Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Have The Combo Platter

Good morning people, and welcome to the start of another work week. As usual we’ll be starting that week be screwing around and trying to select things based on whatever random topic is assigned, because that’s much better than getting those TPS reports done, or paying attention to whatever HR meeting you’ve been forced to attend.

This week’s topic comes to us from The Great White North, a place more than a few of us are now taking a more serious look at relocating to as the good ol’ USA continues its descent into something like the Taliban, but with better TV options. A hearty “fuck you” to the Supreme Court.

Back on topic, a few weeks ago Scotchnaut suggested “best combinations ever” as a topic. Could be Hall & Oates, (ugh), could be Surf n’ Turf, could be Tinkers-to-Evers-to-Chance. If it’s a combination, and a real one rather than the product of your fevered imaginations, it’s eligible.

Your commissioners for this draft are really the only possible combination:

Zan and Jayna, the most useless of the Justice League,finally find a use for their “form of an eagle, shape of a bucket of water” act and will be ruling on all things combination.

Fuck Gleep. The only purple monkey we respect here is Trent Green’s dishwasher.

Since this is Scotchnaut’s idea, and since for the first time in several weeks I’ve remembered to do this before noon EST, (BEST TIME!), on a Sunday, he gets the first pick. Once he’s done that, (or once the post goes live in @ 20 hours, because maybe Scotchy has a life and isn’t looking at his Slack messages on a weekend), it’s time for you to

5 4 votes
Article Rating
Subscribe
Notify of
118 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
King Hippo

Pills and coffee! Nate Donnis wrote a song about it, like to hear it, here ya go.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw2M6tsHr3U

Last edited 1 year ago by King Hippo
Game Time Decision

double shot:
coffee and mornings

/pun intended.

Game Time Decision

movies and popcorn

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

2. Drive-in Move Theaters and Sex in the Backseat of a Car

comment image

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I guess the modern equivalent would be Netflixing and Chilling.

SonOfSpam

read this first as “Netfisting” which I get could be a thing

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I guess I’m the only one who doesn’t find Charleston Heston a turn on.

BeefReeferLives

Lambert & Ham

comment image?_hv=1&w=900

Last edited 1 year ago by BeefReeferLives
blaxabbath

comment image

BeefReeferLives

comment imagev

BeefReeferLives
Last edited 1 year ago by BeefReeferLives
Gumbygirl

Gumby chooses weed and doritos

1656354632358_581680213918312.jpg
WCS

Mike Polk Jr and the Factory of Sadness

Gumbygirl

Sketti and meatballs, because I am 5.

Senor Weaselo

Aw jeez, that’s a good pick.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Naan, chicken Tikka masala, and raita

Don T

Rice
and
beans.

comment image

BeefReeferLives
Don T

Muy bueno. This is the traditional tune.
https://youtu.be/AtbBtFo-e_s

Senor Weaselo

Start a raid on songwriters? Hell yes.

Lennon & McCartney.

BeefReeferLives

They do compliment each other…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHowqKYSXNI

2Pack

In the third round I’m going with speed, firepower and protection. Need a deep bench for the coming apocalypse.

IMG_20220627_195218.jpg
BeefReeferLives

Buddy Cole might object, but I’m going with penises and vaginas. Personally, I feel they go together quite nicely…

SonOfSpam

Assault and battery, like what happened to Rudy G yesterday.

SonOfSpam

Second degree assault, according to the charging doc

Senor Weaselo

In that liberal bastion of the city, *checks notes* Staten Island.

scotchnaut

My own combo-A crossword puzzle and a sunny morning on the deck. Can’t be beat.

WCS

comment image

Stanley approved

Gumbygirl

People always forget Harvey Korman. I never forget Harvey Korman. I CAN’T forget Harvey Korman.

2Pack

Sara and Laura, former German women’s beach volleyball champs.

200008.jpg
2Pack

Just my opening to get nice looking, scantily dressed ladies in the conversation.

Brick Meathook

chocolate and peanut butter

scotchnaut

Is Blair and Witch taken?

Brick Meathook

I don’t read these fucking things

WCS

Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot
comment image

BeefReeferLives

R2D2 & C3PO

ArmedandHammered

Bonnie and Clyde

WCS

Beavis and Butthead
comment image

SonOfSpam

Still better to repair than replace imo

Brick Meathook

Replace your entire cooling system: radiator, hoses, pump, thermostat, sensors. Your heater core may or may not get changed due to it’s location but it can be flushed and checked. These things wear out and need replacement at intervals; it’s routine so get a good price. A full replacement should run about $1000; amortize that over 100,000 miles and it’s cheap. Also, your timing belt should not be involved with this. I assume you mean your serpentine belt, which drives the accessories. If it’s old change that too.

SonOfSpam

Fish and chips

Acceptable accoutrements: tartar sauce, malt vinegar, lemons
Unacceptable accoutrements: peas (smashed or not)

2Pack

I’ll take silver… And GOLD.

SonOfSpam

What about blue?

(fine, just an excuse to post maybe their best song)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1fHtUfbqtm4&ab_channel=BobotZerimar

2Pack

Always loved that song

2Pack
yeah right

Drums and bass guitar.

BrettFavresColonoscopy
BrettFavresColonoscopy

Scotch and a cigar

blaxabbath

See? I must not know how to do this right.

scotchnaut

Batman and Robin (Adam West and Burt Ward version)

LemonJello

Apple pie and vanilla ice cream

BeefReeferLives

Pizza and beer.

The Maestro

New York Jets fans and unfathomable sadness.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Come on, that’s like picking Roger Goodell and being a national disgrace, fruit on the ground

LemonJello

“I’ve got a great recipe for a crisp that only requires fruit on the ground, sawdust and a little bit of sterno…”

-J. Tomsula

SonOfSpam

Chips and salsa

comment image

Game Time Decision

Peanut butter and jam

Redshirt

Placekicker and Holder

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Balls is going to be so mad because I’m taking…..

Ass and titties

Senor Weaselo

The unofficial song of Senor Weaselo’s college roommate… after he broke up with his ex.

Did not, however, to my knowledge, get laid.

LemonJello

comment image

The Maestro

Burgers ‘n’ fries.

The Maestro

The fries absolutely are. They contain the same ingredients as what goes into a potato bun, after all.

yeah right

Beer and wings.

ArmedandHammered

Chicken and dumplings

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I assume once a combination has been picked, all items in the combination are off the board and cannot be used in future picks?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I object.

Wait, no, I strenuously object.

scotchnaut

I’ll take peanut butter and chocolate. (look at that dude strutting down the street with his chocolate bar like he owns the place)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7oD_oX-Gio&ab_channel=KevinNoonan

LemonJello

What kind of anarchy-loving psychopath eats peanut butter straight from the jar, with their fingers, in public?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

One who’s probably great in bed?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

1. Bacon and Cheese

comment image

LemonJello

Steak and Bourbon, two great tastes that go great together!

comment image

Last edited 1 year ago by LemonJello
blaxabbath

We get like a Hall of Fame Game exhibition round to knock off the rust, right?

bidwill-and-kavanaugh.jpg
ballsofsteelandfury

Scotchy is not around and I have the perfect pick to piss him off and I woke up early to go to work, so fuck it:

comment image

ballsofsteelandfury

comment image

scotchnaut

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!