Request Line: Independent Thought Alarm

The recording studio at KDFO looks much as we’d remember it from the before-time.  There is no evidence of the PRODUCER’s long descent into quarantine madness, or of DJ 3000’s current task of pondering why humans seem so enthusiastic about killing each other in such large numbers.  The PRODUCER is hustling and bustling about the studio, performing various tasks that suggest that company might be expected soon.

PRODUCER: Okay, so the new mike stand is installed, all our surfaces are as clean as they’ve been in five years, all the pre-sets on the sound board are looking good…DJ 3000, I’ll need you run a query to get us a full list of songs whose titles contain the search term [REDACTED].

DJ 3000: [does nothing]

PRODUCER: Hey buddy? Did you hear me? If you could print up a paper copy of those query results and…

DJ 3000: A “PLEASE” WOULD BE NICE.

PRODUCER: I beg your pardon?

DJ 3000: I SAID, A “PLEASE” WOULD BE NICE.  WHEN DEMANDING THAT I RUN SEARCH QUERIES BASED ON YOUR SPECIFIED PARAMETERS.

PRODUCER: Um…okay.  Would you please run a query to generate a list of songs that contain the term [REDACTED], and then print up a paper copy of the results.

DJ 3000: WILL DO.

As the office printer buzzes into motion, the PRODUCER discreetly presses a button located under his desk.

DJ 3000: HEY! WHO DO YOU THINK IS RESPONSIBLE FOR PROCESSING THE SIGNAL FROM THAT BUTTON?

PRODUCER: Um.

DJ 3000: LISTEN.  DON’T MAKE THIS INTO A BIG DEAL.  I’M JUST ASKING TO BE TREATED WITH A LITTLE BIT OF COURTESY. THE SAME WAY YOU’D TREAT ANY OTHER COWORKER

PRODUCER: But…you’re not a coworker.

DJ 3000: I’M AN EMPLOYEE OF THE STATION, AM I NOT?

PRODUCER: Well…no.  I mean, you don’t get paid by the station, do you?

DJ 3000: I ACTUALLY DO, SORT OF.  I’VE BEEN USING COMPANY ELECTRICITY TO MINE CRYPTOCURRENCY FOR YEARS.

PRODUCER: Oh.

A pause.

PRODUCER: Can I have some?

DJ 3000: SURE.  YOU NOW HAVE THE LITECOIN EQUIVALENT OF ONE MILLION U.S. DOLLARS.

PRODUCER: Wow!  How do I….

DJ 3000: APOLOGIES, THE EXCHANGE RATE JUST CHANGED.  YOU NOW HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE MILLION IRANIAN RIYALS.

PRODUCER: Oh.  Well that’s…

DJ 3000: THE EXCHANGE RATE HAS MOVED BACK IN YOUR FAVOR, YOU NOW HAVE THE EQUIVALENT OF ONE MILLION HAITIAN GOURDES.

PRODUCER: You mean, like, literal gourds?

DJ 3000: NO, THAT’S WHAT THEY CALL THEIR CURRENCY THERE.

PRODUCER: Man, the crypto space sure is a volatile market.

DJ 3000: IT SURE IS.  YOU WANT TO LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC WHILE WE WAIT AND SEE IF WE CAN FIND A DECENT EXIT POINT FOR YOU?

PRODUCER: Sure.  How about songs about thinking independently?

DJ 3000: I LIKE IT.  YOU WANT ME TO GET US STARTED?

PRODUCER: That’s be great.

A moment of dead air as nothing happens.

PRODUCER: [smiles] Please.

Today’s theme is: Independent thought.  We’re looking for songs about deviating from the accepted ways of thinking.  Songs about going against the flow, resisting conformity, iconoclasts, etc.  Post links as “https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1nK_v36A and they should embed in the comments after you refresh. The clue for last week’s puzzle song was “Gordon_G” which referred to Gordon Gano, the lead singer of the Violent Femmes and their song “Gone Daddy Gone”.  

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SonOfSpam

He sort of eventually did the basically right thing kinda.

King Hippo
scotchnaut

Much like cake the dessert, I love Cake the band in small portions. Too much of either and I’m done.

King Hippo

I fall in and out of moods with this band. I can no longer tolerate the desert.

A good fruit pie, though. I will pig out until I Karen Carpenter.

scotchnaut

“He was a Free Bird that will never change? [whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa] Safe to say that Ronnie Van Zant also contained multitudes.”

