
? Got ahold of some dilaudid?
(NFL Draft thingamabob)
fuck tho. NOW I WANT ME SOME DILAUDID
Join the club.
Ah.
oh, I love to read a murder mystery
I like to know the killer isn’t me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygLy02y7_n8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfrUQA2tb6M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6XlAgDqP6g
Draft starts an hour earlier than yesterday. 15 minute warning!
So whaddya think of Kenny, fellow Stillers fan?
I’m for it. Let’s face it, Steelers are going to suck for a while. The fans will give this guy and his tiny hands way more of a break than they’re ever going to give Rudolph the Racist Reindeer or Truthbiscuit. And there’s always the possibility that he’s the real deal. He showed flashes of it at Pitt. I think he was the right choice.
Yup. As soon as Jordan Davis was taken, that’s who I imagine was next on their BIG BOARD. I think they went BPA, so I am happy with the pick.
UNCLE JACK!!!
I liked the pick. He may not be the stereotypical STAR but neither was Ben when he came out of college. With this coaching staff, I could see him developing into a Ben-like QB, which was not a bad thing.
With 100% less rapiness!
Still in the way back machine…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJK3eUP5Hvg
…and this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y
One of my favourite songs ever
Loved this video on MTV so much…
Good late value, EuroTrash Division
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw&ab_channel=EuropeVEVO
And this…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ekQ1RTmzBc
If we’re going way back, we’ve got this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YK3ZP6frAMc
“Telstar” was a hugely popular instrumental song released on August 17, 1962. The song’s unique sound was the result of the inclusion of a rather unique keyboard instrument called a clavioline. Much like a Moog synthesizer, the clavioline used electronic circuitry to create sound.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryrEPzsx1gQ
“Nothin’ sounds quite like an 8 0 8!!” (referring of course, to the Roland TR-808)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLXjT-BLozA
Which reminds me:
https://youtu.be/htYHQ5agIdc
You could double the list so far with just these guys.
This song has been on my Ipod for decades.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGdCTy-Vm7o
I recognized this song being played at a slow tempo by an orchestra on Bridgerton and good lord that’s the least straight thing I’ve ever typed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CcNo07Xp8aQ&ab_channel=RobynVEVO
This version is the slowest version I’ve ever heard so what does that tell you about me?
That you’re constantly in Ibiza hopped up on molly and chewing on a pacifier?
https://youtu.be/dc-4BSn7czg
Gonna go out on a limb here and call this a proto synth:
“The instrument used in “Good Vibrations” was a Heathkit tube-type audio oscillator coupled to a mechanical action that allowed the player to mark notes along a ruler-type scale where notes could be located quickly and precisely.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eab_beh07HU
Another pre-80ies…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iukUMRlaBBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f8258BP42q8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zyf_nHaaHG4