Monday Morning Mock Draft: I’ll Have The Combo Platter

Good morning people, and welcome to the start of another work week. As usual we’ll be starting that week be screwing around and trying to select things based on whatever random topic is assigned, because that’s much better than getting those TPS reports done, or paying attention to whatever HR meeting you’ve been forced to attend.

This week’s topic comes to us from The Great White North, a place more than a few of us are now taking a more serious look at relocating to as the good ol’ USA continues its descent into something like the Taliban, but with better TV options. A hearty “fuck you” to the Supreme Court.

Back on topic, a few weeks ago Scotchnaut suggested “best combinations ever” as a topic. Could be Hall & Oates, (ugh), could be Surf n’ Turf, could be Tinkers-to-Evers-to-Chance. If it’s a combination, and a real one rather than the product of your fevered imaginations, it’s eligible.

Your commissioners for this draft are really the only possible combination:

Zan and Jayna, the most useless of the Justice League,finally find a use for their “form of an eagle, shape of a bucket of water” act and will be ruling on all things combination.

Fuck Gleep. The only purple monkey we respect here is Trent Green’s dishwasher.

Since this is Scotchnaut’s idea, and since for the first time in several weeks I’ve remembered to do this before noon EST, (BEST TIME!), on a Sunday, he gets the first pick. Once he’s done that, (or once the post goes live in @ 20 hours, because maybe Scotchy has a life and isn’t looking at his Slack messages on a weekend), it’s time for you to