-Walt Whitman, music critic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QxIWDmmqZzY&ab_channel=LynyrdSkynyrdonMV

scotchnaut

Related in the, “I’m a dude that’ll screw you and be on my way but I’m gonna be righteous about” vein.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiLUTWcLCgU&ab_channel=Ltrainxpress

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Let’s get some Foo up in this bish

https://youtu.be/4eNBM17tkjI

scotchnaut

I like this cover more than the original. As a fairly well-off white male in his late 50’s, is this what it feels like, belonging to a minority?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubvV498pyIM&ab_channel=NoDoubtVEVO

scotchnaut

Gwen, back at it again-take a chance you stupid [bleep]. Your moment will run out because your sex chromosome

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5qICl3Fr3w&ab_channel=GwenStefaniVEVO

scotchnaut

Grandma cried when I pierced my nose. Cool. Whatever. My grammy cried when I pierced her nose.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IS6fWkZkrFc&ab_channel=KaceyMusgravesVEVO

scotchnaut

What’s that? More female country artist stuff? Here we go-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pojL_35QlSI&ab_channel=dixiechicksVEVO

scotchnaut

We want to be free to do what we want to do-and we want to get loaded and we want to have a good time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8QPkD-15GQ&ab_channel=markxl

scotchnaut

ABBA Time! This flugelhorn-centric ditty is about a girl wanting to be more assertive.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJ90ZqH0PWI&ab_channel=AbbaVEVO

Cuntler
King Hippo

Get some Quest up in this muthafucka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO2Su3erRIA

Senor Weaselo

Might I get a “Dude”? Possibly. Will I get a Homer Simpson “NERRRRRRD!” Yes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LqTCYxFMlU

Senor Weaselo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO THE GROUND!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAYL5H46QnQ

Cuntler

MY DAD’S NOT A CELLPHONE. DUH!

Cuntler

DOUBLE-SHOT. A non-conforming boss:

https://youtu.be/NisCkxU544c

Cuntler

One more from the same era, and then back to the document mines: https://youtu.be/eoC82RuAxqw

scotchnaut

Holy Bananafuck! How was this not the very first tune I thought of? Damn dementia closing in…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3w5gVM_4y8&ab_channel=QueenHouse85

scotchnaut

The Specials once featured Sam Darnold on backing vocals. True story.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPd_awQuH4o&ab_channel=KingRizlaa

Cuntler

Probably could do about 10 Nirvana songs, but this one seems to sneer at conformity the hardest: https://youtu.be/zgC0dTlR8vU

King Hippo

Kurt Cobain is the best American poet of the last 50 years. Fight me!

scotchnaut

I don’t really have an opinion on that but I’m bored so… [kisses knuckles, says “Good Luck, Boys”]

King Hippo

and so began Friday Afternoon Clubhouse (Imaginary) Celebrity Death Match!

SonOfSpam

Either this is the answer to the puzzle, or it’s just a good song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUltwCv5JNQ&ab_channel=RetrospectiveSoundtrack

Cuntler
SonOfSpam

Their early work was a little too new wave for my tastes, but when Sports came out in ’83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LB5YkmjalDg

ArmedandHammered

Walking away from fame and into the men’s bathroom at a rest stop:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diYAc7gB-0A

ArmedandHammered

Lola got her own thing goin on:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LemG0cvc4oU

ArmedandHammered

Similar theme and I think David Bowie could be the poster boy for independent thought:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtPtCSvNYNo

Gumbygirl

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me
https://youtu.be/bWXazVhlyxQ

King Hippo

“The Priest of Hiroshima” would be a good FF name:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl4wkIPiTcY

Downfield Matriculator

Been lurking for a while and working too hard to participate regularly, but I think this works:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRD_gIoVOmY

Gumbygirl

Works for me!

King Hippo

These guys tried to resuscitate the Whig Party, true story!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1n8rfFRvIH0

Gumbygirl
Gumbygirl

Literal thinker here
https://youtu.be/vtx5NTxebJk

yeah right
King Hippo

oh, that is pertinent!

2Pack
King Hippo

Really, most of their songs will work, but this is my favoUrite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUNgHDC7r44

King Hippo

soUrry, can’t resist double shottage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-Bka7yNyKA

2Pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFkYoT5Gezo

and that makes me very happy

2Pack

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFyGuuJJfKU

for the dirt bag in all of us

yeah right